BiafraBushBoy:




Oh!!! I feel so good that someone reminded this male as..shole his profession the moment he thought he could become someone else!!

Uccchhh!! I feel good mehn!

lezz:
I find it refreshing reading this from a girl. The idea of a girl-boy relationship being 100% platonic without sexual innuendos is, in itself, a friendship fraud.

Let’s cross over to the unnerving path:

Who are the guys having a girl as a good platonic friend?

* guys who have had their love requests expressly or subtly turned down, and the girl says, let’s just be friends”. So the guys tarries, hoping one day his true worth will be revealed to this girl and she will fall into his waiting dick/arms.

* guys who lack the courage to woo a girl directly without pretending to be concerned about the weather, or politics or music or movies. These shy cowards get shuffled naturally into the friend list when all the while, they are nursing a romantic relationship

* guys who don’t take no for an answer. They hang around, tease their targets with gifts, money and attention while the girl introduces them to her buddies as just a “nice friend “.

Scientifically, research has proven men are more apt to go to bed with their female friends than the other way round.

At the risk of sounding bias, men are wired to believe that if a woman enjoys his company, jokes, and time, naturally she wouldn’t mind sleeping with him.

Quite a considerable figure of rape indicates the victims were well known to their male assailants.

There are few—bordering on non-existent —men who would refuse the chance to sleep with their female friends. That’s just the blunt unpalatable truth.

Stepping on the daring path now; I dare any male who has had a close female non-romantic friend to deny never having —in brief moments— imagine what it’d feel like sleeping with her.

Lastly, only women are truly biologically and emotionally capable of being close platonic friends with males. There’s a tiny gap for exemptions but I worry the number isn’t enough to rule out generalizations.

There’s just something organically unsettling in males preventing a platonic relation completely devoid of the thought of sex.

baddooski:
hello sweet, howdy?

makydebbie:
Lmao, you're still a teenager so sometimes I pardon your ignorance, I really do.


Just go and lick some ass and you'll be fine. Alpha male on nl doesn't fit you, asslicking is your birthright. Like peak, it's in you.

Martin0:



Sorry am still an asslicker! It has not change!

U sound deluded!

Or don't tell me you still on nappies

makydebbie:
See this alpha male wannabe. Sorry it's not going to work you're already known for your renowned ass licking. And it suits you, go lick some ass and you'll be fine.

Martin0:



How are my sure you are not confused or. lugubrious well isn't my life my business

This juveniles!

zainmaxwell:
there is something new new Year same old shiit

nezzar:

stop smiling....when talking to all these secondary school leavers

Just be frank telling dem ur mind....dem no be ur babe or ur guardian

Martin0:



U see what u ve done

richythePH:



lmfao


victor you dey teach martin how to break out from the stronghold and shakles of asslicking abi

nezzar:
Hmmmm.....Just try and change

Martin0:


You are still not making some sence

You keep repeating same words or is that what you know?

What tha fuvck!

I now believe you still on nappies!

Your comment are abyssopelagic!


You need to start growing up,common run down and change ur nappies

Then get back to me when u are ready to talk sence

Sugar97:


Stop looking for trouble

nezzar:
Hmmmm.....Just try and change

nezzar:
Hmmmm.....Just try and change

BOOMnaija:
I'd rather turn gay than date or marry any Nigerian lady.

Kimcutie:
Sorry for jumping on your mentions unsolicited.

In this sense "Most" means at least 90% of guys, which is generalising because 10% is nothing. If she said "Some" we would have considered.

mhisbliss:
1. they become your enemy when you reject their advances and you suddenly become ugly, some take it as far as harassing and raining obscenities on you.

2. They get intimidated and insecure when you make more money than them, but treat you like a dependent gold digger if you make less or nothing at all.

3. B!tch whenever they spend peanuts on you, and act like they're doing you a favour, you're the one who flaunted your money and offered to spend it on me, should I pay for a date you asked me on? Those who would say my dad doesn't own a rangerover so I shouldn't want a guy who owns one, I'm trying to live more comfortable than my dad, it'll be foolish to seek such lifestyle with a man who's lesser than my dad, common sense.

4. They always ask for your number after every conversation, even harmless ones that has casual written all over it, so they can pester your life.

5. Expect you to always reciprocate their advances or end up coercing and pestering you until you agree, because you asked me out I should just say yes, I might be into someone else, I might be in a relationship, I might not be ready for a relationship, or I simply don't like you, my feeling doesn't have a switch that I can turn it on or off whenever I want.

6. They're always nice for a reason, even when they don't ask for payback outrightly, they'll sure ask for it later on.

7. They mistake every gesture as a greenlight, you smile that's a greenlight, you wave its a greenlight, you reply messages its a greenlight, you don't, you're a proud mannerless snub

8. Give them a mile, they take two, visit them at home, its a go ahead to take it to second base, resist, and you might end up getting raped.

9. Lie amongst themselves that they've dated and even slept with you just to feel fly as they get cheers

10. Assume you're sleeping around as long as it aint them you're sleeping with

11. Take back everything they got you when it was all lovey dovey when things go wrong

12. Get on their bad side and things you did in private is online for everyone, anything just to slut shame you, some even go as far as blackmail, how lowly.

14. kiss and tell

15. seeing girls as intimacy gadgets

16. Using marriage promises to keep her inline, if you know you have no intention of putting the ring(branded handcuff) on it, let her go without wasting her time, its not an achievement or a do or die affair.

17. One lover at a time please, have conscience or grow one.

18. Don't classify all girls as slayqueens, I doubt you even know what it means.

Martin0:


Damm!

Bullshiitt!

Change?
Change to what,or from what to what?

This advice are abyssopelagic to me!

nezzar:

stop smiling....when talking to all these secondary school leavers

Just be frank telling dem ur mind....dem no be ur babe or ur guardian

Horlohlah:
After the year,nothing else. Same old beef,same old Diss... The section is emotionally draining,lol

Martin0:


You are still not making some sence

You keep repeating same words or is that what you know?

What tha fuvck!

I now believe you still on nappies!

Your comment are abyssopelagic!


You need to start growing up,common run down and change ur nappies

Then get back to me when u are ready to talk sence

Sugar97:


I know some pizzas are plain but like I said, they don't taste as nice, in my opinion

Sugar level? don't worry, I know better than to take too much of it

Sharwama doesn't taste great? ure not the first guy to tell me this and u know, i'm beginning to think that the more testosterone in a person's system, the less their abilty to enjoy sharwama

mhisbliss:
1. they become your enemy when you reject their advances and you suddenly become ugly, some take it as far as harassing and raining obscenities on you.

2. They get intimidated and insecure when you make more money than them, but treat you like a dependent gold digger if you make less or nothing at all.

3. B!tch whenever they spend peanuts on you, and act like they're doing you a favour, you're the one who flaunted your money and offered to spend it on me, should I pay for a date you asked me on? Those who would say my dad doesn't own a rangerover so I shouldn't want a guy who owns one, I'm trying to live more comfortable than my dad, it'll be foolish to seek such lifestyle with a man who's lesser than my dad, common sense.

4. They always ask for your number after every conversation, even harmless ones that has casual written all over it, so they can pester your life.

5. Expect you to always reciprocate their advances or end up coercing and pestering you until you agree, because you asked me out I should just say yes, I might be into someone else, I might be in a relationship, I might not be ready for a relationship, or I simply don't like you, my feeling doesn't have a switch that I can turn it on or off whenever I want.

6. They're always nice for a reason, even when they don't ask for payback outrightly, they'll sure ask for it later on.

7. They mistake every gesture as a greenlight, you smile that's a greenlight, you wave its a greenlight, you reply messages its a greenlight, you don't, you're a proud mannerless snub

8. Give them a mile, they take two, visit them at home, its a go ahead to take it to second base, resist, and you might end up getting raped.

9. Lie amongst themselves that they've dated and even slept with you just to feel fly as they get cheers

10. Assume you're sleeping around as long as it aint them you're sleeping with

11. Take back everything they got you when it was all lovey dovey when things go wrong

12. Get on their bad side and things you did in private is online for everyone, anything just to slut shame you, some even go as far as blackmail, how lowly.

14. kiss and tell

15. seeing girls as intimacy gadgets

16. Using marriage promises to keep her inline, if you know you have no intention of putting the ring(branded handcuff) on it, let her go without wasting her time, its not an achievement or a do or die affair.

17. One lover at a time please, have conscience or grow one.

18. Don't classify all girls as slayqueens, I doubt you even know what it means.

zainmaxwell:
martin0 u see ur life

BiafraBushBoy:


You just entered human anatomy and got me lost.

What is testosterone and what's its relationship with sharwama. Lol...

You a biologist?

kimbraa:
Be that as it may, she ended up speaking the truth 'cause 1 out of 10 guys is actually reasonable.

Martin0:


Na a for u ooo
Wetin happen again

zainmaxwell:
the mater Don dey taya me fah just watch tomorrow you go see counter thread