Ebukasky:
pls i have a very good friend who is finding it very difficult to talk to a girl, he is too shy and if he have the chance to he don't know what to say.I don't know where to start to help

derrick015:

Mr Hardon pls I need advice here. so I won't just flop again as I did b4. I just realised I still have feelings 4 her. pls wat can u suggest I do sir... She called me yest night tho. I don't want to let her go what can I do pls

HARDDON:




If you had read this thread, you would have know better than to go deploying tautology... Guys like us, for the umpteenth time, don't ask gurls out. never declare feelings.



Double Entendre. Since have falling into the trap, they wouldnt hesitate to make life miserable for you.



This question of yours is so wack I almost fell off my logical grid! But, I'd let it slide. You never knew.
Her answer is epic! A rehearsed template they all deploy to confound and make a fool of you for not knowing any better.... This answer is so special also, it leaves you in a state of limbo. Leaves you in a state where you would wano live your life to impress her so you can win her. This is where mugu gets made.




Kindly read the thread, therein you would learn what we called BORING QUESTIONS and how to answer them! Imagine a lil soft soul putting you through that kinda boring lane and you not only let her, you went ahead and provided all answers like a lil wimp arrrrhhhhhh!!!!!!




What are you doing visiting a gurl? I imagine you told her to come visit but she said she cant that you should rather come over huh? and you accepted didnt you?
From experience, I know there are a lot you left out. It is not all that actually happened at her place you related here and I canT advise you when i have half info. A HEADMASTER WAS ONCE A SCHOOL BOY.

The only sure thing i can tell you now is; GO BACK TO PAGE 0 and READ THE THREAD. it would be one of you best investments and while at it, STOP BEEN A PUPPET AND DOING THINGS SHE WANTS/ORDERS YOU TO DO!

However, If you feel it's too much, fret not; Dating Drills' Blog would launching in JAN 2018. There everything would be simplified into sections (drill nuggets) and you can simply go to the section of pressing need and read up all related posts.

Ebukasky:
pls i have a very good friend who is finding it very difficult to talk to a girl, he is too shy and if he have the chance to he don't know what to say.I don't know where to start to help

HARDDON:


HANDLING LUV AND BALLS

12. NEVER SWALLOW HER COMPLIMENTS/FUN JABS LIKE A DUCK:

Only average guys do that. Guys like us never THANK a lady for complimenting us nor go telling her she looks good too with a weak weary smile. Rather, that is the best time we switch into our elements.


She: hmmm, u look so handsome

Me: Yea I know! thatz why you love me so. pull her close and kiss her

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She: Hmmm, nice fragrance

ME: Dont even think about it, the last time you told me that, b4 i knew it, you were rape riding me!

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She: This your dab today, hmmmm, hope these girls wouldnt steal you from me as you go out?!

Me: I hope so too . (then burst out laughing.)
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She: I love your body built

Me: Yea? (pull her close and pick her up and swing her until she begs you to drop her, when she is panting, ask her: ' still like my body built?'

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She: Your palms are so soft

Me: Yet you go screaming when I spank them bo0ty on dogg7 right?

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She: I love your lips
Me: No, you aint getting any kiss this morning


see? we never swallow compliments. We swing them around.


SENSE PILL 125

Compliments are like snow balls, when she hits you with a lil ball of it, make sure you multiply by 5 and hit her back. Only duck sets their bum to swallow them and kill the fun

Hartheyroju:
Harddon and all other bosses in da house, pls help my matter. Dere is dis girl we don dey close(brotherzone level) since wen i dey small. We be neighbors then until i gained admission and we moved out. Late 2016 her mum invited me ova 2 dere house and behold, d girl don fine die. Prior to d time, we do talk occasionaly(plainly) on phone. Due to my naivety n ballessness, i made d stupid mistake of asking her out. She rejected wit d excuse of nt ready 4 any rltship. I hanged on n started actin clingy(callin n d rest) hopin she will yield. Pls, i need to step up my game wit dis girl n moved out of dis brotherzone tin. Btw, i visited her 3 times last year n got physical(no sex) once. We dont chat cos im offline, i do d callin and she sometimes ignore my calls.

Rubbiish:

Anything u do now will make u to appear clingy
So i will advise u forget about her...

Hartheyroju:
forget her! I dont think dat would be a good idea

Rubbiish:

Lol
I can see she has really done alot to your sense of reasoning
So why come here since u know the good idea?
I bet u have never for once pictured u may live without her
Thinking u can't live without a girl is the reason u all weak niggas hand over your balls to them
You don't wanna go through the pain of few weeks emotional stress & be a better person.
You wanna remain a slave to her?
You think we gonna tell u what u wanna hear here? No!
We will only tell u the truth...Someone who ignores your call, u asked her out & she said she is not interested, u still wanna go on running around her like a mad dog, because she is the only girl in Nigeria?
Because u don't have shame...
I sorry for u & feel for your parents...
B!tch ass nigga...

Hartheyroju:
forget her! I dont think dat would be a good idea

Rubbiish:

Lol
I can see she has really done alot to your sense of reasoning
So why come here since u know the good idea?
I bet u have never for once pictured u may live without her
Thinking u can't live without a girl is the reason u all weak niggas hand over your balls to them
You don't wanna go through the pain of few weeks emotional stress & be a better person.
You wanna remain a slave to her?
You think we gonna tell u what u wanna hear here? No!
We will only tell u the truth...Someone who ignores your call, u asked her out & she said she is not interested, u still wanna go on running around her like a mad dog, because she is the only girl in Nigeria?
Because u don't have shame...
I sorry for u & feel for your parents...
B!tch ass nigga...

snakebeat:

Forget about her is d best thing to do.
There is a guy somewhere nailing dat girl & u are here worrying urself.
Look on to other girls so u can get ur mind off her.
She doesn't deserve u.

derrick015:

Lol @Rubbiish dis too harsh but kinda true in some ways...
I have noticed dat u cannot play d kinda love story u c in movies real life... da bro has given her his mumu button so she can do him anyhow has she pleases. The only disaster here is after such a mistake d bro still become clingy to her. d best is to forget about her move on with ur life if she likes u. She will b d one begging or asking u out after a while n if nt. better look elsewhere there millions of ladies out there even more beautiful than she is.

Hartheyroju:
Thank u my bro, u dont know me but still av a good manner of approach. Not some, mannerless child that lack respect for his parent.

majormofor:



He only use harsh words to get it in...

Hartheyroju:
You must be a fool 4 dragging my parent into dis. Bitch ass nigga? I can see ur problem. I dont av ur time. Are we fightin b4, Did i mention u, dont ever qoute me again in ur life. Weyrey, oponu, alaye baje.

Rubbiish:

I never insulted your parents...I ve got no reason to do that...
I only sympathize with them birthing a weak guy like u
If at this single stage of your life, a girl who isn't your girlfriend can twist your brain in such manner that u no longer reason well & feel life is meaningless without her, what about when u get married to such lady...You will completely abandon your parents & those around u...Remember the northern guy who got killed by his wife by stabbing...It all started like this...

Always have the mindset to discard any lady that feel she is too important for u...They are not worth it...

Rubbiish:

I never insulted your parents...I ve got no reason to do that...
I only sympathize with them birthing a weak guy like u
If at this single stage of your life, a girl who isn't your girlfriend can twist your brain in such manner that u no longer reason well & feel life is meaningless without her, what about when u get married to such lady...You will completely abandon your parents & those around u...Remember the northern guy who got killed by his wife by stabbing...It all started like this...

Always have the mindset to discard any lady that feel she is too important for u...They are not worth it...

HARDDON:


@bolded, never answer a boring question straight up! Arrrrh! Do I need to come over other and whoop that into u?!

In fact, I expect u to think n tell us a beta, witty response to that.

Btw, a Gurl hiss n drop call? Red Flag.

U should have ignored her then( u might not hv done anything wrong gee!!!! She might just be testing u To see if u got a life of ur own now or u faking this new skills! Arrrh!
N one way to confirm that is u rushing to call back! U shldnt have ...that is how guys get friend zoned. Cos when she didn't pick, u wud expect u to keep dailing, selling ur self short n handing her ur balls!

N here u r already showing those signs of confusion that leads to desperation ! I have told u to go out there n meet other ladies!



U should have sent a msg: I heard u hiss n den dropped, R u having a painful flow or just angry @ Mtn for not allowing u hear my voice? Whatever it is, call me by 7pm when u gotten urself together .

Kingstel:
In church mid Dec last year, a lady told me I like your bag and I replied by saying "Don't like it too much Oooh!"

Since she didn't say anything further, I kept mute too.

This is in order, right?

DavidTheGeek:

Your reply was a turn off. It wasn't funny, it wasn't engaging and in fact it sounded like you were indirectly saying she could be a thief.

fayded:
Good day guys, thanks for ur advice all this time. Its really helped me. Its brought me so far, now I'm at the point, where I need to make a decision quick.
So, this girl I've been fucking for some time now. We had a lil ish and we stopped fucking and even talking. We went our separate ways, but now we re talking. She keeps claiming that she doesn't want a relationship but her actions are saying otherwise. She asks me about the girls I had sex with during d period we weren't talking, and she asks whether I enjoyed them, how many times we did it, whether I love any of them. She just kept on asking, and she was like"its just to clear my doubt".
Next thing she went on and said that all pussies are not the same, that you have a connection and passion with some, that you can never have with the rest. I replied her that from where I stand, all pussies are the same. She got angry and left.
And she keeps sending me this songs like perfect by ed sheeran, losing you by solange, only you by ric hassani.
I ask why and she is like, she likes them and I should listen to em. And if I post anything on WhatsApp, that is remotely related to love, she will ask, "who is this for? ".
All these things, she does, and she keeps saying she doesn't want a realtionship.
Magikalz
Davidthegeek
Harddon
Xavierblue

magikalz:


Everything you want is in your hands.

If you still want her, it's in your hands.

i don't know what else you want to hear.

The gal is clearly not over you and is still interested in you. Of course, she wants a relationship but whatever spirit or pride that is holding her won't allow her say it.

It all depends on you.

What do you want?

Answer the question then you can proceed with what you want.

NOTE: Stop pushing the obvious. Play it easy. Play along. Wetin you go lose?
You can keep f,,ucking her if you want or do whatever you like.

This one na easy picking.

fayded:


I wanna date her,
How do I remove d spirit of pride from her and make her accept the relationship

KingFalcon:
So I'm at a wedding ceremony and there are beautiful girls all over the place and I go around doing my thing, taking a few numbers and discarding those who failed to impress....But there was this one who was so keen on staring at me the whole time...sometimes so lost she doesn't see me waving...some other time smiling at me...Am not trying to be suggestive here buh I couldn't leave without as much as talking to her, so that's exactly what I did....we talked a little and I got to know a little about her....The ish right now is how to follow up...I haven't called since then and right now I have never been so lost on what to do with a fine bone....
HARDDON and other real niggies here, ur expert advises are needed now

KingFalcon:


HARDDON, how do you start a witty and funny convo with a girl especially one you would like to go sexual with... just need a few examples

How do you answer a boring question from a girl like
What's up?
How was ur day?
how are u doing?
how far?
just need a few examples I will modify thanks