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Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by FTrebirth(m): 8:02pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
lezz: i think he's a better blogger than even linda ikeji. |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by postmann: 8:09pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
lezz: Thy pen is as sharp as a surgeon's knife Thou merciless monster with a heartless ribcage Many have fallen behind the walls of thy theater Their blood flow like a waterfall falling from a great height. Behold thy new patient Entrapped within thy walls Your blade sparkles in the heat of readiness As he boils in fright, yielding his tender flesh To the cruelty of your incisions. 2 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by lezz(m): 8:10pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
edimolu:Take a pause and read the part I emboldened for you. You're trying hard to convince me ( Nairalanders) you got a girl and you're balling and you finished fucking today it's needless and a show of desperate defending. But of course you felt the cut that's why you began by screaming " try harder". Your emotional muscles are ill-developed. That's why your a perfect sport for my mental chess. Like a palace goof or a paid bozo-twät. Fit only for pastime amusement. Let me leave you now. Here's hoping 2018 brings you true pussy to wet your sheets and heal you from the aftershock of your maternal loss. Ruined son of a hovering ghost held in limbo. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by NeeKlaus: 8:10pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
kimbraa:Oshey! Busy woman... I wonder how people quarrel with peeps they have never met and may probably never meet till their time on Earth runs out. But watching them is fun. Happy New Year too. |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by lezz(m): 8:15pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
postmann:Now he says I am you. Is he suffering from perceptual disturbances or from blurred vision inflicted from my gentle knifing? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by lezz(m): 8:17pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
FTrebirth:just a pity Linda had to come first |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by Nobody: 8:18pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
NeeKlaus:People have disagreements 'cause there's no way you'll confine the magnitude of monikers Séun has on here and expect all of them to live in peace but what I find funny is the fact that one will hate on the other for a year or more. It's like they don't have better things to occupy their minds with. Having said that, I'm in church. Hope you won't be home?. |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by NeeKlaus: 8:24pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
kimbraa:LOL! Funny but true. This Romance section is like a different forum on its own. The scandals here can rock the foundations of a small country and it's all to my amusement. Serves as a stress reliever shaa. Well, I am a Nigerian so I am heading to Church by 10. You know it's like part of our culture to crossover in the confines of a Church. |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by Nobody: 8:28pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
NeeKlaus:Yeah! To some, it's a tradition that they must be in church today. Some will definitely branch from the clubs, and beer parlours. |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by edimolu(m): 8:45pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
lezz:Convince kor maizevince nii, The mention of my babe pain am, olodo, If i talk about my babe, na ur babe? Abi na me say make e no better for you? To you, having a babe na achievement, well why won't it, when lonliness don almost ruin ur life..no go beg God make e change ur zigzag destiny! If to say u don achieve ni, u suppose dey cuddle ur wife now or dey catch fun with ur kids..but lailai, devil no gree make u prosper, i just dey pity,u need prayer like kilode, no worry i go put you for my prayers tonight...that misfortune must leave you by force Pastime amusement? Tautology buruku, See as the werey dey gbagaun for my head, na by force to use grammar...olodo oshi 1 Like |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by NeeKlaus: 8:47pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
kimbraa:Alright. See you around, Ma'am. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by edimolu(m): 8:48pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
lezz:You no get sense walai, you just get beef with wisdom, after i don expose you countless times, u still dey quote yourself, ogun faya you for there., clownish-slowpoke |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by edimolu(m): 8:52pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
postmann: See the werey dey quote himself, Didinrin buruku, you for quote me na! I bin give you mention deliberately na, i check ur last seen , na 4 days ago, yet you by chance come online today abi come get mention shey?, thundar strike you dead for there...oloriburuku oshi |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by RoyalBlak007: 8:58pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Kimbraa? Have you made peace with your favorite tormentèès |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by lezz(m): 9:13pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
edimolu:all of Nairaland knows who postmann is. I have goaded, used and discarded you tonight like a banana peel. Nairaland serial PM-sending bandit. Get use to life as an aimless, Nairaland mono-fixated psychedelic, non-achiever who was rejected by every girl in Nairaland until you started harrasing harddón for tips on how to get a girl friend . Ghost face You're standing at the same edge of foolhardiness that caused your mother her short , unproductive life. And you cannot use us as the backlash of your father's paternal rascality and frustrations. I heard you're an only son, and the ancestral deity that ended your parents' marriage prematurely and killed your mother has started fanning your neck. Frustrated ceaseless onanist. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by edimolu(m): 9:22pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
lezz: You don gbagaun again , na "know" not "knows" naa, see kukuma kill me finish, ahan, na by must to type? i tire for you ooo, u don start ur same story again, I ask harddon for tips, how e take concern you na? na you be harddon?, abi na you be harddon papa? Abi na harddon dey feed you sotey you carry the matter for head like goat-horn , Your brain still never mature,infact i don vex sef oya i send 100 pms today, and i go send 1000 tomorrow and 10000 the next, now wey i don confirm am for you, chop shiit and die... Mofo |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by Nobody: 9:24pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
edimolu: lezz:
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Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by postmann: 9:52pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
lezz: Ah! Oh! Yeah!, harder! Moaned the bìtch ass, faggit, who enjoys being lezz-fùcked every now and again. He likes it rough, brutal and rectum-shattering. He goes down on all fours, beckoning lezz to a rear entrance. Armed with two powerful thighs and with a loin made of steel, lezz obliges... taking hold of edimolu's hips and there goes the most savage of fùcks. Exploded rectum, torn, bloodstained anal-ligaments left this biťchass still crying for more. "How about a three-some with postmann sticking it in my mouth while you, lezz continues to trailer-ram me from behind?", the bitch ass sugggests. 8 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by Ikillfools: 10:01pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
postmann:LMFAO! looks like 2018 is gonna be a good year. this delivery, is sublime. Bravo _postmann, brah fvcking voooo!. 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by lezz(m): 10:04pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
edimolu: So Nairaland is now a plural subject to go with plural verb? LOMAO!!! See the product of a backwood educational system where teachers accept farm produce as school fees. Is emboldened ignorance part of the genetics of your contaminated bloodlines or you developed it from head wounds I have subjected you to? Harddón-product. What if I told you harddón is just a programmed entity existing only in Nairaland. You're the sperm every mother wished ended in a miscarriage. 5 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by lezz(m): 10:08pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Ikillfools:2017 is ending with edimolu being shellacked, scalped and beheaded like a lynch mob victim 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by Nobody: 10:08pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Oh well! this is a wonderful way of making peace I love that poem, 2 Likes |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by lezz(m): 10:11pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
postmann:Hahahaha ! Edimolu murdered on a cold , harmattan-enveloped new year's eve. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by Ikillfools: 10:16pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
lezz:hopefully, he'll be perfumed with fuel and set ablaze, so his foolishness will go 'up in smoke' like burnt offering. |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by Ikillfools: 10:18pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
RuthDaniels:Oh you just witnessed the greatest writer in Nairaland deliver one of his master piece. as said earlier, it is sublime. 1 Like |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by edimolu(m): 10:20pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
lezz: Common shut up there before i wooz u betta slap, you still dey argue mumucally, which kain saw-dust com full ur brain so? U wey use "all" as a determiner no know say it gaz go with the verb "know".....u mumu no be small...olodo oshi, you better go skul back... Wetin eye no go see oooo, hard.don na rob.ot?...okay...talk another one.....ode |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by edimolu(m): 10:25pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Ikillfools: Joseph d dreamer, You ehn, nobody wey no sabi you, na to dey hide behind dey throw jabs, you wey dem don useless for sexuality section, na u worst pass, but shame no gp allow u get sense, small pikin na hin tell old man like you no dey act ur age....see fun.lord, see fucktoto, dem no reqch u fpr age yet dem get sense pass you... Kontinu, i for put ur mattas fpr prayers too like lezzgoat, but hin problems too much, God fit vex for me if i add u join.. Oponu oshi 1 Like |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by lezz(m): 10:26pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Ikillfools:Sadly his life won't be worth the fuel. Nairaland is just an excapism, a long hiatus out of the misery that has marked his existence. 2 Likes |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by edimolu(m): 10:29pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
postmann: You dey fool yasef no be small, postmann aka lezzcow Lezzcow, wetin u dey talk ogbeni? Laugh wan kill me oooo, na diss be dos abi telemundo? Thank ur god say o no dey ur side, i for knock u scatter.. |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by Ikillfools: 10:40pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
edimolu:useless by who or whom? only in your useless and worthless dream do such reality exist. edimolu, or is edimugu. I once told you you're a cancer on this earth, and you need serious chemotherapy to stop your cancerous cells from spreading. now take your acute stupidity and disappear into the abyss of foolishness. you're not worth my time, heck, the only thing you're worth is less than a drop of water in the atlantic ocean. do yourself the favour of being the obtuse loser you truly are. 7 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by Ikillfools: 10:42pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
lezz:yikes. I hear a litre goes for 300 Naira. it's a shame the loser's life is worth less than 10 kobo. I feel like weeping for the deranged nitwit, honestly. lol. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by lezz(m): 10:56pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
edimolu: Edimolu, the cost of my educational qualifications quadruples your father's life savings and that of his father and his father and their fathers!!! When adverbs such as "all" "some" "none" are used as determiners to herald a noun, the verb takes the position of the noun. So if the noun is singular, the verb takes a singular form. But if the noun is plural, the verb takes a plural form. In my case, Nairaland is a singular noun, thus the verb preceding it can not be grammatically influenced by " all". So, Mr. Bland daft, it is grammatically wrong to say " all of Nairaland know". You're a simpleton. A waste of human effort. It should read , "all of Nairaland KNOWS" See pics for illustration. www.nairaland.com/attachments/6489759_2017123122_37_44_jpeg218d5a8f5f4bb7cf866bbd41130f21eb By the way, It's 10:46 pm. You said you'll be in church with your girl by 10pm. But here you are trying hard to best me. When i told you you are as fake as your mother's breast she used in coning your dim-witted father into a sham marriage you keep denying it . Failed idiot from a cursed union. Now, I have demolished you beyond repair. Ridiculed your educational destitution and exposed you as just another frustrated sod hugging the cyberspace aimlessly out of boredom and inactivity. Never in your wretched life try to correct someone greater than the polluted filth you call your bloodlines. Magnified idiot. 6 Likes 5 Shares |
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