seunmohmoh:



https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/punchng.com/why-i-named-my-pet-snake-toke-makinwa-pretty-mike/amp/

One thing I like about this guy is that he knows how to make news. Naming his python 'Toke Makinwa' is fuccking hilarious!

PLATO1U:
We, Animal Activist want love to be show to animals seeing them as friends and a blessing.

Yes..in the light of the evolutionary ladder, they are our immediate younger Brothers and Sisters.. But not all can be seen as friends and blessings oh! Some are devolving while others are evolving..

BagWay:
never gonna let a snake bite me.
gotta keep a 30 round clip.
extendos on ma waist
bich id be up thr.

A big enemity between humans and snakes.. That's how God made it.. Cause snakes er not to be trusted.. Snakes er aware of the enemity as well.. U want to be popular with snakes abi.. Next news we will hear now is snake swallows owner..

Donjazzy12:

One thing I like about this guy is that he knows how to make news. Naming his python 'Toke Makinwa' is fuccking hilarious!

lol

Martin0:


I don view am,u and ur wife dey go clubbing?

my ex wife, yes we used to go clubbbing

Martin0:


Na wa ooo so na that kin tin u dey enjoy since! An u nor fit keep ya preek for one place to avoid lossing diz kin something! Na wa ooo
Anyway sha na ganja spoil something for u

wetin man for do? no be small ting o!

I always wonder why we keep giving attention to des attention seeking celebrity wannabes. How does it concern us if you own a python, bath with it and named Toke Makinwa? U can as well marry it and produce kids with it, there are more pressing matters to attend to. Even wen we want to take a break from our daily hussles, we'v got tons of nice stuffs to entertain ourselves with, not all these nonsense abeg

Gud guy has reached the pinnacle of his madness.

Tis guy has reached the pinnacle of his madness.

I always wonder why we keep giving attention to des attention seeking celebrity wannabes. How does it concern us if you own a python, bath with it and named it Toke Makinwa? U can as well marry it and produce kids with it, there are more pressing matters to attend to. Even wen we want to take a break from our daily hussles, we'v got tons of nice stuffs to entertain ourselves with, not all these nonsense abeg

Martin0:


Abeg tell us how pig take dey stupid ooo!

How about Turkey?

Turkeys don't just make scrumptious
Thanksgiving meals, but also make for less
intelligent or more appropriately, confused
animals. Turkeys, we reckon, are a bunch of
existentialists, forever cogitating ways to
confuse people with highly complex cant, or
else why on earth would they stare at the
sky for 30 seconds, even when it is raining?
Remember though, that this goofy and
aimless behavior of turkeys can be ascribed
to this condition called tetanic torticollar
spasms that is believed to be hereditary.

Not just that, they have monocular vision,
which is kind of a cool thing because it
means that they can see George Clooney
from one eye and Brad Pitt from the other
(this is so helpful when two good-looking
people are standing meters away from each
other and you don't know whom to look at,
but with the turkey's eyes, you can see
them both!), but at the same, they act
uncool by cocking their heads at one side.

Ar no noo! i just assumed. you wey be pig farmer oya tell us.

Cultist!!!!!

all these guys are into confirm rituals, its just a pity, we tend to laugh it off...

gypsey:
Ar no noo! i just assumed. you wey be pig farmer oya tell us.

Pigs are exceptionally intelligent animals.
They're able to solve odor quizzes, recognize
themselves in mirrors, and even play
rudimentary!

Abi u ur sef nor know diz one ?

gypsey:
wetin man for do? no be small ting o!

No so ooo nothiing to do ee

gypsey:
wetin man for do? no be small ting o!

gypsey:
wetin man for do? no be small ting o!

No so ooo nothiing to do ee

gypsey:
my ex wife, yes we used to go clubbbing

Oh sorry jor

Eh eh una chemistry make sence oo

Dis dude wierd as Bleep.

Mariangeles:
Don't start...stupid people do stupid things.

Is he an ibo idiot that always stare trouble like the other idiot that named and wrote the name pf the president on a goat
Why do they look for trouble where there is none
Wetin toke makinwa do this goat call mike?

I think he likes the Toke Makinwa lady.
Why can't he just call her and express his emotion instead of all these tricks and stress.

BagWay:
never gonna let a snake bite me.
gotta keep a 30 round clip.
extendos on ma waist
bich id be up thr.

update me wen he dies of snake bite
venom so deadly
kill within seconds

A python does not have venom

really
u don see ons b4

stanliwise:

A python does not have venom

o nfi iku sere. o nfi iku sere....... I have PIG and his name is Piggy Mike

Na dat snake go kill you.

Hadone:
Commot that rubber snake abeg, which python? Every joke you mention python. Ask IPOBians they can best describe to you guys how a python dance

So you thought that was funny? Dry mofo

This guy is crazy... If i see dis one for street na to run o

He's wrong to say python is the only snake without venom.

Contradictory statements...they probably have issues.

What is this about? What a m*oron!
Python is relatively harmless, it can bite but not poisonous.

I wish the id*iot will do this with a Black Mamba.

Hey Mike lemme see ur pet

Hadone:
Commot that rubber snake abeg, which python? Every joke you mention python. Ask IPOBians they can best describe to you guys how a python dance

guy why?? Why?? Must u comment?? Shey u no wan smart again for ur life ni??