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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by MrWondah(m): 11:36am On Nov 29, 2017 |
Alexanderbells2:Clears throat. So this kind thread dey nobody free mention me? Alex... Some girls can form for Dollarland o. Dem go give you green light wey bright pass police flashlight but when you near dem, dem go tell you say them dey take you as brother. If them see you with another gyal dem go dey jealous pass naija soldiers. If na lie ask elantraceey 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Alexanderbells2: 11:44am On Nov 29, 2017 |
MrWondah: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I have a fair share of them ó. That year wey person still Dey carry love for head like lamp post. You go come Dey question yourself. Say Wetin you do wrong. Come Dey retrace your step. But she called me three times yesterday alone. If she no like me, why she come Dey come me always. Girls matter nah Trigonometry o. You go old before you understand. There's am inverse proportion to their matter jo. Show them too much love, they'll break your heart. Withdraw your love, they'll be looking for you. I just weak jọ. Ehnehn Aunty Elantraceey, you've been served a subpoena ó. Comma defend yourself. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 11:45am On Nov 29, 2017 |
MrWondah: Wondah, why you come change that name to my own na? Na you be expert for this matter oooo ![]() If girls form, you will say she's forming, if she doesn't form, you will say she's cheap? How girls go take dey satisfy you now ehn? ![]() "dem go tell you say them dey take you as brother" LOL @ this ![]() ![]() Okay, e be say elantraceey go come shed light on this green light, flash light and brother thing ooo, the matter pass me ![]() ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Alexanderbells2: 11:45am On Nov 29, 2017 |
vivie01: Me self I no understand Wetin I type. Nah auto correct ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 11:47am On Nov 29, 2017 |
Alexanderbells2: lie lie! ![]() ![]() @shervydman, come and hear your brother oh. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by MrWondah(m): 11:58am On Nov 29, 2017 |
Vv e be like you been dey do that thing well well ![]() ![]() ![]() Alex me I no wey do love o. Na waste of time. Girls like person wey dey sabi carry woman. Especially if you get small money. Me wey be student if I don help you do assignment we don dey approach promise land be dat. |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 12:35pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
MrWondah: Hahaha, me no know wetin you dey talk about oh but I no dey do am sha. ![]() ![]() You know this is Africa where it's literarily believed that a man should be the first person to approach a lady, if its otherwise, you'll be seen as wayward and the man will also see you as 'spoilt' or cheap and would not take the lady serious. In most cases, if not all cases, such man will never 'marry' such lady, even if she possesses all the qualities he wanted in a lady. An average man's orientation and mindset concerning such issues is somehow. Its that bad! With that mindset also, woman tends to shy away from doing such and most African ladies already conditioned their mind towards that. I think its unfair on the part of ladies/women actually but, they are being 'coerced' to go by the mental rules set by the society. I think that's part of the major reasons accountable for girls' forming first. Even if a lady is interested in a man and showing all green lights, if the man does not show interest, the feelings will just die away in her, that goes back to what you said, Wondah, that when they now see you with another lady, they'll be jealous. Yes, they'll be jealous 'cos they like you. Also, showing green lights does not mean a lady is interested in intimacy all the time. A lady might just like you and wish to be close to you, talking, jisting and all that but the next thing is that the guy would conclude she's into him; when you now go to her with that ulterior motive, she would decline you. All green lights does not translates to 'come and have me' at all times. 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by MrWondah(m): 1:08pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
vivie01:Ladies go dey always think say all relationships go lead to marriage. |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 1:47pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
MrWondah: Why did you handpicked this one alone? ![]() This is the kind of mindset I'm talking about. I don't think an average lady will think that all relationships will lead to marriage, what if they are not compatible? What if, what if ......... and many what ifs. However, I believed serious minded individuals have their set goals and objectives for entering into a relationship (not talking about friends with benefits, quickys or what have you now oh). The goals might or might not be met, it's not the end of life, they both will move on! |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by elantraceey(f): 7:53pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
MrWondah: See me see accusation oo ![]() ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by MrWondah(m): 8:37pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
elantraceey:Tracy talk true. You know how the matter be that yyear before I repent to badboyism |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:26am On Nov 30, 2017 |
So I Had Sex With This Girl After We Finished She Closed Her Eyes And Started Crying... I Asked Her What's Wrong, she said "I Know You're Gonna Leave Me After This ".... . Bro That Shit Almost Made Me Cry Too. Cause She Was So Right!! ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:33am On Nov 30, 2017 |
"A Zimbabwean Is Having A Conversation With A Nigerian! Zimbabwean:Is it True that if you ask a Nigerian a Question,they Answer you with Another Question? Nigerian:Who Told you That? ![]() ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:39am On Nov 30, 2017 |
A king was going to war. So he locked up
his wife, called his best friend and gave
him the key to the room saying, "If am not
back in 2weeks, you can have my wife".
He entered the horse and hit the road.
30 mins later, he saw his friend rushing to
him in another horse. The king asked him
wat is it??
And completely out of breath he said "you
gave me the wrong key" ![]() ![]() ![]() 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 7:03am On Nov 30, 2017 |
vivie01:Olomi lo ma re......na water seller go tire na ![]() ![]() Omo, I don miss all this una talk talk ni sha, if thread owner see d kyne talk wey una dey talk sef, he go just weak. |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by pinkyruledworld(m): 7:58am On Nov 30, 2017 |
Alexanderbells2:lol. na to go spend extra money buy milk |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 10:03am On Nov 30, 2017 |
elantraceey: ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 10:11am On Nov 30, 2017 |
shervydman: Okay, na pure water seller go tire. Na true, you know say dem dey hawk am from street to street and in parks as well. ![]() ![]() Na now I understand, Shervy you know say small pikin no dey understand adult talk sometimes. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 10:12am On Nov 30, 2017 |
Krystaal:LOL. How he take know? ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Alexanderbells2: 3:22pm On Nov 30, 2017 |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by MrWondah(m): 3:41pm On Nov 30, 2017 |
For regeneration of sperms |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by elantraceey(f): 10:12pm On Nov 30, 2017 |
MrWondah: Mr wondah I know nothing o ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by MrWondah(m): 7:01am On Dec 01, 2017 |
elantraceey: Okay so you no remember how you make me wash plate for una house dey wait for you.? Vv must hear this 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by DopeBoss(m): 10:25pm On Dec 01, 2017 |
Lmao all of una done park come dis thread be dat oo ![]() ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 12:12pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
DopeBoss: Krystal don bring us come ooo, you self don join now ![]() MrWondah, you fit do anything on top woman matter, your matter tire me oooo, na so you go find yourself for middle of the road dey dodge cars over girl matter. I think say you go need that 6 years fasting too oo make your eyes clear ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by elantraceey(f): 2:14pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
MrWondah: Hehehehe.... you must be from my previous life 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 6:01pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
This is a really beautiful work...double tuale! 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by DopeBoss(m): 8:21pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
Krystaal:Lol dis got me laughing ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by luwabrooklyn(m): 2:37pm On Dec 03, 2017 |
vivie01:it is beta u update u still on outdated level oh |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:37pm On Dec 03, 2017 |
That awkward moment when you're having sex with bae
And she's not screaming or making any sounds
And the bed feels sorry for you
It starts making those
Kwi nchi, kwi nchi, kwi nchi sounds ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:44pm On Dec 03, 2017 |
A gentleman went to a night club, then he approached two ladies who were sitting near the bar man. . He greeted one lady, and asked her if she would like to dance. The she said "Yes, I would like to dance". Then the guy replied "That's nice, go, and dance. I wanna speak to your friend". ![]() ![]() ![]() 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:45pm On Dec 03, 2017 |
Lol guys easy with the replies on my thread |
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