Durhleepee:
Is that someone's marriage goals? How sweet!

samyfreshsmooth:
hehehe

this one never see anything.......she thinks marriage is all 'bout finding the right guy, tying the knot, enjoying hot sex during honeymoon, giving birth to beautiful kids and then living happily ever after


orishirishi

shortgun:
still baffles me how girls change once u marry them. immediately u make this one ur wife you will understand that 6 and half a dozen ain't d same.

OfficialAwol:
A facebook user has been going viral after she posted how she intends to take care of her husband when she gets married. Here's what she wrote:

Random thought

CAN'T WAIT TO BE MARRIED SO THAT I CAN:

Be combing his short hair until he falls asleep on my bosom
Knot his tie before he goes to work and spray him my perfume so he always thinks of me anytime he sniffs himself

Hide under the bed and pinch him with a neddle�
Pretend to be sleeping and sick while he dresses our kids for school and prepares breakfast
Picmix and enlarge his baby picture plus picture of him sleeping like a cock and hang it on my office wall
Stylishly push him out of the bed while sleeping or dreaming�
Drag the TV remote with him�

Tell him that one man like that is looking at me in a sexually unhealthy way so they can argue lemme be entertained
Open another account on Facebook with another woman's fine picture and try to seduce him to see if he's a dog or a dolphin�
Bathe him myself and ask him to close his eyes like a child and hug mama
Engage in a farting competition with him�
Wear our Arsenal jerseys on our night outings and irritate other football clubs
Yell at him that I'm done dressing up when I've not even applied ordinary concealer/foundation
Bribe 4 women or 6 men to tell him this "wow nice haircut, You look so charming. I like your watch, did your beautiful wife buy it for You? Lovely shoes. You must be lucky to have praise in your life".
Invite his friends over for a sleepover and make white rice and meat peppersoup for them plus grabbing a mic to entertain them
Build an empire with him
Be the pastor and he will be my church
Spoil him with bad things and plenty gifts
Travel to places we can't even pronounce with him
Bring him a bouquet of roses to his office and leave silly love notes in his pocket
Change his Facebook name to, "My wife runs this account, Beware!"
Laugh while he makes love to me
Do novena for him constantly for his prosperity
Defend/protect him with my love and life
Use his toothbrush to brush my teeth while he barks like a dog
Lol

Oya add yours

SIaye:


Please what's her Facebook name?

OfficialAwol:


Lol.

You need to bribe me for it...

well, Search for Adaobi Maryrose

QueenSekxy:
what is this one saying

LadyGoddiva:
Mtschew rubbish! Our weak men of today do not deserve this treatment. Do all this shît for them and they’ll still go out and chase Angelica who treats them like trash.