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Re: My Jamb Story by Daniel2802(m): 5:39pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
I still dy follow but update regulary oh. |
Re: My Jamb Story by adisa204(m): 9:32am On Sep 24, 2013 |
On top jamb,person dey kolet(collect)4000 bucks per month'wat kan fa'.well gud write up bro. |
Re: My Jamb Story by donbrowser(m): 4:59pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
My Jamb Experience (Part 6b) Leaving my 1st school: With a reluctant body, lazy feet, unwilling hands and a demoralized system, i go to work daily like someone attending a compulsory exam preparation class. Things changed quickly, i could barely handle the chalk with joy, the thought of the kids and their love is struggling with my morale to work. But what was responsible for this? Not only for the fact that big aunty was annoying but also because i was swimming with a shark and it made me feel worse. A friend of mine who was also close to Benedict told me about how Benedict's salary was increased to 10k because he promised to make us both serve the school for 2 yrs. I stylishly asked him and i realised the truth. Oh? That's it! That's the reason for my reluctancy and dullness. We still chat as friends but i weep in my heart each time i talked to him during school breaks. The month was over and the salary was delayed. I asked for mine but only to be given excuses by Big Aunty that the school was owing Benedict too. I wondered what that meant. Benedict travelled and i continued with the school for the summer coaching since Big Aunty promised to pay me if i showed up. I did best, piled up my unpaid debts yet no show. The money wasnt the problem then but the wicked act of these Trio. I got home one day and thought of the best way to leave the school... My Resignation Letter The love of the kids was still burning ceaselessly in my heart but i wont let that stop what i was about doing. I summoned Big Uncle and Aunty to a meeting and LIED that i had gained Admission to the University of Ibadan. Fake smiles, sad looks following by shallow minded congratulations from the couple. I gave them a month to pay me up as i would be in need of money for school but that did not work an inch. Desperation set in as i took my shirt from the hanger. My temper rose to a thermo-couple's temperature, nothing could stop me. I was moving very fast pounding the ground like a soldier march parade, i badged into the compound of Big Uncle headed straight to their room, kicked the door open and guess what i saw? I met the couple eating a President's meal, i asked for my money in a very loud voice, they asked me to keep calm and not shout but i dashed out and knocked very hard on their neighbours' doors to come out and watch a drama. I stood outside the house trying to pull a crowd, i was shouting and jumping, big aunty's wicked coupled with my friend's betrayal made the lamp of the matter burned with fuel. Big Aunty came out at last with my money and that was how i gave them my resignation letter. It was after then i remembered my Principal's favourite quote - "A human being must run mad for at least 5 mins everyday" I just had mine... I'll miss the kids and i'm beginning to love teaching too. What Next? To be continued... My 2nd Jamb |
Re: My Jamb Story by donbrowser(m): 5:01pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
Part 5c |
Re: My Jamb Story by Obinnau(m): 6:25pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
that na real madness o, i cant imagine myself creating a scene, there are other ways |
Re: My Jamb Story by donbrowser(m): 6:37pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
My Jamb Story VI My Second Jamb: I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGISE FOR TAKING YOU THROUGH SOME PARTS OF THE STORY WHICH WASNT ACTUALLY PART OF THE STORY. I DID THAT BECAUSE I WOULD BE TOO BUSY TO WRITE THE REAL STORY.....THANKS I attended a tutorial, got some past questions and lent how to use the Brochure and Jamb Syllabus. After i left my working place, my next target was passing Jamb and i was desperate to get the best out of the exam. I wanted to return the blow and cure my injuries quicker than ever. 1 week to Jamb and i was really afraid. I did my best to prepare well but something was wrong again. Let me show you this: 1st Choice: University Of Lagos 2nd Choice: University of Ibadan Subjects: Use of English Physics Chemistry Biology Exam Centre: Ikeja I got to Cayley College Ikeja very early that morning, got searched and settled down for the exam. I prayed seriously but i was still very much afraid because of my 1st experience. The question paper was passed and the exam started. I finished English, moved over to Biology, Physics was next and Chemistry was last. I wasnt sure of the Chemistry but i did my best. The result was out in a week and i was happy with the result. "256" i smashed it! What a great score. I was so happy but no pride. What else? Post jamb To be continued... My 3rd Jamb |
Re: My Jamb Story by kingphilip(m): 4:42pm On Sep 28, 2013 |
Following....Wetin come make u write 3rd jamb as par say u blast da 2nd one |
Re: My Jamb Story by donbrowser(m): 1:35pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
My JAMB VII My 3rd Jamb: Post - Ume came but i still did not gain admission. My school combinations were too bad, two federal schools at a time. Ha! I almost cried when i was told what it meant but the deed was done. University of Ibadan did not even invite me for their Interview. While Unilag's post Jamb didnt even favour me. My score was too low to be admitted for Medicine. I had to sit at home for another year again.... I went back to teaching in another school and it was more fun with a slight boost in my salary. I became popular in my area for private teachings. I was making close to 20k monthly from teaching and it made me a different person entirely. It killed my pride, burnt my temper and i became a new person. Nothing much to write about my 3rd Jamb because i prepared the same way i did for the 2nd and i smashed it. "239" wasn't a bad one. But after that Jamb, my worries began. I was not having problem with Jamb again neither was i with Post Jamb and I've also learnt about school combinations and the likes but my problem was gaining ADMISSION. My 4th Jamb I felt very reluctant to answer after one of those girls i punished at school called me "Senior Akin". My mates were all gone and were in various levels yet i'm writing Jamb with the ones i used to call my Juniors. Desperation set in and i could have been very grateful if any school could offer me "Yoruba Engineering" due to my desperation of gaining admission quickly. Medicine was become an unclimb-able mountain to me. I thought within myself, am i even meant to be a doctor? I dont like to read much but i love Maths and anything software. I decided afs from that day to become a Computer Scientist. I bought the Jamb form passed as usual yet no admission. I was fed up then i decided that my 5th Jamb would be the last.... Was it the last? To be continued! My 5th Jamb |
Re: My Jamb Story by Chimaritoponcho: 8:02pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
omg! 5 times?? *faints* |
Re: My Jamb Story by Obinnau(m): 1:33pm On Dec 01, 2013 |
Chimaritoponcho: omg! 5 times?? *faints*i have seen cases longer than that. |
Re: My Jamb Story by donbrowser(m): 2:07pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
My Jamb Story The Concluding Part A wandering evangelist or tourist, whichever you choose to call me. My struggles with admission continued, yet i was determined to make my 5th jamb the last. Desperation coupled with determination and a revenge minded preparation led me to purchasing my 5th Jamb form. I was no longer a novice when it comes to filling Jamb forms in fact i deserved an honorary degree because i had become a wizard in school combination, subject combination and school abbreviations. I was so much in need of admission that i could have gracefully accepted YORUBA ENGINEERING from any school that was ready to offer such. Jamb and admission were becoming an unclimbable mountain to me. I thought of a better plan... All Nigerian Universities i applied and chosen for post-utme exams refused to admit me and then i started wandering if my forefathers had offended them. I jumped from one school to another writing exams, exploring and adoring the beautiful structures only to find my name missing on their admission list. Permit me to pour out m,y mind, each time an admission list was out, i used different permutations of my name to find out if there was any error of any sort but the same story continues... I moved closer to God, in fact i attended almost every church programs. As if that wasn't enough, i prayed at different mountains just to see if the password to Jamb was hidden somewhere around there. Ori-oke gbogun mi, Ori oke Olode, Odo-Owa, Ikeji Arakeji, Ori Oke Isegun, Oke Iye, Ori oke Aanu, Ori-oke Erinmo-Ijesha, Ori-oke Ogba Alaafia.... and many others I prepared for the exam in abetter way, covered the syllabus, attended tutorials and also worked thoroughly on the past questions. I got to the exam hall earlier than usual, did the exam and was glad i smashed it. I went back home, cross-checked all questions and concluded i should score around 259. No pride! No high shoulders! I was only glad i did the right thing but there was a prayer i forgot to say... The result was out, i went to the cafe, saw many people lamenting over poor results. Ha! 059, 103 in fact 018, i wondered what they went to the hall to do. I checked my result with both eyes widely opened but guess what? I discovered i forgot to say a prayer... "189" was out of it, i rejected the slip and requested for a re-print but alas! i only spent extra cash. I shook my head, went home and hoped for a re-mark. Instead "Oga Dibu" asked me to bring N100,000 for a re-mark. Did i pay 100k to purchase the form? I forgot to include this man in my prayers and i somehow paid for it... A school came to my rescue, even though i didn't appreciate it at first, i later did since it could offer me a Bsc. Comp. Sci. without Jamb, "Oga Dibu" and Post-Ume THE END!!! |
Re: My Jamb Story by Greenified(m): 11:12am On Jul 07, 2014 |
Waoh! this is fantastic... |
Re: My Jamb Story by ajasa4link: 9:11pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
hahaha.... omo jamb show u pepper no be small o. And to think u will still encounter ASUU strike after 5years of writing jamb makes it even more serious. 1 Like |
Re: My Jamb Story by Nobody: 9:35pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
I know of only two university in the world:Oau A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̅ others.,jamb showed U̶̲̥̅̊ pepper!biko |
Re: My Jamb Story by Greenified(m): 9:43pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
missyhorlah: I know of only two university in the world:Oau A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̅ others.,jamb showed U̶̲̥̅̊ pepper!bikoMy Gawd! U're damn pretty. I must appreciate wat i saw on ur profile ***Still Shocked*** |
Re: My Jamb Story by Nobody: 9:46pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Greenified: |
Re: My Jamb Story by Greenified(m): 9:48pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
missyhorlah:And i ain't bad either oh Omo Ibadan Kini soo |
Re: My Jamb Story by Nobody: 9:53pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Greenified: |
Re: My Jamb Story by Nobody: 9:53pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Greenified: |
Re: My Jamb Story by Greenified(m): 10:00pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
missyhorlah:I don send u PM, dont keep me waiting oh... Thank God the thread is scanty. **Quickly locks the door to thread** *** The End *** |
Re: My Jamb Story by donbrowser(m): 6:35pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Greenified: Waoh! this is fantastic...Thanks Bro |
Re: My Jamb Story by donbrowser(m): 6:41pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
missyhorlah: I know of only two university in the world:Oau A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̅ others.,jamb showed U̶̲̥̅̊ pepper!bikoU can say that again. Your school dey among the schools wey i go do tourism kikiki. I suffer no be small ajasa4link: hahaha.... omo jamb show u pepper no be small o. And to think u will still encounter ASUU strike after 5years of writing jamb makes it even more serious.Oga no be small tin oh |
Re: My Jamb Story by donbrowser(m): 6:44pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Greenified:#clear throat... hope its nt wat i'm tinking? |
Re: My Jamb Story by Nobody: 7:47pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
donbrowser:hehehehe sorry o :p |
Re: My Jamb Story by Nobody: 12:00am On Jul 14, 2014 |
I've seen people who've written jamb for 8 times..., i know people like myself who are still hoping for a 2nd degree in medicine. Life is cruel in Nigeria, 2 Likes |
Re: My Jamb Story by donbrowser(m): 8:18pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
Samakinr: I've seen people who've written jamb for 8 times..., i know people like myself who are still hoping for a 2nd degree in medicine. Life is cruel in Nigeria,No be small thing oh, naija has shown us pepper |
Re: My Jamb Story by Olarewajub: 1:46am On Dec 23, 2017 |
donbrowser:Please, how did the story end? |
Re: My Jamb Story by donbrowser(m): 8:09am On Dec 23, 2017 |
Olarewajub:Probably you didn't read the story well https://www.nairaland.com/1418568/jamb-story/1#20174258 1 Like |
Re: My Jamb Story by donbrowser(m): 2:23pm On Apr 10, 2023 |
Wow |
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