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Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 5:58pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
I know a lot of hungry looking guys would be offended when they see the header, I am sorry but I had Anthony Joshua on my mind while writing this. So once again I apologize if this would bring down your ego to a level it should be anyway. Don’t get me wrong, I don't have a beef with slim guys, they are wonderful people and I have a lot of guy friends who are slim. But I must ask where you were when your mates were building their muscles, why are you so comfortable with looking like suya on a stick, we don’t like that. Then when it’s time to yab a girl that she is flat or her boobs are like mosquito bites, they are the first to open their mouths like they actually have something to offer. Shut up bro! I’ve been doing squats, working that sexy figure out, eating healthy, so what is their excuse? If they can’t lift weights how do they expect to lift me. What if we happen to be caught up in one of the impressive Lekki annual floods and the car can’t take us through, because omg I have seen some floods that could sink a ship. Mr Chopsticks over here won’t be able to piggy back me and I can't stand having my designer shoes and legs wet or maybe you expect to sit on my laps on our pre-wedding pictures abi. Because I don’t see a way you could lift this body of a goddess without peeing your pants. Although I’ve had my fair share of slim guys, one at least, but trust me I'm not going back. In bed I had to move him around by myself like a Love Machine because the boy was so weak and he had the guts to ask if I actually enjoyed it whenever we were done. It was only his money that kept us together. Immediately the next money dispenser came around I gave him the red card. Well at least he got to tre the chance to find a lanky girl like himself and they’re getting married soon. no regrets whatsoever. There is nothing more annoying than when a stick figure messages you on instagram, when your laps are even bigger than his entire body and he’ll be expecting you to reply. They should be hitting the gym and not your DM, dude build that muscle up before you think of building a relationship. Get a hold on your desired physique before you dream about grabbing my assets. For those wondering why I am going on about slim guys, oh well it was because I got the gist that my neighbor who just got married was beating his wife, little wonder the poor lady is looking like something picked up from a ''bend down select" post. And her husband in question looks almost like a skeleton. I have not gotten the full gist yet but I will make sure I share it as soon as it gets to me. Moreover, a good number of the men I see maltreating their wives are scrawny fellows who have nothing to contribute to the family except their insecurities and inferiority complex. by temi for sauceandsound(under temi's skirt) temi is a rising video vixen who loves attention,enjoys expensive trips all over the world and would love to own her own private jet. https://www.sauceandsound.com/temis-skirt-18/ 3 Likes |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 6:00pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
What are we to do with all this now? All this story did not stop the late Tagbo[May He rest in peace] from banging Caroline Danjuma ![]() 36 Likes |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by kenness(m): 6:00pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
hmmmmmmmm |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by BasketballGURU(m): 6:01pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
NEXT! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 6:02pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
greiboy biko bring me my popcorn ![]() ![]() 3 Likes
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Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 6:04pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
TRASH!! 5 Likes |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 6:05pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
Feminazi spewing thrash as usual 9 Likes |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by dingbang(m): 6:06pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
Cheap 2 Likes |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by samyfreshsmooth(m): 6:07pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
The only thing i can decipher from ur unnecessary long post is that you're a flat-chested almost yanshless olosho who take men as "money dispensers" qui? 9 Likes |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 6:09pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
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Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 6:15pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
sauceandsound: read temi's next post on sauceandsound (under temi's skirt) |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Drwolf: 6:18pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
I'm not slim, so I'm excluded. |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Blackhawk01: 6:18pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
Daddykross ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 6:20pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
sauceandsound:The way many guys "body shame" ladies is repulsive. Ironically, they don't look perfect themselves. 1 Like |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Khd95(m): 6:23pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
Last time I checked mark Zuckerberg and bill gate have slim body ![]() So what's this one saying ![]() Worst is op might be looking like first element for periodic table ![]() ![]() 14 Likes |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by MhizzAJ(f): 6:29pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
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Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 7:00pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
lefulefu: ![]() nairaland house of commotion Good evening bro |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 7:10pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
greiboy:haha ![]() ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 7:12pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
lefulefu:hope the e warriors arrive soon |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 7:13pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
Khd95:though zukerberg and bill gates dont look hungry ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Likes
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Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 7:19pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
greiboy:u no dey see d bullets wey don already dey fly ![]() ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by DaddyKross: 7:31pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Rubbiish(m): 7:33pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
TRASH!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by QueenSekxy(f): 7:36pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
slim guys are my spec ![]() I love em slim and tall... ![]() Blackhawk01 what's your spec ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 7:39pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
Whoever read this nonsense, please summerise for me ![]() Skinny men are hung!!! ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Jadoskii(m): 7:42pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
E be lyk say slim aboki man neva handle Ur small yannsh b4 abii 1 Like |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Lagboyinibadan(m): 7:47pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
This is actually funny |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 7:49pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
QueenSekxy: ![]() |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by QueenSekxy(f): 7:52pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Nobody: 7:56pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
QueenSekxy:lol You aren't serious It is because I am slim now ![]() |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by ponti93(m): 7:59pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
Op i wonder where u meet ur type of skinny guys, being slim doesnt mean lookin hungry... Wiz khalifa, tyga, wizkid, justin beiber are all slim dudes... 4 Likes |
Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by QueenSekxy(f): 8:10pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
greiboy:lol..far from that,, naturally,I have a thing for slim guys ![]() |
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