gypsey:
enter were? i.want instal satelite for my papa house.

Hia I tink say u don dey arrange to come ooo,na make I con dey jolly jolly ooo

wia ya papa house dey?

gypsey:
which is the basic one? how does it work? will i stil need a box? will i still have to subscribe to a network?

your pocket speaks volume here and choice of channels to view, we can narrow it down from there.
Dstv, Mytv, joy etc, as I said what do you wish to view.

Martin0:



Hia I tink say u don dey arrange to come ooo,na make I con dey jolly jolly ooo

wia ya papa house dey?

my papa house dey for village. joly joly.kwa? i am not prepard to pay 400 for a litre of petrol mixed with kerosine, i will wait until the price of petrol comes down

gypsey:
my papa house dey for village. joly joly.kwa? i am not prepard to pay 400 for a litre of petrol mixed with kerosine, i will wait until the price of petrol comes down

Oh ok so ur pa wan dey wacth DSTV abi good one!
But him go fit dey subscribe am so?
Well maybe na u go dey subscribe am

So ur excuse na petrol price abi
Igbo man!

Dey wait na!
Maybe na later april tinz

excess4luv:


your pocket speaks volume here and choice of channels to view, we can narrow it down from there.
Dstv, Mytv, joy etc, as I said what do you wish to view.

look! i don't how it works over there in nigeria but, i would like to view mostly news channels. like CNN, Aljazeera, BBC, Russia TV and nigerian and African cultural programmes/documentaries.i am not keen on Nollywood movies,

perhaps i should come to your office /shop when i am physically in Ekwulobia or i can ask some one to go see what your offers are.

gypsey:
look! i don't how it works over there in nigeria but, i would like to view mostly news channels. like CNN, Aljazeera, BBC, Russia TV and nigerian and African cultural programmes/documentaries.i am not keen on Nollywood movies,

perhaps i should come to your office /shop when i am physically in Ekwulobia or i can ask some one to go see what your offers are.

just give me a call when ready. check my signature

Martin0:


Oh ok so ur pa wan dey wacth DSTV abi good one!
But him go fit dey subscribe am so?
Well maybe na u go dey subscribe am

So ur excuse na petrol price abi
Igbo man!

Dey wait na!
Maybe na later april tinz

Yes oo! My papa wan dey watch BBC and CNN And Aljazeera news, my papa no be Village man like dat oo!! Afterall he lived here in England Nearly 40 years before relocating to naija
he can pay for the subscription with his £££ pension
my excuse no be petrol but o boy last time na 145 i buy petrol now i hear say na 400, abi you tink say i be Olosho were i go see 400 to fill my moto tank AMG wey dey drink petrol like water.

we will see, even if it's still 400 by then man go still enter, i get project for there

excess4luv:


just give me a call when ready. check my signature

splendid, will definitely do. cheers!!

gypsey:
Yes oo! My papa wan dey watch BBC and CNN And Aljazeera news, my papa no be Village man like dat oo!! Afterall he lived here in England Nearly 40 years before relocating to naija
he can pay for the subscription with his £££ pension

Eh eh 40year's na wa ooo mean's u pa na citizen den! Na wa what wise man ur father is him con even born u for dia sef Nna idi lucky


my excuse no be petrol but o boy last time na 145 i buy petrol now i hear say na 400, abi you tink say i be Olosho were i go see 400 to fill my moto tank AMG wey dey drink petrol like water.

Oh so u nor be olosho abi make una dey buy car's wey nor go be disadvantage to all this tinz! Atleast some simple car's cheap and easy to maintain!


we will see, even if it's still 400 by then man go still enter, i get project for there

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No wahala we dey expect u umu Nne gi dey wait for u,am sure of that!
Nor forget my tinz ooo if u do I fit collect ur own ooo afterall who know's u fit they insure boxer's join so when u return back to England tell dem say ur friend theif ya boxer

Which project again eee!
Come oo u go arrange some kin small work for me my take bust my account next year oo...

Martin0:
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No wahala we dey expect u umu Nne gi dey wait for u,am sure of that!
Nor forget my tinz ooo if u do I fit collect ur own ooo afterall who know's u fit they insure boxer's join so when u return back to England tell dem say ur friend theif ya boxer

Which project again eee!
Come oo u go arrange some kin small work for me my take bust my account next year oo...

Na soo!! my bro. but my papa/mama dem come teach me IGBO tinz sotey! i come dey do like Nawafor IGBO, i be IGBO pass IGBO people,

Noo!! no need to ensure boxers, dem no dey expensive na 5 pairs for £5 for Boxers.

Oboy! no be small ting, dat moto no easy to maintain and dey ting park for dere now dey rust, but i cover am with tapol, i don dey even look for buyer for the motto! as e be say i no dey Naija mek ar kuku sell dey monster AMG, before people go begin tink say ar be millionaire
mek i just dey drive dey Honda wey be small engine.

burst your account? No wahala we go find money together, me too wan burst my account

gypsey:
Na soo!! my bro. but my papa/mama dem come teach me IGBO tinz sotey! i come dey do like Nawafor IGBO, i be IGBO pass IGBO people,

Hahahahahah Nawafor igbo infact u eh,I nor jus understand how u take manage learn all these tinz ooo,honestly eh I dey believe say u go sabi igbo way pass me oo

Noo!! no need to ensure boxers, dem no dey expensive na 5 pairs for £5 for Boxers.

Eh eh ok ooo no wahala that na more opportunity to thief some sef

Oboy! no be small ting, dat moto no easy to maintain and dey ting park for dere now dey rust, but i cover am with tapol, i don dey even look for buyer for the motto! as e be say i no dey Naija mek ar kuku sell dey monster AMG, before people go begin tink say ar be millionaire
mek i just dey drive dey Honda wey be small engine.

U see una go jus dey carry wahala dey give unasef! For the fact say pesin get money nor mean say him most to live big!
Atleast leav simple and easy life with ease!

Honestly speaking I fit nor buy motor iffa get money ooo,I fit jus buy for ma wife then I go join treckmacine oo

Good idea afterall the motor nor even dey give u money sef,oyibo pipu say na "liability" sell something use money take do beta tin jor who motor epp sef?


burst your account? No wahala we go find money together, me too wan burst my account

.

Hapu dat tin ee we go find money together ke na wa ooo anyway I like am sha,atleast anywhere wey u dey hustle person go still get beta hope say na beta money go dey enter person account!

Martin0:
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Hapu dat tin ee we go find money together ke na wa ooo anyway I like am sha,atleast anywhere wey u dey hustle person go still get beta hope say na beta money go dey enter person account!

Na soo! my mama teach me wella!! Oboy! dat motto na just for show! na de reason wey we dey buy All dose "liability" just for show and na some of my friend dem convince me to buy am, my cousin huzzy don dey even tell me mek i dash am dey motto abi ar dey craze? de man tink say ar be mumu! All my money wey him and him wife dey chop since never do dem. ar go sell de motto soon one of naija friend wey go naija him go go test and see de motto. wen he come back me and am go discuss prize

KEVIND:


How do I wash my brain? pls elucidate.

Simple na. Guy na everything I go teach you? Open your head, take out ur brain, wash it and put it back.

gypsey:
Na soo! my mama teach me wella!! Oboy! dat motto na just for show! na de reason wey we dey buy All dose "liability" just for show and na some of my friend dem convince me to buy am, my cousin huzzy don dey even tell me mek i dash am dey motto abi ar dey craze? de man tink say ar be mumu! All my money wey him and him wife dey chop since never do dem. ar go sell de motto soon one of naija friend wey go naija him go go test and see de motto. wen he come back me and am go discuss prize

.

Me know say na una way be that anytime wey una visit!

Una like show well well!
I nor get time for show oo even if say I get the money,na simple life I gbadu pass oo!

Hahahah u know say dem go dey reason u say e nor get wetin u wan do with the motor again na!na go mek am dey tell uu to dash am! Some kin people sef go even carry dat motor put as Airport carb! dem go jus dey get cool soft cash weekly.

No wahala mek him go test the motor,e good like that! Or you commercialise am if e go allow u do!

DPR are crazy, why didn't they take necessary measures when fuel was really hard and expensive to buy. Useless agency playing politics, they know cabals owns most of the filling stations in Nigeria. So, they won't act against there favour.

Martin0:
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Me know say na una way be that anytime wey una visit!

Una like show well well!
I nor get time for show oo even if say I get the money,na simple life I gbadu pass oo!

Hahahah u know say dem go dey reason u say e nor get wetin u wan do with the motor again na!na go mek am dey tell uu to dash am! Some kin people sef go even carry dat motor put as Airport carb! dem go jus dey get cool soft cash weekly.

No wahala mek him go test the motor,e good like that! Or you commercialise am if e go allow u do!

really? Airport taxi? commercialise? in nigeria? AmG? but ar no go fit trust dose Naija drivers oo!
Anyway mek ma friend go see am first.

but bros. Trust me if you get money you go show pass me, na so me dey take talk before. i jam! small £££ but now i just wan built factory no be to show expensive motto again!

gypsey:
really? Airport taxi? commercialise? in nigeria? AmG? but ar no go fit trust dose Naija drivers oo!
Anyway mek ma friend go see am first.

Yeah na wa for u oo abi u never see cars wey pass AMG for airport? Dem burku na

To trust driver's na another tin sha,but na uba company go dey incharge of everything,na u and dem go dey deal that what a friend told me oo I nor really dey sure if na true!


but bros. Trust me if you get money you go show pass me, na so me dey take talk before. i jam! small £££ but now i just wan built factory no be to show expensive motto again!

Well I never can tell as it possible..
But na ma way be that sha!
Anyway mek we get money fess dey we go see how the story go take shange!

Martin0:


Well I never can tell as it possible..
But na ma way be that sha!
Anyway mek we get money fess dey we go see how the story go take shange!

yes! ar don see Airport taxi but ar no kno say i fit use my own do am, yes! you may be correct even last time wey i come lagos ar enter uber from Airport to Akute! my friend get house for dat area ar stay dere for few days before going back, i remembered i paid like 12k.

trust me you go show pass me!! no be money dey talk? I know!

elchymo:
VGC side

Okay.

gypsey:
yes! ar don see Airport taxi but ar no kno say i fit use my own do am, yes! you may be correct even last time wey i come lagos ar enter uber from Airport to Akute! my friend get house for dat area ar stay dere for few days before going back, i remembered i paid like 12k.

Yeah u fit use ur own,infact ur own go even dey more expensive as some rich pipu go like board on d car! Maybe ur own sef fit reach like 15 to 20k sef u never can tell!

One of my friend was in that uba business,his the owner of the car and at thesame time d driver,but luckily for him some Bureau d change guy's con take am as their driver wey go dey help dem haul money!and till date he said they pay him extremely above what he will make a week as an ubar driver!

And u know that Airport is alway's busy passenger's yakpa everywhere! money dey dat place ooo




trust me you go show pass me!! no be money dey talk? I know!

Hahahahah yes oo na money dey talk!
Anyway mek dat time come fess atleast u go see for yaself na!

edudguy:
Simple na. Guy na everything I go teach you? Open your head, take out ur brain, wash it and put it back.

okay I now understand you're being sarcastic.
you're actually speaking from experience though and I believe that's how your parents do open your brain and wash the carcass in it,but your case defiled all known solution,your case is beyond redemption and repair.

Little wonder why your life revolves around three 'S' : Sleep, Stretch and Sleep Again. bro, poverty and penury is not far from your kind. infact ,it actually domiciled in you domain. I thought I was communicating with a sane fellow until I delve into your dp that's when I realise i was dealing with a lazy bigot that sleep all his life away. what a waste of a being, what a pity.

excess4luv:
Ekwulobia Anambra state, #280

Lekwa my brother oo

Blessingbenson:

Lekwa my brother oo

nnem kedu ka osi ada

excess4luv:


nnem kedu ka osi ada

Fine oo.Everywhre is dull

Blessingbenson:

Fine oo.Everywhre is dull

the fuel issue is restricting movements, which side ka ipasa

KEVIND:


okay I now understand you're being sarcastic.
you're actually speaking from experience though and I believe that's how your parents do open your brain and wash the carcass in it,but your case defiled all known solution,your case is beyond redemption and repair.

Little wonder why your life revolves around three 'S' : Sleep, Stretch and Sleep Again. bro, poverty and penury is not far from your kind. infact ,it actually domiciled in you domain. I thought I was communicating with a sane fellow until I delve into your dp that's when I realise i was dealing with a lazy bigot that sleep all his life away. what a waste of a being, what a pity.

Lol I was just being sarcastic about the three S. As for being a lazy person, I am not. You asked a stupid question

Fuel shortage is easing in the Fct

No lengthy fuel queues in the FCT today. Bought fuel , no issues.

Caleboha:
Full tank at NNPC filling station bukuru, jos South LGA, plateau state. At 1. 50pm today. Stayed on queue from 5. 30am. One tank of 40000 litres was offloaded after hours of controversy. Supply started after series of consultations. Lots of impatient motorists and at least two serious accidents occurred on the queue.
Total filling station bukuru just got supplied.
Taen station is also selling.
NNPC station building materials market is also selling.
That's my situation report.

Please hows d situation now please. Lets say around RUKUBA, bassa etc. please update me