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Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by promise10: 6:34pm On Dec 15, 2016

urheme:

in mickey mouse club house shye!!!!!

dey deceive your self and yet na u dey shop the Christmas rice pass

Don't mind the dumb prophet of ~~Santa Claus~~

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Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by promise10: 6:35pm On Dec 15, 2016

JackBizzle:

DafuQ?

Go and tell that to Santa Claus.

Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by urheme: 8:36am On Dec 16, 2016

promise10:

Don't mind the dumb prophet of ~~Santa Claus~~

pardon me, i had to laugh........you are so funny grin

Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by urheme: 8:41am On Dec 16, 2016

plaetton:

Exactly.
Christmas is for rice chopping.

Sir plaetton...the power of God is coming for you.....you will use your intelligence for God.....this manifestation will not tarry.

i have spoken..and it will not return empty.....God does honour this kind of prophetic utterances.

better days ahead for you Sir.

Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by kevoh(m): 8:48am On Dec 16, 2016

hahn:

With the price of rice now, most people will eat yam for Christmas

Abakaliki (local) rice to the rescue, plastic rice is not a bad idea though!

Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by orunto27: 10:05am On Dec 16, 2016

Yes.

Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by hahn(m): 12:34pm On Dec 16, 2016

kevoh:

Abakaliki (local) rice to the rescue, plastic rice is not a bad idea though!

I might as well buy a plastic chair and cook it undecided

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Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by plaetton: 1:43pm On Dec 16, 2016

urheme:

Sir plaetton...the power of God is coming for you.....you will use your intelligence for God.....this manifestation will not tarry.

i have spoken..and it will not return empty.....God does honour this kind of prophetic utterances.

better days ahead for you Sir.

But I am already with the ToothFairy.

My friends and relatives have saying that for years.

Is it possible to revert to crawling, after walking for most of my life?
I don't think so.
Pls do not wish me mental illness.
wink

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Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by Ranchhoddas: 1:55pm On Dec 16, 2016

urheme:

Sir plaetton...the power of God is coming for you.....you will use your intelligence for God.....this manifestation will not tarry.

i have spoken..and it will not return empty.....God does honour this kind of prophetic utterances.

better days ahead for you Sir.

The day wey Baba Plaetton go turn born again eh, I go know say rapture is truly at hand.

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Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by plaetton: 3:39pm On Dec 16, 2016

Ranchhoddas:
The day wey Baba Plaetton go turn born again eh, I go know say rapture is truly at hand.

Funny.

I have said that I am a born again PastaFarian, but no one is taking me serious.
I wonder why . undecided

Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by AccidentalGenius: 7:25pm On Dec 16, 2016

plaetton:

Funny.

I have said that I am a born again PastaFarian, but no one is taking me serious.
I wonder why .

were u baptized by his holy noodleliness?

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Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by Pastafarian: 7:34pm On Dec 16, 2016

AccidentalGenius:
were u baptized by his holy noodleliness?

I was baptized in his noodliness

and his holy sauce descended on me like a dove and landed on my head

did this sign follow you too?

Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by lepasharon(f): 7:42pm On Dec 16, 2016

Looool, this thread resurrected for the 3rd year

Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by AccidentalGenius: 7:58pm On Dec 16, 2016

Pastafarian:

I was baptized in his noodliness

and his holy sauce descended on me like a dove and landed on my head

did this sign follow you too?

oh indeed. It did. And i began to speak in meatballs. cheesy

i have since devoted my life to spreading the gospel of the flying spaghetti. I pray, fast and do the best i can to make spaghettiland when i die. cheesy

i do not wish to be thrown into the pits of the evil sausages

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Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by plaetton: 9:14pm On Dec 16, 2016

AccidentalGenius:
were u baptized by his holy noodleliness?

Yup.
I have even applied for the priesthood.

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Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by Pastafarian: 10:57pm On Dec 16, 2016

plaetton:
Yup. I have even applied for the priesthood.

Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by Anas09: 11:35am On Dec 17, 2016

PLEASE CHRISTIAN BRETHREN, ITS NOT EVERY OP THATS WORTH YOUR RESPONSE.

PLS SEE YOURSELF TOO INFORMED TO ENGAGE THIS OP BIKO.

LET HIM WALLOW.

IGNORE HIM PAINFULLY.

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Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by plaetton: 12:14pm On Dec 18, 2016

Anas09:
PLEASE CHRISTIAN BRETHREN, ITS NOT EVERY OP THATS WORTH YOUR RESPONSE.

PLS SEE YOURSELF TOO INFORMED TO ENGAGE THIS OP BIKO.

LET HIM WALLOW.

IGNORE HIM PAINFULLY.

Lol.

Ee pain am.
grin

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Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by Anas09: 5:57pm On Dec 18, 2016

plaetton:

Lol.

Ee pain am.

Can you see? You are ignored. The purpose is archived.

Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by plaetton: 5:59pm On Dec 18, 2016

Anas09:

Can you see? You are ignored. The purpose is archived.

Lol.

E still de pain am.
grin

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Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by PastorAIO: 6:42pm On Dec 18, 2016

Anas09:

Can you see? You are ignored. The purpose is archived.

I hope it was achieved first before it was archived.

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Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by Anas09: 7:06pm On Dec 18, 2016

PastorAIO:

I hope it was achieved first before it was archived.

You got the message. That's what's important.

Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by PastorAIO: 9:33pm On Dec 18, 2016

Anas09:

You got the message. That's what's important.

What message?

Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by Anas09: 9:35pm On Dec 18, 2016

PastorAIO:

What message?

Pastor, read up.

Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by plaetton: 3:14pm On Dec 12, 2017

Seasons Greetings Fellow Nairalanders.

Santa reminds us that Tis' the season to be Merry.
wink

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Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by plaetton: 5:08pm On Dec 21, 2018

plaetton:
Seasons Greetings Fellow Nairalanders.

Santa reminds us that Tis' the season to be Merry.

Seasons Greetings My Fellow Nairalanders. wink

Once again, All Hail Santa Clause,.
The Reason For The Season.
cool

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