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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by apenaola(m): 2:10pm On Dec 12, 2017
agbonkamen:
I will Bleep anything fuckable grin

Now u cee y guys dey bleep anything with hole.
And if me too be gal, I won't be a cheerful giver.

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by dingbang(m): 2:10pm On Dec 12, 2017
So since the ladies know what the function of a deek is, why then do they pretend as if sex is a new thing
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 2:10pm On Dec 12, 2017
Pocohantas what are you gonna do?!!! Random poking babes in the butt and Vj or bake a cake using your pen!s to stir the batter? Tell us what you ll do if you got a D!CK for a day. I honestly will like to know.
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by apenaola(m): 2:11pm On Dec 12, 2017
agbonkamen:
I will fuc*k anything fuckable grin

So....don't blame guys looking for fuckmate
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by apenaola(m): 2:13pm On Dec 12, 2017
mercy0008:
Quess i will just get a slim dark girl and Bleep.

Like urself?

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by apenaola(m): 2:16pm On Dec 12, 2017
Peachess:
Try to pee everywhere the way guys do, I wanna see if it feels good doing that.

It feel good to be at d giving end, though haven't experience d receiving end but I know is far better at d giving end cos d way u guys moan and react to correct bleep tell it all.
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by apenaola(m): 2:18pm On Dec 12, 2017
Prettythicksmee:
Stay indoor and do ma shiiit i.e masturbate to stupor and cum several times. grin grin

That mean u won't put it to correct use
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 2:28pm On Dec 12, 2017
apenaola:


That mean u won't put it to correct use
lol,i choose what i want.I dont if it is correct use or not.
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 2:38pm On Dec 12, 2017
makydebbie:
And piss on their faces, if I'm a guy I better have a very big deek. cheesy

lol big like IROKO tree. Piss on their faces is all you going to do. A lady not on this platform wrote that she is going to ambush as many babes while they are sleeping, poking any hole available like a dagger, and not being merciful at all while thrusting. Then, is that all you going to do if you got a DICK for a day?
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 2:40pm On Dec 12, 2017
WORDWORLD:


Very very funny indeed. I have been laughing like a Jackal lol. See as dem ladies dey think with der pen!s.

Well this is what 2 different ladies NOT ON this platform say they would do if they had a pen!s for a day.

Lady number 1. "I'd line up a row of empty cans, then use my co'ck to knock them down. i'd put those plastic green army guys around the cans for ambiance. This has been the plan years".

Lady number two: "Obvious first step: take my pants off and try to helicopter it. Second, Have sex with a lady's butt.  Have sex with a jar of peanut butter. Have sex with a fleshlight. Masturbate. Probably helicopter it again."

Hope your day has been good.
 


My day's been good my brother. If wishes were horses !
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 2:41pm On Dec 12, 2017
I would rape my ex grin grin grin lipsrsealed

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 2:44pm On Dec 12, 2017
McBrooklyn:
Like WTF is you ladies obsessed with "fûck" sef?? Dick ain't meant for fûcks sake only, hope y'all know?? undecided

Bleep and piss... what else to use it for
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by mercy0008(f): 2:46pm On Dec 12, 2017
I AM NOT SLIM,NEITHER AM I FAT. JUST CHUBBY
apenaola:


Like urself?

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Peachess(f): 2:48pm On Dec 12, 2017
apenaola:


It feel good to be at d giving end, though haven't experience d receiving end but I know is far better at d giving end cos d way u guys moan and react to correct bleep tell it all.
Don't be deceived by the way girls moan, most of them just do that to boost the guy's ego. You guys enjoy better than females that's why most guys can't control their third leg.

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 2:50pm On Dec 12, 2017
greiboy:
Thanks for the compliment bro, I have also learnt a lot from you and people like you on this forum too.

This TWO gifts most Humans misuse, LESS PRODUCTIVE while being privilege to have them. One is TIME the other is HEALTH.

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 2:51pm On Dec 12, 2017
Blackhawk01:


LOL. I'm trying not to type something silly... Enjoy the rest of your day.
what happened To us? We Used To Be Good Friends.
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Blackhawk01: 2:52pm On Dec 12, 2017
makydebbie:
And piss on their faces, if I'm a guy I better have a very big deek. cheesy

Hahahaha cheesy grin cheesy grin

Big and yellow deek? shocked shocked lipsrsealed
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Blackhawk01: 2:54pm On Dec 12, 2017
DeadRat:
what happened To us? We Used To Be Good Friends.

Errrrrr... I'm sorry, I was having bad day earlier. How have you been? smiley
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 2:58pm On Dec 12, 2017
Dimples129:
I would rape my ex grin grin grin lipsrsealed

You mean thats all you going to do nothing creative like a photoshoot of your D!CK, flacid, ding dong, hong hong, make a hat for it, and finally a calender with your photo shoot.
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by agbonkamen(f): 3:06pm On Dec 12, 2017
apenaola:


So....don't blame guys looking for fuckmate
grin
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by agbonkamen(f): 3:06pm On Dec 12, 2017
apenaola:


Now u cee y guys dey bleep anything with hole.
And if me too be gal, I won't be a cheerful giver.
grin
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 3:12pm On Dec 12, 2017
Why so mean
makydebbie:
And piss on their faces, if I'm a guy I better have a very big deek. cheesy

Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by festwiz(m): 3:17pm On Dec 12, 2017
TheCabal:


None taken.

Alas, some of us are hopelessly incapable of thinking inside the box.

Only a conformist would ask his fellow man to employ his imagination, and yet seek to place a limit on it.
Yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night.
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 3:19pm On Dec 12, 2017
but in reality, thank God say una (all dem ma gurls) no kon get dangling pistol to misuse anyhow.
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by samyfreshsmooth(m): 3:22pm On Dec 12, 2017
SMH


see them

they dont even know the importance/relevance,uses/function, and significance/value of the pen1s undecided

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by AryEmber(f): 3:49pm On Dec 12, 2017
I would write my name with my urine! I have always wanted to do that!

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Lionbite(m): 4:05pm On Dec 12, 2017
Dimples129:


Bleep and piss... what else to use it for
some guys think with it
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 4:07pm On Dec 12, 2017
kamarra:
Something dangling down there embarassed
Hack it off lipsrsealed

My "exact-same" thought cheesy
My original thought was/is, "cut it off"

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by SexyCeline(f): 4:09pm On Dec 12, 2017
I will play with my dick till I cum.. Just to knw what it feels like for a guy to cum.

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 4:12pm On Dec 12, 2017
kamarra:
Something dangling down there embarassed Hack it off lipsrsealed
weirdo!
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by ikemesit4477: 4:13pm On Dec 12, 2017
sexybbstar:
I will jazz and impregnate every of my female friends that has said bad things about me just to gain favour from someone else. grin
why not rape them so they can feel the pain! grin grin
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 4:14pm On Dec 12, 2017
these girls know say fvck dey sweet.

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