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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:43pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
<b>Doctor : sorry sir, reports got mixed up
We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma
Husband : What should I Do now
Doctor : Send her for jogging, if she Returns
Don't sleep with her 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:44pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
When She says
"Words Are not Enough to express my feelings"
Don't be deceived
She doesn't know the correct English to use 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:45pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
Some guys Cherish their NairaBet Slip
More than their relationship
Or na lie ne 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:45pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
I'll change my facebook name to NOBODY
so that if I see any useless post I'll like it
And it will read
""NOBODY LIKES THIS"" 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:46pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
<b>Yoruba people please ,
It is not PENARITY,
its PENALTY. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:47pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
<b>Igbo people please ,
it is not CRAYDIT,
it is CREDIT 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:48pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
<b> I lost my appetite for food
.
Ever since she said
.
She hates bananas because of the seeds inside 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:49pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
<b>Doing MTN welcome back these days Can be so frustrating ehh They'll ask you . Your phone number,, amount recharged last,, mothers maiden name,, fathers occupation,, ur present Girl Friend,, Ex 's name,, why you broke up,, the governor's hobby ,, Even who would win 2019 elections 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:51pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
<b> I found a Bottle of Palm Wine from last month
Under my bed
So I decided to give it to my Dog
And since then He has been smiling all day
Looking at me
--Hope all is well 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:52pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
<b>I always doubted that Berom
Was originated from China
Until Today, this guy wanted to introduce himself
And he Was like
My name is "Chung-Chung-Gyang" |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:52pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
Everything was going well
Until she said I should check her --Last seen--
On instagram 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:53pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
follow me on IG @ RALPH_MAREN |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:01pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
CrookBoy: This oga wants to take over my thread lol..nice one tho 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:03pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
The only person a woman attentively listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly as he say is a PHOTOGRAPHER, otherwise if you're not a photographer, sit down and be strong 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:05pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
Apart from me, who else just realised that
E.g means "Example Given"
I.e means "In Essence"?
But i bet your teachers told you
E.g = ‘’For example‘’
I.e = ‘’That is‘’
Are u thinking wat im thinking??
If you are just knowing the true meaning,
join me as we go and collect all the school fee we have paid in the past 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:07pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
I saved my girlfriend's contact with her real name on my phonebook but usually when i pick her call i say "HI LOVE".... . So yesterday, i ran out of airtime while talking to her, so i had to use my friend's phone to call her without his notice, when i dialed her number on his phone, it displayed "MY LOVE". . . So i was wondering how that smartphone knew i was calling her. . Smart phones are really smart o!!! 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:08pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
*If you are a stammerer don't tell any Nigerian woman that her Toe is big..*
*Only few will grab* 4 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by chinonso23(m): 9:47am On Dec 25, 2017 |
Krystaal:That's bad of u Krystal Why not appreciate his effort |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:13am On Dec 25, 2017 |
chinonso23:Really ?? Didn't you see the Lol on my post ??...Sir I was teasing him 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 9:13pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
Krystaal:thanks jas keeping the fun going 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 10:20pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
Repent u will not hear.
Give ur life to Christ u will not hear
later, when u see me in heaven.. U will be
shouting..OJORO OJORO!!! 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 10:21pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
No matter how Black or Dark a girl is
One Desperate guy will still call her
"My Sunshine" 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 10:22pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
You call me with a private number and expect me to speak first?
We will do breathing competition till your airtime finish.. 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Rockyrascal(m): 3:38pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Krystaal:lol Krystal your jokes are extremely funny. 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Rockyrascal(m): 3:50pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
[size=8pt][/size] Krystaal: 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 11:09am On Dec 29, 2017 |
Some gals should please try and reduce makeup,
kissed a girl on her forehead and it tasted like tiger battery. 6 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 11:09am On Dec 29, 2017 |
<b> I just bought IPhone 7
200k
But the thing is showing me
Two hands � coming together
Please is dea Nokia IPhone?? 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 11:11am On Dec 29, 2017 |
I bought suya from this Aboki for 100#
got home and realized that he gave me 70# onion and 30# meat 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:38pm On Dec 30, 2017 |
If you want to talk to your babe and you have just 2naira on your phone.... Just call her and say this with an harsh voice "So you think I would not find out abi?!" Cut the call. Balance well.. Cross your legs and wait for her call. Don't thank me 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:41pm On Dec 30, 2017 |
If Only Nigerian guys can handle girls hearts
the way they handle bet9ja slip,
Relationships would be better. 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:43pm On Dec 30, 2017 |
Pain is when you enter a taxi and greet, but the
passengers reply you, "sit down we are late" 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:46pm On Dec 30, 2017 |
Upcoming artistes with their 1st track will be shouting "U already know who it is!!". How we want take know ??! We attend the same waec lesson ?? 1 Like |
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