Nihilist:

Oshoro heat map. Looks like someone is being instructed to dread the box like a plaque.

dopeJemi:


when did Zidane play against young?

Sarcasm.. man.. Sarcasm

Griffon:


Oshoro heat map. Looks like someone is being instructed to dread the box like a plaque.

They don't call him the Left strikeback for nothing....though it looks like he occasionally spends some time at CB as well.

I've heard of sweeper-keeper. Sweeper-Striker however?

The man is the true definition of box to box

dopeJemi:


when did Zidane play against young?

Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

joeace2020:

Sarcasm.. man.. Sarcasm

was confused actually, just wanted to be sure

Griffon:


Oshoro heat map. Looks like someone is being instructed to dread the box like a plaque.

I had no idea Lukaku dreaded plaques

Leyqute:




I had no idea Lukaku dreaded plaques

Anybody with good dental hygiene should dread plaque obviously...

Nihilist:

Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

don't blame me, I am on something right now, so my memory is on standby

Leyqute:




I had no idea Lukaku dreaded plaques

Bwahahaha

Nihilist:


Anybody with good dental hygiene should dread plaque obviously...

And what makes you think the grieving one was talking about dental infections

dopeJemi:


Nah fam, if mourihno hadn't injected the philosophy of winning at all cost in y'all, Chelsea would be no where near the team they are today, you have got to give that to the man, y'all owe him that at least

We make it seem like Jose is all for the negative side of football, don't forget we were going Kung Fu on opponents last season and earlier this season, I won't put all the blame on Jose for our poor style of play, there are some basics things that Jose doesn't have to teach a footballer, our players seem to be playing with more of their legs than their brains lately

I give Jose credit for the winning mentality he instilled in us during his time at the bridge but that was just about it.

He failed in leaving a template for the club. We had no distinctive style of play and were dubbed 'boring', same tag you all seem to be walking around with

One can win without sacrificing good football. One can win without being a proponent of dark arts of football. This is what Jose needs to understand.

This is not to mention that we lost great talents like KDB, Mata etc because of Jose's approach.

elrony:


And what makes you think the grieving one was talking about dental infections

Plaque is not even an infection.

Bruv how badly do you want this L?

Nihilist:


They don't call him the Left strikeback for nothing....though it looks like he occasionally spends some time at CB as well.

I've heard of sweeper-keeper. Sweeper-Striker however?

The man is the true definition of box to box

Don't you just know how to piss off your ex?

Lukaku is a dead man by now

Nihilist:


Plaque is not even an infection.

Bruv how badly do you want this L?

Hang your L on your neck bro,youve been begging for it since morning. I can even inscribe it on a plaque for you.

Nihilist:


Plaque is not even an infection.

Bruv how badly do you want this L?

Hang your L on your neck bro,youve been begging for it since morning. I can even inscribe it on a plaque for you.

elrony:


And what makes you think the grieving one was talking about dental infections

Stop disgracing yourself already and go talk to a dentist.

Griffon:


This was all I needed to see Mr Jemi.

I didn't throw down the gauntlet on this playing style thing, the debate is already on out there. I just wanted to bring it down here and make it clear that Utd are nowhere near the likes of City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool and Spurs in terms of playing good football.

I came stating fact, and you know how much I love FACT.

No be only fact...more like you came here to serve amala! It seems you don start to dey smoke again abi? Which good football when your team is lagging behind us in every attacking, defensive or team statistic this season?

Man united:

Attack:

Goals 32

Goals Per Match 2.29

Shots 203

Shots On Target 73

Shooting Accuracy % 36%

Penalties Scored 1

Big Chances Created 28

Hit Woodwork 5

Team Play:

Passes 7,159

Passes Per Match 511.36

Pass Accuracy % 83%

Crosses 327

Cross Accuracy 20%

Defence:

Clean Sheets 9

Goals Conceded 8

Goals Conceded Per Match 0.57

Saves 39
Tackles 192

Tackle Success 63%

Blocked Shots 61

Interceptions 161

Clearances 317

Headed Clearance 150

Aerial Battles/Duels Won 950

Errors Leading To Goal 2

Own Goals 0



Matches Played

14

Wins

10

Losses

2

Goals

32

Goals Conceded

8

Clean Sheets

9

https://www.premierleague.com/clubs/12/Manchester-United/stats?se=79





Ogogoro men:

Attack

Goals 24

Goals Per Match 1.85

Shots 173

Shots On Target 67

Shooting Accuracy % 39%

Penalties Scored 0

Big Chances Created 20

Hit Woodwork 2


Team Play

Passes 6,631

Passes Per Match 510.08

Pass Accuracy % 83%

Crosses 236

Cross Accuracy % 19%


Defence

Clean Sheets 6

Goals Conceded 11

Goals Conceded Per Match 0.85

Saves 32

Tackles 245

Tackle Success % 72%

Blocked Shots 48

Interceptions 148

Clearances 311

Headed Clearance 174

Aerial Battles/Duels Won 919

Errors Leading To Goal 0

Own Goals 2



Matches Played

13

Wins

8

Losses

3

Goals

24

Goals Conceded

11

Clean Sheets

6

https://www.premierleague.com/clubs/4/Chelsea/stats?se=79


Till jesus comes back you shekpites can never be viewed as a more attacking side than united. Regardless of our struggles against huddersfield and Brighton!


L

dopeJemi:


Nah fam, if mourihno hadn't injected the philosophy of winning at all cost in y'all, Chelsea would be no where near the team they are today, you have got to give that to the man, y'all owe him that at least

We make it seem like Jose is all for the negative side of football, don't forget we were going Kung Fu on opponents last season and earlier this season, I won't put all the blame on Jose for our poor style of play, there are some basics things that Jose doesn't have to teach a footballer, our players seem to be playing with more of their legs than their brains lately

Poor style of play How? I still did not understand what you mean by poor style of play.
The spurs I watched in the few weeks now don't play shit infact they play rubbish football, apart from Real Madrid that is struggling, most of their matches after that has been rubbish.
Arsenal only showed up against a shit spurs their cross town rivals recently, they lost to this same Watford we beat and lost to FC cologne that has not won any match this season, they needed a dodgy penalty to beat Burnley.
Chelsea have to rescue a 3-3 draw at home to Roma and got hammered 3-0 away. They drew with pool just like we did, beat us at their stadium which Huddersfield did a forthright ago.
Liverpool surrendered a 3-0 half time advantage and got hammered by spurs, they could not beat either Chelsea or united at their stadium.
So this is the kind of football you want at united? In our last 3 games we won scoring an average of 3 goals per game, so what other good football do we need? That was why i told that griefing shekpite masturbating all over here to satisfy those conditions before talking his usual gibberish

Griffon:


I give Jose credit for the winning mentality he instilled in us during his time at the bridge but that was just about it.

He failed in leaving a template for the club. We had no distinctive style of play and were dubbed 'boring', same tag you all seem to be walking around with

One can win without sacrificing good football. One can win without being a proponent of dark arts of football. This is what Jose needs to understand.

This is not to mention that we lost great talents like KDB, Mata etc because of Jose's approach.

I can't argue with this

elampiro:


Whether you agree you are Coogar or not, I always see you as Coogar.. You may pretend by changing your writing style, but the ideas can be sensed.....

You always get things very wrong. The first time you posted with this moniker, you attacked for stating that Herrera asking Mkhitaryan to go into the box for his goal against Ajax in Europa final was a defensive move at first - to protect Mkhitaryan who was on yellow card already. The argument went on for days, I was alone against a crowd, then you came out from the blues to say I was wrong. But Mourinho himself (through his statement on the issue) vindicated me some weeks later.

Now you are judging wrongly again with your poor sense of judgement. May be you just want to be against me. I was right 100% last week on the Pogba argument as facts revealed. Did I not show where I said Pogba was money well spent? When he became poor, we criticize him - just like Scholes, Neville, etc did. Abe you know ball pass Scholes and Neville?

This guy is not coogar

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No be only fact...more like you came here to serve amala! It seems you don start to dey smoke again abi? Which good football when your team is lagging behind us in every attacking, defensive or team statistic this season?[quote]
Walahi I don't know what that ogogoro man is talking, you play better football than a team that is better than you in every aspect of attacking and defensive game.
Scoring more than you and conceding less added with being above you in the table. Where is that logic coming from? And some united fans are giving the dude audience. He should come back when he satisfy my conditions

Nihilist:

I'm sure that cuppa tea is cold. Fake tea.

From that match that you guys are trolling us with, you'll see that Ukaku wasnt shoehorned in the LB position. See his heat map, he's mostly based in the final-third of the opponents' half, dragging defenders out wide to get some space. His heat map at the LB is very faint indicating that he only went there at the ending period of the match to defend our lead which Mourinho pointed out. Few seconds at the LB position me and nada when compared to his main heat map for most of the match.

Cc: Griffon

dopeJemi:


explain to us how these teams are beneath us on the log, brilliant mind, we are waiting

because we have played tougher teams

dopeJemi:


was confused actually, just wanted to be sure

Sub Scholes in place of Young and wham bam you have the original quote.

Griffon:


Hehehe. Someone isn't happy with our normal faaji

'The way Romelu wins the corner for the goal, the way Romelu ends the game making tackles in the left -back position , that is the mentality I want' - Mourinho

That sums it up hombre

Lol. Mourinho was talking about the "ending parts of the game" not the entire match or when he's in the CF POSITION. You and Nihilist are just trolling, you know the truth.

Griffon:


Bring it on.

Which team is the best in the league as at today?

dopeJemi:


when did Zidane play against young?

Sarcasm. Those quotes was said about Scholes, one motherphucka just edited it.

sinizia:


I'm sure that cuppa tea is cold. Fake tea.

From that match that you guys are trolling us with, you'll see that Ukaku wasnt shoehorned in the LB position. See his heat map, he's mostly based in the final-third of the opponents' half, dragging defenders out wide to get some space. His heat map at the LB is very faint indicating that he only went there at the ending period of the match to defend our lead which Mourinho pointed out. Few seconds at the LB position me and nada when compared to his main heat map for most of the match.

Cc: Griffon

Plot twist: This is a different heat map to the one I posted.

So that's 2 matches now where Lukaku was playing Left back

sinizia:


Please, I don't need one example, I need multiple examples.

Time for me to Change Clothes and Go. My work is done here.

funlord:



No be only fact...more like you came here to serve amala! It seems you don start to dey smoke again abi? Which good football when your team is lagging behind us in every attacking, defensive or team statistic this season?

Man united:

Attack:

Goals 32

Goals Per Match 2.29

Shots 203

Shots On Target 73

Shooting Accuracy % 36%

Penalties Scored 1

Big Chances Created 28

Hit Woodwork 5

Team Play:

Passes 7,159

Passes Per Match 511.36

Pass Accuracy % 83%

Crosses 327

Cross Accuracy 20%

Defence:

Clean Sheets 9

Goals Conceded 8

Goals Conceded Per Match 0.57

Saves 39
Tackles 192

Tackle Success 63%

Blocked Shots 61

Interceptions 161

Clearances 317

Headed Clearance 150

Aerial Battles/Duels Won 950

Errors Leading To Goal 2

Own Goals 0



Matches Played

14

Wins

10

Losses

2

Goals

32

Goals Conceded

8

Clean Sheets

9

https://www.premierleague.com/clubs/12/Manchester-United/stats?se=79





Ogogoro men:

Attack

Goals 24

Goals Per Match 1.85

Shots 173

Shots On Target 67

Shooting Accuracy % 39%

Penalties Scored 0

Big Chances Created 20

Hit Woodwork 2


Team Play

Passes 6,631

Passes Per Match 510.08

Pass Accuracy % 83%

Crosses 236

Cross Accuracy % 19%


Defence

Clean Sheets 6

Goals Conceded 11

Goals Conceded Per Match 0.85

Saves 32

Tackles 245

Tackle Success % 72%

Blocked Shots 48

Interceptions 148

Clearances 311

Headed Clearance 174

Aerial Battles/Duels Won 919

Errors Leading To Goal 0

Own Goals 2



Matches Played

13

Wins

8

Losses

3

Goals

24

Goals Conceded

11

Clean Sheets

6

https://www.premierleague.com/clubs/4/Chelsea/stats?se=79


Till jesus comes back you shekpites can never be viewed as a more attacking side than united. Regardless of our struggles against huddersfield and Brighton!


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Last time we squared up against each other, I'm sure it was the boys in red who had more defs on the field of play, created less chances and were outplayed for the most period.

sinizia:


Lol. Mourinho was talking about the "ending parts of the game" not the entire match or when he's in the CF POSITION. You and Nihilist are just trolling, you know the truth.

We never said he's a leftback.

He's a left strikeback, and box-to-box forward. That's all we said Bro.

CapitalCee:


Poor style of play How? I still did not understand what you mean by poor style of play.
The spurs I watched in the few weeks now don't play shit infact they play rubbish football, apart from Real Madrid that is struggling, most of their matches after that has been rubbish.
Arsenal only showed up against a shit spurs their cross town rivals recently, they lost to this same Watford we beat and lost to FC cologne that has not won any match this season, they needed a dodgy penalty to beat Burnley.
Chelsea have to rescue a 3-3 draw at home to Roma and got hammered 3-0 away. They drew with pool just like we did, beat us at their stadium which Huddersfield did a forthright ago.
Liverpool surrendered a 3-0 half time advantage and got hammered by spurs, they could not beat either Chelsea or united at their stadium.
So this is the kind of football you want at united? In our last 3 games we won scoring an average of 3 goals per game, so what other good football do we need? That was why i told that griefing shekpite masturbating all over here to satisfy those conditions before talking his usual gibberish

we have got to be completely honest with ourselves

Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Man City and Tottenham all play with intent and focus, just look at Man City, aren't they winning also? are their football as bad as ours? as much as it pains me to admit it, I have to, our style of play is very disgusting to watch, just look at the nonsense we played yesterday, we played without our heads, couldn't even hold the ball for more than a minute, looked confused most of the time, couldn't press our opponents when they had the ball, don't get me started on the possession stat and number of passes completed, the truth is we didn't know what we were doing yesterday, forget the scoreline, we were poor

This has been going on for a while and I have been quiet but yesterday's game was just too disgusting to watch and I am getting worried, how far will our lackadaisical style of play take us? it's time we tell ourselves the truth, We suck right now

Nihilist:


We never said he's a leftback.

He's a left strikeback, and box-to-box forward. That's all we said Bro.

Guy I don laugh tire for office today. This your new role for Lukaku need Wikipedia's attention.

Strikeback yana Box-to-box forward. Oh Jesus!