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Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Donpre(m): 11:13pm On Dec 01, 2017 |
SamanN:seriously? LOl... you shouldn't take things like those to heart. I clearly stated that it was "hearsay" I believe you have done inquires about that your issue from your school. |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 11:32am On Dec 02, 2017 |
Donpre: Yeah.. They all agreed to affidavit, tho few disagreed. And that's making me tensed. |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 8:32am On Dec 04, 2017 |
Is it only me or some other people here do not know about Castrokiller |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by felix00(m): 5:06pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
SamanN: what's with him |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Nobody: 5:17pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
SamanN:Lol He should be fine, hopefully. |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 9:12am On Jan 22, 2018 |
Boss men! I wasn't able to get my preffered course (pharmacy) but I've been offered industrial chemistry. How feasible is changing course after my first year, the requirements and all, in OAU. Should i write another Utme? Cc: Donpre, Optimist1998, chukwukapromise, castrokiller & felix00. Anyone who could give advice on what next to do. Thank you. |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by chukwukapromise(m): 9:19am On Jan 23, 2018 |
Greeting SamanN,..So Glad That The Huffs And puffs of Admission Did'nt leave you Wanting!...Maybe not Those Drug dealers course, but As They Say in one part of nigeria "Admission is Admission".. Fresh medic Donpre will be most suitable To dispatch feasibility studies to your Plight, As he has once trodden on that lane. But if am to be disrespectful and comment before the Highlanders does, what i may likely say would be "Industrial chemistry to the best of my knowledge is A Physical science course belonging to The Faculty of physical science,..And Pharmacy on the other path belong to the Faculty Of Med/pharm/health science(Depending on whateva An institution decides putting it into)....The relativity of The Two faculties Is greater than zero but less than one." "Colonies of students Admitted into Their Non-prefered choice of course also have The Eternal motive of Faculty, or departmental switch, Meaning u Are NOT alone" "This now result to A Fiasco of Competition" "For Every competition There is A Winner And A loser, The proportion of winners to losers, Is Always represented as A proper fraction, with d numerator less,." "If the competition is Fair, Then A RULE must Keep the fairness at Equilubrum" "In this Case, The RULES, regulate the minimum GPA Attainable for consideration, The Maximum number of student Allowed to switch , The Catchment courses from where to Switch, And The Endorsement for a switch." "ENDORSMENT!: This Is the Daredevil most people have no knowledge abt(well u cant blame them, it a devil as it is nomenclated, and D Devil Always is not visible to d eye.).. If U Satisfy And pacify all necessity for A switch, And U Have no Endorsment, You've just sucessfully builded A house With Sand in place of brick." "Endorsment entails The HOD of Your Department/faculty, Is Willing to let you go Away from his department/falculty, And The HOD of The Other Department/falculty is Willing to Accept you into his department/falculty" "If One party Gives the Go ahead, And the other Does'nt, You get Yourself stuck on the top of the fence." "But, But, I have A GPA of 5.0, Pls Mr HOD let me go,...." "Sorry LAD, We dont Give Away our best brains...Except he uses his brains to Get himself out(He's talking about that Note you got in your pocket) After satisfying the Head, The Tail comes next.. "....I told you Already, Our Department, has Exceeded It Carrying capacity, Thus We have No space left for Additional unit, Except u Are willing to take Blames When we get De-Accredited by The NUC".. Not Necessary meaning These are the Sequence the story goes, but It A Photoframe of The Vissisitude of "How Feasible A Departmental Transfer Is In Nigeria universities".... It does sound EASY when cogitated upon It does Sound EASY when being told about It does sound EASY when Written on paper But it not all that EASY when Exprienced.. To be on the WISE side means "Take the course, Take Jamb form, And Titrate your hopes on both" To be on the EXPENDITURE side "Let this go, Take Utme exams, With rage in your eyes, And Your dream outside your eyes, Beat d Exam small And Come out with an outstanding results, And have the goal of (IF IT IS NOT IT, THEN IT IS NOT IT).. But As Quote by Micheal jackson "Remeber to always think Twice". 1 Like |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 9:57am On Jan 23, 2018 |
chukwukapromise: Wow! This is priceless, i think having an alternative is better. I really appreciate this piece. OT: What's up with your admission, boss?. |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Ablyz(m): 10:16am On Jan 23, 2018 |
Great |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by chukwukapromise(m): 10:56am On Jan 23, 2018 |
SamanN: Admission?! Admission?!.... Tis been Brick by brick!... I tried reaching for The Exosphere, But could'nt Get out from the gravitional singularity..Just Saw my name Today, On Uniport last list!...very funny As I Was told to catenate with A Certain Miss Animal and environmental biology..Still amuses me...But nonetheless Absu Had Already taken me in For medical laboratory science, But I refuse to take them to...still cogitating on that!...But as of now, It's to get A UTME form And Look at my Previous year to Grade higher than it..Probably With 3/4 of the total obtainable mark, I'll get to be clothed with white robe.... Hope u dont mind my encryptional way of talking? |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 11:12am On Jan 23, 2018 |
chukwukapromise: Why not go for the course just to while away time? Hopefully you get to reach your dream. I really like it encrypted. |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by chukwukapromise(m): 11:48am On Jan 23, 2018 |
Lol...Man dont need what man dont need!. |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Donpre(m): 4:24pm On Jan 23, 2018 |
SamanN:Sori dis is coming late, i'm in a kinda 'chinko' situatn ryt nw. I gotta say that it is a sad turn out of events. i expected to celebrate u as u did me, but never d less, i believe tins happen 4 a reason... i could nt research abt oau transfers due to d above mentiond but its just wat chukwukapromise has said with a little variatn. you should inquire into specifics tho 4rm pharm students who were successful... with utme reg ending in 2wks and d exam in a month, throwin an admisn away is way too risky. i would advise u hold on to chem and still reg 4 utme... i expect u'd hold strong and see this as a platform to a greater height nt a setbck, that u'd smash their exams nd show dem who's boss. i'm really hoping tins work out 4 u pal. |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 8:50pm On Jan 23, 2018 |
Donpre: Thanks boss. I'd take up the challenge. PS: It's usual of you typing this way. No one has heard about optimist1998. |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Nobody: 10:35pm On Jan 23, 2018 |
SamanN:Hi SamanN. It'll be a risky move forfeiting your admission and applying for jamb especially if you haven't been preparing, as Donpre said, try to get more information about OAU's transfer process. There's no harm in getting acquainted with A level materials at the University while you're preparing for jamb. It's actually a boost. |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 7:24am On Jan 24, 2018 |
Optimist1998: Thanks boss, I'll sure accept the course and get another UTME form. However, don't know why you remain lip sealed about yourself, i (we) do not know how far with you. |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Nobody: 7:42am On Jan 24, 2018 |
SamanN:Lol Due to the nature of my account, there are some things I can't say. By the way, I sent you a mail |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 8:20am On Jan 24, 2018 |
Optimist1998: Seen. |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by jephthal: 11:43am On Feb 21, 2018 |
felix00: Congratulations Dear on your matriculation, no vex pe the thing come late. How is unilag treating you. |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Donpre(m): 9:13pm On Apr 28, 2018 |
Its been eons. What's up with everyone Samann, Chukwukapromise, Optimist1998, felix00 Hope y'all doing great? |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Nobody: 3:55am On Apr 29, 2018 |
Donpre:Hehe Donpre I'm doing great, I suppose. How's school and all? |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Donpre(m): 7:11am On Apr 29, 2018 |
Optimist1998:Fine, not all it was hyped to be tho. You guys done with first semester? |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Nobody: 11:36am On Apr 29, 2018 |
Donpre:@bold I couldn't have said it any better. I'm in the middle of my exams, you guys are done? |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Donpre(m): 1:10pm On Apr 29, 2018 |
Optimist1998:Almost, one more exam paper. Have you heard from Saman and chukwuka? Got any idea how utme went for them? |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Nobody: 3:12pm On Apr 29, 2018 |
Donpre:Saman? Yeah He's in OAU if I recall correctly |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by felix00(m): 5:30pm On Apr 29, 2018 |
Donpre: yo donpre bro. what's up |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Donpre(m): 8:43pm On Apr 29, 2018 |
Optimist1998:so he accepted the admission after all.... that's good |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by Donpre(m): 8:48pm On Apr 29, 2018 |
felix00:Ah! the runaway pharmacist. I'm kul, got some free time, decided to holla y'all bosses. what's up with you? Hope you're not being too hard on Unilag? |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 10:53pm On Apr 29, 2018 |
Donpre: I'm not doing that great, I thank God the admission didn't leave me wanting. OAU just resumed today. I'm not thinking of stepping my foot in school this week. |
Re: UTME 2017: Thread For Science Jambites by SamanN: 11:00pm On Apr 29, 2018 |
Optimist1998: Donpre: What did you Expect? I was going to accept it , the UTME i did was just fair. Lost the zeal to push on. Even my O'level grades aren't helping matters. Some candidates aspiring for same course school blasted jamb like no man's business, complemented with Distinctions in O'level. 300+ flying all around,some guys no get chill. I just don't want to further this course beyond 100 Level. God help me. You guys need to give a short highlight of your 1st semester. |
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