Gobe is when you are cooking beans with electric stove because you don't have kerosene and NEPA take light
Gobe is when you followed your wife to the motor park, pay her fare then return home with another lady to spend the night with. then 30 minutes later your wife return home saying the journey has been postpone.
Gobe is when you reject swallow because you want to go and eat rice on xmas day at your friend's place only for you to see him coming to your place that he is hungry.
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Gobe is when you need change, kicked goodluck out of power and bring in Buhari

Gobe is when u visit army Barrack with power bike, insult an army after starting the bike, only for you to discover that the fuel tank is empty

gobe is when you are no.3 on atm line and you leave d line to another atm just because u cant wait and the atm swallowed your card on friday evening

Gobe is when you hear your landlord's voice then you rush inside and tell your daughter to go and tell him that you are not around. Then your daughter went out and said "my daddy say i should tell you that he is not around". And the landlord ask her "where is he"? And she said he is inside

mikejj:
gobe is when you are no.3 on atm line and you leave d line to another atm just because u cant wait and the atm swallowed your card on friday evening