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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Yemike(m): 8:04am On Dec 06, 2017 |
O.P forgot to add: * Wearing crazy jean * Using headset * Barbing of any hairstyle apart from low cut and scodo * Beards * Dressing like a student. This mumu SARS still trouble me yesterday. OFFICER: Bring your phone ME: Take OFFICER: Oya unlock am (I unlocked it and give it to him) OFFICER: Wetin dey inside your bag ME: Nah some few cloth nah OFFICER: Bring am ME: Take OFFICER: Why alert come plenty for your phone like this? ME: I used the money for some stuff OFFICER: Where you dey come from? ME: From my friend in Offa I'm going back to Oye OFFICER: Your friend nah male or female ME: Officer that one nah my biz nah OFFICER: You dey craze ME: Sorry sir OFFICER: I know say u be yahoo boy. You don hide all your pics abi? ME: I know sabi yahoo oga. I dey okay with the little things I get. OFFICER: Oya where my own money nah, I see as you dey withdraw money. ME: Oga as you see me so I no get money o. OFFICER: You no go leave here today o. (The driver and the remaining passengers have started murmuring that they'll leave me behind.) After so muck talk the officer collect 1k And the officers don high. As dem dey talk dem dey sip Wine. SARS MUST BE SCRAPPED!!! 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by yanshDoctor: 8:07am On Dec 06, 2017 |
hey people, Hozier is one poor haggard looking boy from the north. probably using a java phone. sars always look for loophole to nail their victim so they can collect the money. the start with yahoo boy, then they move to cultism, from there ID card, just anything to nail you down. 2 Likes |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by ruffDiamond: 8:08am On Dec 06, 2017 |
chilet4cici:na yr type SARS dey find ...going from thread to thread typing this poo...your cup go soon full..scammer oshi 1 Like |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Realali(f): 8:15am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Hozier: If you or your father or any of your family is a SASR they shall die in the hand of arm robber if none of them is a SASR you or any of them will surly die in the hand of SASR in Jesus name Amen 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by bidexolumanish(m): 8:15am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Hozier:laptop is now a scam machine, oga are u related to Rochas okorocha? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by ruffDiamond: 8:15am On Dec 06, 2017 |
InfinixMine:the guy fit be one of these stupid dumb prim and proper Colo type or one of the hypocrite Chosen, Deeper sh*t or irredeemable Redeemed sheeple member.. you can never tell.. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Nobody: 8:15am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Just be a youth and a non-influencial or poor Nigerian. |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Tender1(m): 8:20am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Hozier: IF I MEET YOU IN PERSON, I'LL PLOCK OUT YOUR THROAT. 1 Like |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Daeylar(f): 8:22am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Fvcknames: This is the most accurate list. 2 Likes |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Jerryojozy(m): 8:22am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Chicagoesontop:Hahaha...see as my colleagues de ask wetin de make me laugh like this."show them where I kept the drugs I smuggled into the country.... how much I have collected to on white men since this year" Genius J 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by virus05(m): 8:24am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Hozier:you're a fool guy. I'm a business guy and anywhere I go I have to take my laptop with me incase of emergency work for money. When did carrying laptops around become a crime 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Hotzone(m): 8:24am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Nonsense. All these fraudulent e-rats yelling endsars, God will punish u any day u need police for help! |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by efilefun(m): 8:25am On Dec 06, 2017 |
DavidEsq:Its actually empty no brain at all, person wey dem suppose use do target test for barracks |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by bqlekan(m): 8:25am On Dec 06, 2017 |
bareal:sheybi we want to #endSars by force.. Why not take it to the streets. Mind you, I'm giving out the shirts free of charge. And it's high grade Ralph Lauren polo shirts |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by tunary(m): 8:27am On Dec 06, 2017 |
chilet4cici:Send me your bank details |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by SOFTENGR: 8:27am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Hozier: 1 Like
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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by ewebiodun: 8:30am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Hozier:Like seriously WTF, r u f****""g kidding me. Pls tell me u being sarcastic, if not the thunder wet go fire u just dey chop akpu 1 Like |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by kenx1(m): 8:31am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Welcome to 9ja where a laptop is more dangerous than a GUN 2 Likes |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by plerry: 8:33am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Hozier:wisdom is profitable to direct, so an architect or a computer scientist that works on laptop day in day out should be in fear to go out with his own possession and i guess you are saying our women should always be putting on burka and to hell with our freedom of expression right?, many are mad but few are roaming |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by IamUdo(m): 8:36am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Then make we dey waka with land line and gorimakpa... |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by ThatQuietGuy: 8:37am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Hozier:I'm really curious about some people's"thought process". |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by iamjavadem(m): 8:37am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Hozier:You have a future at SARS, try and pick their enrollment form. 1 Like |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by tunize(m): 8:39am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Sapiosexuality:Bros pray dem nor stop u nor b better experience cos dis mouth u jst mke so my broda u go beg(my advice no go do anyhw oooh dem fit kill u lie sey u be cultist case closr who don die don die. |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by donqx: 8:46am On Dec 06, 2017 |
really |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by olowobaba10: 8:46am On Dec 06, 2017 |
YOU'RE JUST VERY STUPID, WHERE AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN TO? MAY BE YOUR FAMILY IS ONE OF THEM, slowpoke. Hozier: |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Badman77: 8:47am On Dec 06, 2017 |
@Hozier D guys armbit must be smelling, He is d type dt has never travelled b4,and has no idea Of what life is like around d world. How can a country that cant give u common electricity tell u what to wear? Criminals should be taken to court and let d law do d DUE! dont treat Nigerians like animals. As 4 Hozier,btw now and 24th Dec,either u or 1 member of ur family will be shot by SARS! #ISIEWU 1 Like |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by alufahh1982: 8:50am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Hozier:you are simply an Animal,,,, a stark illiterate 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Livefreeordieha(m): 8:54am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Chicagoesontop:ahhh festac...That our area is notorious nahhh but there are niggies who have them in their pockets though...And they snitch on themselves....Sars will even tell u that if u aren't a yahoo boy u shud atleast knw people who are...Why not allow them burst ur friends so they can settle u from the raid...That is why now yahoo boys na have their own sars men... To resnitch the snitch���� 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by GetMeRight: 8:55am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Hozier:This is where you didn't employ common sense in your rants: what then happens to such individuals? They would collect money from them and free them, even if they are criminals. You see, my friend? |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by IForgotMyLoginD(f): 8:55am On Dec 06, 2017 |
My dear, it's because they are the latest armed robbers in town o. That's why people coorperate Better to give them what will choke them in future than to lose your life o. I take God beg you. No do agidi with trigger happy SARS men o. Biko. Sapiosexuality: |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Nobody: 8:56am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Hozier:clear rubbish. |
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Hautside(m): 8:56am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Hozier: If 90% of boys driving cars are thieves and scammers then All the boys driving cars,including Davido, wizkid etc, should be arrested and taken to court If 95% of boys going around with laptops are thieves then All the boys with laptops including people doing sim card registration, should be arrested and taken to court If 4 out of 5 girls dressing Indecently is a prostitute then All the indecent dressers including Tiwa Savage and some other artists should be arrested Infact, Everybody should be arrested!!! To avoid being arrested, All boys should take danfo, ladies should wear Iro and Buba and We should no longer use laptops. You Just spoke like a typical Nigeria Police Officer. Come o, Are we allowed to Use Iphones too? |
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