joshuamoses101:
funny indeed
who would have thought you had such talent for writing,I tell you since say make you leave woman focus on your talent you be no gree. ...I am happy that sense has finally found you,I mean sorry u have found sense...


keep it up bro

Bros, wetin con bring woman matter com now, no let me vex o.
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If breeze blow, fowl yansh go open o.
I go just pretend like say i nor see dis your comment, but no try am next time. Lol
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In other news, this is my beloved broda, in whom i'm well pleased.
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My partner in crime, we have done a lot of good n bad things 2geda.
We eat soaked garri and fried rice together.
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My fellow upcoming Billionaire ( don't look at me like that) lol.

WHIZKIDEFE :
World people! Na so ona dey do. Lol

Noooooo

when the drilling was going on, what did the girls do?

osualaernest:
when the drilling was going on, what did the girls do?

The girls automatically setlled themselves and went home.

I dedicate this update to joshuamoses101, my lost but found broda. Lol
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Continuation.
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"I'm making all the cheddar
People eye dey redder
Since khaki turn to agbada
People know me wella
If you no know me brother
I no like wahala
I'm a cool headed guy, I no like kasala
If you wan know me better
Go wake baba Fela
I done dey since the time of Nelson Mandela
Ask Sanjo Stella, Fashola and Bola
You go see say na true I dey yarn you wella
[CHORUS]
Ooohhhhhh
Originality
Na we own the society
I get ability
Na we be VIP
Promoting peace and tranquillity
We no be no be lie (x8)"
- Faze _Origininality
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Stil on the begging matter o
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me: Keto, abeg ehn, just allow us enter dis night, i promise to buy you 2 bottles of your favorite brand, even if na kai-kai, Shekpe,
which one you dey like?
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caretaker: ehen, na now you dey talk like correct guy.
Wait, hope you nor dey play with me o, if na joke you dey, better start to dey sleep for there now.
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me: bros abeg talk joor before i change my mind.
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caretaker: see people wey i one help o! you neva enter inside, you stil dey get mind wey you wan change, ok o.
Abeg change your mind, oga!
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Abeg if you no go open for us, tell us make we dey comot here, which kind rubbish be dis one na, wetin you think say you be sef?
Na ordinary caretaker you be and you don dey wicked people like dis, if you get house how e go con be? Abeg open dis gate! Nor make me swear for you o!" I said while shouting angrily and banging the gate harder and some neighbors came outside.
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" Keto, nor be since those people dey beg you, abeg open for dem na, why you dey do like dis sef?," one girl side as she came out.
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caretaker: wetin concern you, na your boyfriend? Abeg go sleep!
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" Keto, why you dey do like dis na, all of us na guy men for d yard o, nor be so" a guy added
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caretaker: why dem go com lodge dis kian time before, na only on friday i take dey lock gate by 11pm because of people wey dey go club, but the rest days na from 10:30pm, nor be temptation be dis one?
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me: i nor blame you, if i don rent my apartment before all dis one no go happen, nor be your fault!
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caretaker: you see as he stil dey get mouth, instead of am to dey beg, he dey there dey rake.
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me: i nor dey beg you again, do your worst!
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Caretaker: shey ona dey hear person wey ona dey beg for, if i say i no go open am now, ona go say i be wicked person abi?
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" na you cause am, i dey hear wen dem dey beg you since, but you just dey wicked dem cos na you be almighty Caretaker!
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Caretaker: oya guy, go buy the drink wey you promise com first!
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me: keto, if i buy you any drink again dis night, make i kpai!
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" i support you bros, nor buy am anything again o. Why he go buy you drink after you don waste their time for outside before?," another girl asked keto while supporting me.
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" keto dis leg wey you dey carry so, e go tire you o, nor worry" another guy added.
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Keto later opened the gate when he could no longer withstand the bashing from some of my fans (neighbours) lol.
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When meekest and i entered, we thanked those of neighbours who came to our rescue, cos na outside we for sleep dat night if nor be say dem com put mouth for the matter.
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" Keto, just dey give me chance from now till i go comot for dis your lodge o, cos if you near me, you no go like wetin i go do o' i told keto while i walked away.
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To be continued..

o boy ur story b like Merlin...e dey make me wan knw wetin happen for d next episode after each episode... more ororo to ur elbow... u too much like person wey fat full everywhere... barman giv ma nig
ga watever...G boys for DESPO go pay

I don land o. More update plz

EKLE:
o boy ur story b like Merlin...e dey make me wan knw wetin happen for d next episode after each episode... more ororo to ur elbow... u too much like person wey fat full everywhere... barman giv ma nig
ga watever...G boys for DESPO go pay

Your teeth complete, your mouth no get ebe-ke. Lol.
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Nothing does you bros, i don update. You too much!

Ikdbabie:
I don land o. More update plz

Which kian land you land? Wet land or dry land? Lol
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Update don land o!

Happy Last Day of the Year!
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Lol ( see as body dey sweet me!)
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2018 Loading...................

Lolzzzz... your story too make make sense... Abeg more updates.. kudos... oh.. e Nr easy at all

WHIZKIDEFE:
Which kian land you land? Wet land or dry land? Lol
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Update don land o!

. Lolz my guy land na land o. Na where u land matter. Some they land fr balb wire some dey land fr zinc bt we are all landing. Bt ur trend i fr land o

Ikdbabie:
. Lolz my guy land na land o. Na where u land matter. Some they land fr balb wire some dey land fr zinc bt we are all landing. Bt ur trend i fr land o

" but ur 'trend' i fr land o"
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TREND?, Hmmmm! Jesu!
Funke!!
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Pls o, its THREAD o, not TREND, before you com n murder me with your big English! Lol
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Don't take it personal, na joke o! Lol

WHIZKIDEFE:
Happy Last Day of the Year! . Lol ( see as body dey sweet me!) . 2018 Loading...................

we gallant,hope say long update go dey?

buskie13:
we gallant,hope say long update go dey?

i hail o bros!
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As for the long update, make we see as e dey go.
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But anyhow sha, everywhere good! We dey 2geda.

WHIZKIDEFE:
" but ur 'trend' i fr land o"
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TREND?, Hmmmm! Jesu!
Funke!!
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Pls o, its THREAD o, not TREND, before you com n murder me with your big English! Lol
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Don't take it personal, na joke o! Lol

. Lolz Mr lecturer. I don hear. Wey d next update.

Ikdbabie:
. Lolz Mr lecturer. I don hear. Wey d next update.

Paddy, i nor be lecturer o. Lol
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Just one of those things we do for fun.. Hope you had a good night rest.
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Update stil dey air, e go land later. *winks

"Hearing your name being called, when no one has actually called your name, is a likely sign of a healthy mind......or your village people are testing their microphone" . lol

Yeah it was blissful. Hw abt urs

Ikdbabie:
Yeah it was blissful. Hw abt urs

Mine was cool.
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Ikdbabie( first lady!), do have a great end of year ahead.
*smiles
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itzdrreyy, perrypablo, incredible70 and Remyboyhefty, i sight ona o, how ona dey?
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"The only reason King Solomon
had 700 wives and 300 concubines Was
because he never found me!" - MzzTega.
Thank God, i found you! *smiles

WHIZKIDEFE:
Mine was cool.
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Ikdbabie( first lady!), do have a great end of year ahead.
*smiles
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itzdrreyy, perrypablo, incredible70 and Remyboyhefty, i sight ona o, how ona dey?
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"The only reason King Solomon
had 700 wives and 300 concubines Was
because he never found me!" - MzzTega.
Thank God, i found you! *smiles

. Thanks dear! Wish you same.

Whizkidefe u nor wan update

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Continuation.
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Meekest and i got to my gate and i knocked for a while before my brother came to open the protector us.
When we entered, the house smelled of alcohol, Uncle C and Jay were already asleep when we got inside.
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* Jay and Uncle C were the guys my brother and i were pairing with while looking for an accomodation.
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I struggled with my trouser before i was able to pull it off ( pence tinz!), i managed to locate the bathroom afterwards.
There was no water in the tank, so i served water from the drum inside the bathroom into a 20 litres bucket, and when i poured water on my body with a soap can, i didn't feel any impact till i carried the bucket up and poured all its content all over my body, i refilled the bucket and re-emptied its content on my body before i felt alive again (like say i die before) water get power o!
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When i got outside the bathroom, i asked meekest to go and have his bath, based on the good host wey i be. While meekest was entering the bathroom, i asked my brother why they didn't come to our rescue when we were banging the gate and shouting outside.
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my broda: broda, no vex o, i dey hear ona voice for dream o but e con be like say na from far place the noise dey com from.
You no see say we don sleep go before? We don carry load (high) like dis sef, we wan murder ourselfves with enough booze for Campus Bar since.
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me: no wan na
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my broda: why ona com dey shout before?
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me: i nor know say Keto na mad man before o, the kolo no gree open gate for us o.
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my brother: why na? You tell am say you be my brother?
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me: no, but we beg the guy tire he no wan hear o! I dey plan the guy now, any day wen he go enter my trap ehn, i go show am pepper (like say i be Simi)
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my brother: lol, no mind am, na because he nor know say you be my broda, i go introduce you give am for morning.
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" oya go park my G-wagon now! Come down fast! Who give you permission to go drive my motor? You don dey mad abi?," jay said from his sleep ( sleep talking)
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"You dey hear wetin dat mumu boy dey talk so.
He neva fit buy bicycle tyre for life finish, he con go dream go buy G-Wagon, who do the boy dis tin?," my brother said and we both laughed
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my brother: ehen, oshare, as you come dis school so, no dey waka anyhow o.
The dey one problem (cow matter) wey dem neva settle, you get mind dey waka dis kind time, make you use your brain o,"
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me: i hear you bros.
But bros, so you even go one side go flex and you nor carry me along, no be so o (i said in a bid to change topic)
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my brother: you no go understand.
Me, Jay and Uncle C stroll enter school go watch people wey dey play match before one of my guy call me say make i com block am for Campus Bar. Na so our 3 take stroll go there o, wen we reach there, no be small tin o, the guy wan finish us with 'John Barr' o, omo, na sense we take comot from dat place o, before we go start to misbehave o. Lol
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me: ona neva see anything! Lol.
Na dat bar wey dey front na im me, meekest and some guys dey since o! We settle one matter, na there we con take end the matter o.
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my brother: oshare, nor go loose guard o, if you fall mugu, dem go use you shine for here o.
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me: yess na! I know as e dey go o
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We continued talking till we slept off.
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The next morning while i entered the bathroom to have my bath, i saw meekest sleeping peacefully on the floor of the bathroom with his clothes on ( shayo na bastard o!).
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i couldn't laugh alone, so i went to wake the rest guys up, so they can come and see the latest victim of shayo, his royal highness meekest!
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To be continued..

Whizkidefe dis one too long

HAPPY NEW YEAR! TO ALL MY PADDIES HERE . WE CAME THROUGH!

WHIZKIDEFE:

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i couldn't laugh alone, so i went to wake the rest guys up, so they can come and see the latest victim of shayo, his royal highness meekest!

this got me cracking. ...thanks for the dedication bro and em happy new year to all my fellow fans

WHIZKIDEFE:
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
TO ALL MY PADDIES HERE
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WE CAME THROUGH!

Happy new year big man. I wish you all the best o bro

Tobitrueman:



Happy new year big man. I wish you all the best o bro

Thanks, Tobi. I wish you more!

soulomon619. You be Ray mysterio fan abi? (puyaka puyaka!) lol
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Hybrid01

Continuation.
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When we all got to the bathroom, we brought our phones and took different snap shots of meekest in his high state that will be used to taunt him later.
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While those guys were busy snapping our latest Shayo ambassador ( meekest), i went back into the room, picked two empty bottles of 'Red Label' and Coke, took them inside the bathroom and placed them on meekest's arm before i took some nice shots ( see wicked!) lol.
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" see wetin shayo do this family man o, chai!," Uncle-C said, and we all laughed.
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' meekest my son, i sent you to school, you went there to be a drunk!' i sang and the laughter continued.
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" ahh! See as he just be like pikin wey dem pursue from their community," Jay added
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" dis boy stil dey alive so, make ona go check am o, maybe he go and devil go don dey activate for dat side o!," my brother commented while we all continued with laughing.
We had laughter for breakfast that day.
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After much snapping and captions suggestions for the shots we took, i realised i was getting late for lectures.
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' bros, abeg i don late o, make we carry dis guy comot from dis bathroom make i baff, comot.' i suggested while i went to carry meekest's legs.
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" oshare, you think say we fit carry dis guy for dis condition so?
Dis guy no be human being again o, na load he don be o," Uncle C said while he carried meekest's hand and we both carried the drunken master outside.
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What suprised me was that, meekest didn't feel disturbed while we carried him, he didn't wake up.
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i sure say meekest go dey feel say he dey inside plane, for im dream.
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I hurriedly took my bath and left for lectures while drunken master was stil sleeping peacfully where we dropped him.
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To be continued

WHIZKIDEFE:
Thanks, Tobi. I wish you more!

soulomon619. You be Ray mysterio fan abi? (puyaka puyaka!) lol
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Boss Your story na like magnet. E dey draw me everytime.