If na me be you.....i go don reach 1 place go do 2 weeks hols make errytin take die down

guy, dis your two minds go put you in a position wey no go end well. nice update! the adventure continues.

"Some silly things that girls should stop in 2017.
.
#1 (I've taken you as my brother) Pls this
stupid statement should end. I'm not your
brother, I know my family members
.
#2 (I am not feeling fine, pls send me
airtime) Are you mad? Since when has
airtime become medicinal? Mo na stop am
o!
.
#3 (Did you cum inside me?) This one too
dey vex me. You think its easy to jump out of
a moving car?
.
#4 (He's just my bestie) Wait, are you
supposed to have a male bestie? Na your
papa I go warn... Iffa catch any male bestie
around my girl ehn
.
#5 (Pending so many guys in your life
without giving them a definite answer) Pls
repent abeg na new year we won enter so
.
#6 (Telling a guy that you're a virgin or have
done it just once only for the guy to go
there and discover a borehole) That lie
should stop abeg, its not necessary
.
#7 (Give me your number, no... Reply my
chats, upe! Like my posts, mba!) But when
you want to contest for face of akamu or
miss body odour you want me to help you
win? NEVER!!!
.
#8 (Me >> Babe where are you? Girl >>
We're coming!) Really? Did I invite your
generation? Pls stop this
.
#9 (Everyday you're on your period) Pls are
you the woman with the issue of blood?
Seriously this nonsense should end this year
o!" lol
.
Mhizv, i sight you!

OlufemiWhit:
If na me be you.....i go don reach 1 place go do 2 weeks hols make errytin take die down

Bros, na mind o, just gats stick to my guts, no blame me. Lol

WHIZKIDEFE:
"Some silly things that girls should stop in 2017.
.
#1 (I've taken you as my brother) Pls this
stupid statement should end. I'm not your
brother, I know my family members
.
#2 (I am not feeling fine, pls send me
airtime) Are you mad? Since when has
airtime become medicinal? Mo na stop am
o!
.
#3 (Did you cum inside me?) This one too
dey vex me. You think its easy to jump out of
a moving car?
.
#4 (He's just my bestie) Wait, are you
supposed to have a male bestie? Na your
papa I go warn... Iffa catch any male bestie
around my girl ehn
.
#5 (Pending so many guys in your life
without giving them a definite answer) Pls
repent abeg na new year we won enter so
.
#6 (Telling a guy that you're a virgin or have
done it just once only for the guy to go
there and discover a borehole) That lie
should stop abeg, its not necessary
.
#7 (Give me your number, no... Reply my
chats, upe! Like my posts, mba!) But when
you want to contest for face of akamu or
miss body odour you want me to help you
win? NEVER!!!
.
#8 (Me >> Babe where are you? Girl >>
We're coming!) Really? Did I invite your
generation? Pls stop this
.
#9 (Everyday you're on your period) Pls are
you the woman with the issue of blood?
Seriously this nonsense should end this year
o!" lol
.
Mhizv, i sight you!

waiting for update o

Continuation..
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"Creating problems is easy. We do it all the
time. Finding solutions, ones that last and
produce good results, requires guts and
care."
.
Class went on smoothly after the HOD's announcement. Some students were stil discussing about the cow issue though.
I overhead a girl say, if she sees anyone involved, she would personally go and report to the HOD (if you see d kine eye wey i take look her ehn)
.
Why is it that in school, some people do all sort of things just to get noticed?
.
After class, i went to the ATM in school to recheck my account balance, and when i saw it, i smiled cos i stil had some money.
(money dey give person confidence o).
.
Right there at the ATM stand, i decided not to over stress my brain thinking about solution to the cow problem.
I made that decision cos of the money in my account, i felt if worst coms to worse, na to use money settle the matter last last (even bible say 'Money answereth all things').
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After i left the ATM, i went to my brother's department in Engineering and gave him situation report, and after i narrated everything to him, he told me not to be worried, that he will take me to his friend place if the situation gets critical. I thanked him and left.
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I didn't inform him the previous day cos i wanted to carry my cross on my own. I decided to tell him incase anything happens, it wont take him unaware, make he for nor ask question like Why you no tell me? (shey you understand?)
.
While i left my brother's department, i called a friend of mine at home (Teddy), i told him the problem i was involved in, so he can be prepared to assist me incase the money in my account couldn't solve the problem.
.
After the call, i felt better cos i was having 2 back up plans which are:
1. The money in my account
2. My brother's friend place around the school
.
With the new found joy and confidence in me, i branched a restaurant inside the school compound, and ordered for Yellow-yellow (owho and starch), they served me, i ate, paid and left.
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When i got outside school gate, i crossed to the woman's shop i branched that morning when my fellow butchers were dragged.
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'Good afternoon, mama. How you dey na, i wan buy peanut' i told her. I bought the peanut so it won't look like i went to interrogate her (make she no go suspect me)
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When she brought the peanut, i paid her with 1k note delibrately. While she was searching for the change to give me, i quickly asked her,
'ehen mama, how dem con do those boys for morning pass?
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" those boys, community chairman them say make dem call their parents com 1st, den if their parents don pay the cow money, before dem go release dem,"
" na community chairman pay the aboki their cow money make peace for reign,"
"now when dem don settle the aboki so, problem no dey again,"
"na for the boys wey dem catch to refund the cow money give chairman remain o," she replied while giving me my change.
I smiled, thanked her and left.
.
After i left the woman's shop, my joy increased as i located the nearest bar to take one or two very chilled bottles of chilled heneiken (motuary standard o), to celebrate my new found peace of mind. ( e no easy!)
.
The problem wasn't over o, but i felt as if there wasn't a problem.
.
Self motivation is bae! If nobody motivates you, you have to motivate yourself, keep your head high and get going.
.
After i drink the two bottles of cold heneiken finish, i con pay. As i get up make i dey go, my body con dey do me one kine one kine, i con dey feel like say i don manya o (e no go work!), on a norm 2 bottles no fit shake me na. (enemies at work o!) lol
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To be continued....

WHIZKIDEFE:
I specially invited you here to read my story. You are highly welcome. Please queue up, so ikdbabie can give you your coke and popcorn.
Please read and share your thoughts (critics and corrections).
Thanks in advance
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.i'm here...
gimme $5000 worth of popcorn.
[sitting on the plastic chair]
kwantinu please...

I just heard a man say, "
everybody move from the center to the
middle, I have 3 daughters and they are all girls. Lwkm
.
Jesu! See killing!
Some people call it Gbagaun, others call it break bottle(s), i call it killing!
.
What do you call it?

bullet

Continuation..
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I sat down, while i ordered for blue bullet(energy drink) cos i cannor com and fall my hand there. I nor wan hear say dem use wheel barrow take carry me go house o. Lol.
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I was sipping from the can of blue bullet when meekest called me and the following conversation ensued,
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meekest: hello, hwfa na
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me: coward! I bam o, wetin dey sup?
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meekest: nothing o, army neva com carry from your department?
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me: yess o, infact, na guard room i dey now sef, iddiioot!
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meekest: dem waste time sef o. I dey hear loud music for the background o, where u dey?
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me: i dey one side, i just down 2 bottles of heneiken take clear road. Hwfa, your mind dey? If you like drink, go collect 1 bottle of star from any bar wen near you, anytime i com town i go pay. Lol
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meekest: see kolo! You nor get sense o, lol
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me: e better say i nor get sense, than to be coward like you, foool! Lol
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meekest: omo, i call Queen just now o, she say community people com our lodge yesterday o, dem con say na we go pay the cow money o.
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me: ehen, wetin con happen? How dat take affect the amount of school fees?
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meekest: oshare serious for once, wetin dey worry you sef?
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me: na you dey worry me so o, Ode!
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meekest: guy dem say our lodge go pay 240k, and we be six for the lodge, na 40k reach each person, so ready to pay d 40k o
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me: for wetin? Oga, i nor be student of this school again o, i don expel myself. Anytime you com, you pay the 40k, you hear?
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meekest: i don tell you finish o
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me: guy, nor lemme slap you through the phone o, you well?
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me: nor worry, by the time wen i don carry community com pick you ehn, your mind go dey.
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me: gerrahere mehn! If you like carry full barrack com, e no concern me.
.
If me and my guys dey yab eachother ehn, who nor know us go think say we get beef before, but na our normal life be dat, no reason am.
We dey attack(yab) ourselves almost all the time. Lol
.
After the call session, i finished the blue bullet, stood up feeling energetic, paid and left.
.
When i got home, i freshened up and layed on my bed while i picked my phone and searched the internet for answers to an assignment we were given in class.
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The rest of days of the week were uneventful till the Sunday meekest returned back to school.
.
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To be continued...

Continuation..
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My brother and i later found a house we rented in staff qtrs, we left Genesis that was close to school to rent a house in a rugged area of staff qtrs.
Most students are scared of staff qtrs cos:
1. It is where the mobol barrack and mini army barrack is situated.
2. Sometimes, some student's phone were obtained by bad boys in night.
3. It is far from school.
4. Army men do patrol and flog any girl they caught wearing bum-short while they flog boys who are not properly dressed (sometimes o).
Some boys collect free slaps for carrying dreads, not always though.
Any time the soldier men are on patrol, na so you go see boys with dreads and girls wey wear bum-short dey tear race, go hide.
Thats for the bad side..
.
Staff qtrs is the only area in school were the three popular bars(Lexuz bar, Favors bar n Galaxy baze) are situated.
Galaxy baze is 2-in-1, it serves as a bar and a sport center.
Living Faith Chuch aka Winners Chapel is also situated in Staff qtrs.
Thats for the major attraction.
.
It was the Sunday when brother and i were on our way back from our landlady's house after paying our house rent when meekest called me that he just got back to school.
I told him i wasn't around, but he should come to my temporary house Genisis that i would get there before him.
.

.
To be continued...

WHIZKIDEFE:
Continuation..
.
My brother and i later found a house we rented in staff qtrs, we left Genesis that was close to school to rent a house in a rugged area of staff qtrs.
Most students are scared of staff qtrs cos:
1. It is where the mobol barrack and mini army barrack is situated.
2. Sometimes, some student's phone were obtained by bad boys in night.
3. It is far from school.
4. Army men do patrol and flog any girl they caught wearing bum-short while they flog boys who are not properly dressed (sometimes o).
Some boys collect free slaps for carrying dreads, not always though.
Any time the soldier men are on patrol, na so you go see boys with dreads and girls wey wear bum-short dey tear race, go hide.
Thats for the bad side..
.
Staff qtrs is the only area in school were the three popular bars(Lexuz bar, Favors bar n Galaxy baze) are situated.
Galaxy baze is 2-in-1, it serves as a bar and a sport center.
Living Faith Chuch aka Winners Chapel is also situated in Staff qtrs.
Thats for the major attraction.
.
It was the Sunday when brother and i were on our way back from our landlady's house after paying our house rent when meekest called me that he just got back to school.
I told him i wasn't around, but he should come to my temporary house Genisis that i would get there before him.
.

.
To be continued...

Big boss, you get mind die, abeg continue o b4 anticipation run my belle o. Weldone

Continuation..
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I met meekest as he was about to enter my lodge. We greeted and entered inside the house.
.
'my guy! My guy! Welcome back o. Wen dem say 'he who fights and run away shall live to fight another day', shey u don confirm am now? As you don run com back so whats the way forward now? I asked meekest while pulling my shirt.
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"guy, na because community don settle the matter na im make i come o, hope your 40k for the cow don ready? He asked me.
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'no, na my 100k don ready, see your bend mouth! You give me money holl? I replied his qstn with a qstn.
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" i nor wan answer you now, wetin you cook?," he asked me while entering the kitchen.
' bros, i nor cook anything o, but if you wan eat, collect indomie n egg make you cook chop na, bread dey o' i replied him while i entered the bathroom to freshen up.
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meekest: which kine person you be sef? You nor dey like to cook, you nor get sense o! He blasted me (see person wey i dey pity for o) lol
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me: i nor blame you! Oya fly from dat kitchen fast! You neva hungry, dats why you dey talk all those rubbish so.
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meekest: shut up! As you big reach you no sabi cook, you nor dey shame.
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me: see dis mumu! I nor sabi cook but you dey lick plate anytime you chop my food! Lol
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meekest: your father!
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me: dis one pain am! Lol. I know say you want make i teach you how to cook, but pride nor dey allow you tell me!
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meekest: you nor sabi cook o, who dey decive you?
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me: i nor sabi cook but i better pass you wey dey waste ingredients! I pity your life o!
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meekest: see kolo!
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All those while we were exchanging words, i was having my bath while meekest was preparing indomie noodles he would eat.
When i got out of the bathroom, i met meekest eating.
.
'so hunger dey finish your life like dis and you dey open that your mouth dey tell me rubbish since abi? You for no do the indomie na, whether hunger no go murder you.
No do wetin go make me swear for o' i fired at meekest while putting on new set of clothes.
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" i nor get your time now, make i eat finish 1st before i reply you" he replied me.
' sharraap there, e get wetin you wan talk before? With your anyhow face!,' I replied him.
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meekest: the only thing wen i get to tell you now be say, make you go learn how to cook soup.
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me: nor worry, i nor wan cook soup, anyday i wan cook soup, i go call any of my babe com cook am, thank you!
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Let me tell you something about me, its not like i don't know how to cook soup o, but i prefer fast food to soup.
Don't get it twisted, when i say fast food, i mean food i can prepare and eat within few minutes.
When i say fast food, i mean, tea n bread, indomie n bread, oil rice, oil beans, oil rice n beans, G4plus (garri plus sugar and groundnut).
Are you getting it? Lol
.
Throughout my stay in school, i didn't cook soup upto 4 times (who get dat time?).
If soup hungry me, its either i go eat am for restaurant, or i buy am go house go eat.
I dey look am say, to prepare soup too dey waste time, dats why i prefer fast food.
.
I fit eat indomie n bread or tea and bread, morning and evening for a whole week.
But meekest, hmmm, if that boy nor swallow eba for one day, he go sick o. Lol
.
Oya back to the matter like dat Wizkid song.
After i wore my clothes, i waited for meekest to finish with his food, before i cleared the floor, washed the plate n the pot he cooked with.
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'come make i tell you, i just clear d plate from ground cos na your 1st time wen you com dis house be dis o, nor think say you be visitor for here o, i just do am for 1st time sake. Make you nor expect say i go do am for you again next time o' i told meekest while i came out of the kitchen
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meekest: you dey crase! I be your guest, so you must treat me like your guest
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me: person wey nor get sense nor dey hard to know, see as your foolishness dey glow with pride, everywhere you go!
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meekest: your father! Lol
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me: i dey shame for you!
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After i cleared the house, we went to sit outside the lodge, so we could receive fresh air and have a view of the environment. When we got outsie, we sat close to a woman's shop where some students/neighbours were charging their phones.
.
Anytime theres power outage and you get Gen, you be king o, and be ready to have new sets of friends, the 'bros abeg help me charge my phone type of friends'
.
I rembr dat time if transformer get fault and money no dey to buy fuel, na to put my extension and charger for bag, carry go Lexuz bar or any of my guys lodge go charge o. (skul life!)
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Let me tell you something about Genesis.
Genesis is the most busiest and most popular area in school, and it is highly populataed because it is very close to school.
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Genesis is the center of attraction because it housed
Mama's kitchen (a popular restaurant), about 3 boutiques, 3 phone accessories stores, abt 7 male & female salons and about 2 mini super-markets.
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Meekest and i located a spot to sit and
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To be continued

Nice update bros, u always get my ribs cracking with ur sense of humor. Keep it up u are really good in wat u ar doing

Kaycee9242:
Nice update bros, u always get my ribs cracking with ur sense of humor. Keep it up u are really good in wat u ar doing

osheee, baddest!

Dope updates every were

WHIZKIDEFE:
Jesu! Front Page! Front page! See confirmation! High spirit! High Voltage o!
.
Meneski, ikdbabie(1st lady), favch, kobiArts and co, we don reach permanent site (front page), we don enta the promised land o.
.
I nor believe! This one shock me, see as body dey sweet me anyhow cos we came through sooner than i expected. (i can't explain, ask Wizkid).
.
To all of you(readers) who made this story come this far, i say a very BIG Thank you to you, you and you(yes you)! E nor easy.
Specail thank goes to those of you who motivated me with your comments, i'm grateful.
May Blessings and more Money fall on you!
.
I dedicate this track (SOFT WORK refix titled FRONT PAGE ) to all of you who made it possible..
.
We came through ama say this
[We came through ama say this]
Ahn; meneski look at how we made it
[Readers look at how we made it]
Eh; a little liquor and some ladies
[A little liquor and some cool gees]
Yeah; wey dey turn up on a daily
[We dey update on a daily]
Ahn; we made it ama say dis
[We came through it ama say this]
Eh; favch look at how we made it
[Readers look at how we made it]
Ehnn; a little liquor and some cool gees
[A little comments and some ladies]
Yeah; dem dey update on a daily
.
(HOOK)
It’s ona work oh
Ahn, yeah; Front Page
Ehn, ehn; yeah; it’s ona work oh
Ahn, yeah; Front Page
Ahn, yeah; it’s ona work oh

Yipee. ,congrats bro that means constant updates
I just got back from strike let me go n read first, brb

WHIZKIDEFE:
"Success is no accident. It is hard work,
perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice
and most of all, love of what you are doing
or learning to do." - Pele
(Plus grace of God o)
.
.

Good Morning, beautiful people.
.
.
Ikdbabie and favch , itz been a while o (how ona dey na?)
.
.
In Olamide's voice, Update! Update! Update!
Five comments to go.

Don't vex fa, am back now, gat a new phone n was dealing with connection problems

favch:

Don't vex fa, am back now, gat a new phone n was dealing with connection problems

You got me worried you know, my mind don reach ground now. Incase of next time, don't keep me in the dark again, ok?
Welcome back!

WHIZKIDEFE:
You got me worried you know, my mind don reach ground now. Incase of next time, don't keep me in the dark again, ok?
Welcome back!

Lol
Thank you, I will
Let me say congrats again for moving to d front page, e no easy
Let d ride continue,

flow make I flex

buskie13:
flow make I flex

battery low, no vex. Lol

Continuation..
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Meekest and i located a spot to sit and we discussed about school activities, some of the challenges we faced and the cow issue.
While we were discussing, Pointer called meekest, "na the cow money matter make Pointer dey call me so" he said while he answered the call and activated the loudspeaker of the phone.
The following conversaion ensued.
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Pointer: Blacky, hwfa na, where you dey?
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meekest: i dey fine o, wetin dey sup?-
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Pointer: where you dey?
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as meekest was about to disclose our location to Pointer, 'tell am say you dey ATM stand inside school', i quickly whispered to him.
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Meekest: i dey inside school, anything before?
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Pointer: community people don com collect the cow money oo.
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To be continued..

WHIZKIDEFE:
Continuation..
.
Meekest and i located a spot to sit and we discussed about school activities, some of the challenges we faced and the cow issue.
While we were discussing, Pointer called meekest, "na the cow money matter make Pointer dey call me so" he said while he answered the call and activated the loudspeaker of the phone.
The following conversaion ensued.
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Pointer: Blacky, hwfa na, where you dey?
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meekest: i dey fine o, wetin dey sup?-
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Pointer: where you dey?
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as meekest was about to disclose our location to Pointer, 'tell am say you dey ATM stand inside school', i quickly whispered to him.
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Meekest: i dey inside school, anything before?
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Pointer: community people don com collect the cow money oo.
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To be continued..

Shuo, you na sharp guy o, imagine d way dem for come rush una for dat place assuming meekest talk una real location. Ur head dey there oshare

Paapi I gbadun your yarning.... Koret man you be Okoro Meneski, How far?

na God just dey help you if not meekest for don do make e cast. head dey house. but d update no long sef, e just short like callertune.

Tuhndhay:
Paapi I gbadun your yarning....
Koret man you be Okoro
Meneski, How far?

Thank you bros..
Meneski dey loss o, i don go make report for police station, dem don declare am missing! Incase you see am, abeg holl@ me. Lol.
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Ikdbabie, hwfa, i don dey look for you with style o. Where you at?

I read this episode with one eye CU's e no plenty but anyways i must commend ur effort its not easy
This meekest self want to pour sand inside man garri, how can he b acting dumb.
��� ride on

Ride on bro! More feathers to ya hat!

nice story bro keep it coming