Good morning all,
I am having food aversion. Nothing tastes good in my mouth. I plan to switch to yoghurt so as not to go hungry. Is yoghurt not safe? I saw a no yoghurt and milk some pages back but I didn't know how the discussion started. Please throw more light.
I am weak, either fever and catarh joined yesterday.

curvilicious:


You neva give us BS O
Plz rememeber to CC me
Thanks

I will mama John vigilante is real

Cappo sorry for the pcv issue. What I suggest that has worked for me and some people i know is eating one boiled egg everyday.

I will advise you try it.

Cc: nnekaike

mumsgirl27:


Thank u so much ma for d upliftment...
Even my Doc was surprise with d sudden drop
From 35% to 27% within 2weeks
Am just worried but I know God gat us.
This ur dinner is sumptuous o
oya send some my way

JDQueen:
Thanks ma,

BS: went in yesterday as the appointment date as been initially picked and the CS was done.

lol

mumsgirl27:


Thank u so much ma for d upliftment...
Even my Doc was surprise with d sudden drop
From 35% to 27% within 2weeks
Am just worried but I know God gat us.
This ur dinner is sumptuous o
oya send some my way

When I had issues with my pcv at 33weeks my doc advice I start taking fresh ugwu everyday, I asked if I can mix it with malt and he said yes. Since then have been taking ugwu together with malt everyday and if I can't make the ugwu I will go for malt and milk, last time I checked my pcv 3weeks ago it was 32% from 26% I will do another one today or tomorrow.

GenyEbere:
how are you all doing long time. Amhappy my birthday mate how is you lol

I'm fine dear. Happy new year. How are you,your family and our cutie?

Thanks to everyone who has wished us well, i truly appreciate, BS coming soon, its pretty boring or straight forward but i'll still drop it regardless. Love you all

I really appreciate everyone that congratulated me.
May God perfect all that concerns you. To be sincere it has not been easy with this cs. Mothers are wonderful. Only an insane one will leave hers to suffer.. So much sacrifice. May God bless all Mothers

Cappo I greet ooo Happy new year teamies, I thought i am the only person that has not started shopping hahahaha please where is the best place to shop Lagos Island or Tradefair I will try and start before the end of this month shaa

ElmaSpeed:
Beautiful moms of Team March 2018.
It's 8 weeks to our season.


curve....... edd march 1( )
kekeakinwale.... edd march 1( )
Happychildlove...... edd march 1(It's a prince)
Soonest..........edd march 3( )
Elmaspeed.........EDD mar 9 (not a clue)
Showerses..........edd mar 9/14 ( )

Potential porters club, i hope we are rounding up the shopping.

youngmommypat...... Edd mar 10( )
Nifes ................EDD mar 11 ( )
Deboniar............edd mar 11 ( )
Fexcathy.............edd mar 13 (it's a prince)
Aneeks...........edd march 15 ( )
Maggiespecial.......EDD march 16 ( )
angelys.................Edd march 16 ( )
nnekaike............edd march 16( )
Tripletmom.......EDD march 22 (it's a princess)
Temmy2103........edd march 23 ( )
piragirl........edd march 26 (it's a prince)
giftdiddy......... edd march 28 (It's a princess)
Beautyuche..........EDD march 29 ( )
Tunis24..............Edd march 29 ( )
Epudome............edd march 29 ( )
kokozain (wife)......edd march 29 ( )
Eniafelamo............edd march 31 ( )
Fruitbae

Hello Moms,

Please do we have anyone in the house who have used Gbaja General Hospital Surulere recently? I delivered my son there in 2012 but need to be sure they are still maintaining the standard as I am planning to register there. Idea on the registration fee and registration day will also be appreciated.

Thank you

So I've been seeing some talks about pcv here. Last two weeks, my pcv was at 27% and the doc said i should increase my intake of fruits and veggies. Maybe coz he didnt make it sound like its really low..so i wasn't exactly bothered and i didnt think about it or do much about it.

Please my question is what is the effect of low pcv at childbirth. (Pardon my ignorance). Thanks in advance mams

booqee:
So I've been seeing some talks about pcv here. Last two weeks, my pcv was at 27% and the doc said i should increase my intake of fruits and veggies. Maybe coz he didnt make it sound like its really low..so i wasn't exactly bothered and i didnt think about it or do much about it.

Please my question is what is the effect of low pcv at childbirth. (Pardon my ignorance). Thanks in advance mams

My doctor said it has to be at least 37% and above,to avoid low birth weight,premature birth,loss of the mother or child and blood transfusion.I don't know again sef.

Good Afternoon,

I need your attention all the sabi mums, please what diaper can I buy for a newborn baby, please add the price to it. What cream, soap and powder can I use as welI? Pardon my naivety, I am a FTM.

booqee:
So I've been seeing some talks about pcv here. Last two weeks, my pcv was at 27% and the doc said i should increase my intake of fruits and veggies. Maybe coz he didnt make it sound like its really low..so i wasn't exactly bothered and i didnt think about it or do much about it.

Please my question is what is the effect of low pcv at childbirth. (Pardon my ignorance). Thanks in advance mams

Number one is death of the woman! weda vaginal or cs birth a woman losses lots of blood. its best to have a body full of blood b4 delivry so the lost blood wont matter much and cause irreversable damage.
please try your best to boost your levels b4 due date, garden egg leaf, ugu juice(without milk) are few of the ways to boost it.

Also eating steamed veggis like @soonest posted is very helpful! it can be a combo of ugu,waterleaf, scent leaf and efo! add fresh/dried fish, crayfish,shrimps and take with rice/yam or swallow or just on its own.

Its prayer Monday, let us pray

In Jesus Name, in the mighty name of Jesus, daddy we acknowledge you for who you are and what you do for us. We thank you for the gift of life and the numerous ways you show yourself to us as a faithful father, we do not take for granted your protection,provisions, love and everything that you have blessed us with that makes life worth living, please accept our thanks and praises In Jesus Name.

Dear lord, we know we are sinners, as we come to your throne of grace to ask for the forgiveness of all our sins. In anyway that we have fallen short of your glory,in our thoughts words and deeds we pray that you forgive US all our sins, blot out our transgressions and write our names in the book of life. we pray for the grace to sin no more, please lord, release unto us In Jesus mighty name.

Daddy, we pray for all our babies that your protection will be evident upon their lives, no weapon fashioned against them shall prosper in Jesus Name. We pray that you perfect all that has to do with their growth, formation and development. They shall not be sickly,diseased or deformed in Jesus Name. Every organ of their bodies shall function perfectly well.
We pray that their shall be no loss of the father,mother or our babies in Jesus Name. There shall be no still birth,miscarriage, premature loss of water or rupture of the placenta. We shall all carry to term with father,mother and baby alive with abundant wealth to take care of ourselves and five the children the best.
On the day of our delivery oh lord, please make it easy for us.Direct the Drs, Nurses, attendants,cleaners,lab people and everyone present to administer the best care that suits us In Jesus Name.There shall be no error of any kind in Jesus Name.

We pray for all that have given birth that you continue to take care of the babies and make them everlasting source of joy to their parents.
We also pray for our TTC sisters that you give answer to their prayers speedily in Jesus Name.

We declare this week open in the name of the father,Son and the Holy Spirit in Jesus Name. Please direct our path oh lord, we shall not fall victim of circumstance, no weapon fashioned against us shall prosper.Bless our homes,careers,businesses,husbands/wives and let all be well with us In Jesus mighty name.

Thank you Jesus for answering all our prayers, in Jesus Unfailingly name we have prayed Amen.

mamatwiny:
Good morning all,
I am having food aversion. Nothing tastes good in my mouth. I plan to switch to yoghurt so as not to go hungry. Is yoghurt not safe? I saw a no yoghurt and milk some pages back but I didn't know how the discussion started. Please throw more light.
I am weak, either fever and catarh joined yesterday.

Yoghurt and milk is good but try and ignore the bland taste of food and just eat for the welbeing of your baby.

booqee:
So I've been seeing some talks about pcv here. Last two weeks, my pcv was at 27% and the doc said i should increase my intake of fruits and veggies. Maybe coz he didnt make it sound like its really low..so i wasn't exactly bothered and i didnt think about it or do much about it.

Please my question is what is the effect of low pcv at childbirth. (Pardon my ignorance). Thanks in advance mams

27% is quite low, you can follow all the advise given above to boost it,then you can include iron supplement. A mama even said 37% is the standard and see me here thinking its 30%. May God see us through. We are almost there.

wowdiva:
Good Afternoon,

I need your attention all the sabi mums, please what diaper can I buy for a newborn baby, please add the price to it. What cream, soap and powder can I use as welI? Pardon my naivety, I am a FTM.

Depends on your purse.

For diapers, molfix, Huggies, pampers but i prefer tova. With 1900, you can get a pack of 40 or so.

Powder isn't needed for newborn unless rashes and I recommend agnesia.

Cream,soap... Cussons(gift pack is about 1500 or so with lotion, soap, powder,sponge, oil, comb self) , boots, sebamed etc but i recommend aveeno products.

JDQueen:


Cappo leave that one ohhh,

No dialet food wey I no dey chop ooo

I be all rounder when it comes to food

I know your type!
Chopper!

booqee:
So I've been seeing some talks about pcv here. Last two weeks, my pcv was at 27% and the doc said i should increase my intake of fruits and veggies. Maybe coz he didnt make it sound like its really low..so i wasn't exactly bothered and i didnt think about it or do much about it.

Please my question is what is the effect of low pcv at childbirth. (Pardon my ignorance). Thanks in advance mams

Mine was 30% at some point my doc said 30% is the benchmark so i started using blood capsules.
Its necessary during childbirth incase of bleeding.

hotmomma:


Depends on your purse.

For diapers, molfix, Huggies, pampers but i prefer tova. With 1900, you can get a pack of 40 or so.

Powder isn't needed for newborn unless rashes and I recommend agnesia.

Cream,soap... Cussons(gift pack is about 1500 or so with lotion, soap, powder,sponge, oil, comb self) , boots, sebamed etc but i recommend aveeno products.

Thanks Hot momma, I live in Lagos, and on a tight budget. I will add Tova and agnesia to my shopping list. I know someone who uses sebamed for her daughter, from infancy to almost 2 years, her daughters skin is so spotless and silky. but the issue with Sebamed according to her is availability. Will look into aveeno products

namely:
I recommend any A-list diaper for the first 3months if price is not an issue or any one if you are cutting cost.

Cost of the diaper depends on your location.

My baby uses CHICCO again your location and exchange rate will dictate cost.

Powder was used from 6month of age and it was CHICCO.

Thanks Namely, Which of their body products did you use aside the powder?
I stay in Lagos.

rollykotex:

27% is quite low, you can follow all the advise given above to boost it,then you can include iron supplement. A mama even said 37% is the standard and see me here thinking its 30%. May God see us through. We are almost there.

You are right! 30% is the benchmark

wowdiva:


Thanks Nam.ely, Which of their body products did you use aside the powder?
I stay in Lagos.

lotion,body wash, massage oil, detangling shampoo o

B.S.

On Tuesday morning last week, at exactly 4am I started to feel the same way i feel when ever am expecting AF. And it was coming on and off. Not exactly painful at that point....but it certainly felt like sth was happening down there. I was excited considering the fact that i had passed my EDD and hubs and I had even started quarelling as if its my fault the baby wasnt out yet. Infact he had to take me to another lab. According to him "we must know the exact date. Lets use another scan" As if its the work of man!
Of course i didnt complain, i obediently followed. Scan showed a more extended EDD . Na so the man just vex. Me i didnt even bother.

So...that Tuesday morning i was having this on and off cramps. Thankfully it was my antenatal day too. So i went to the clinic. While at the clinic, d pains gradually increased and everytime it came oh dear it felt like i wldnt survive the next minute. So it was my turn to see the doctor and i told him abt it...he jus smiled and said, if i see labour pain i will run.
Oh how bad i felt! With all that pains....i wasnt taken seriously. Two hours later the pains subsided and i felt better only for it to return in the evening wen hubs and i were trying to resolve the 'baby" quarrel and we made up our minds to leave things to God.
Right there in the car...the cramps wld come and go and d pains wld increase. He asked if we shd go to the hosp but i doubted it was the real thing so i asked that we go home instead.

My darlings, 10pm and i cudnt even sit or do anything. D cramps intensified. We had to rush to the hospital.
We got there i was checked and the doc said 1cm....ok wld u stay or go home.
We ll go home, i responded.
Dear mothers, that night was the longest and toughest night of my entire life. At a point i had to start walking all over the house, naked.
I became temporarily mad. If i sat down...it felt terribly painful. Lying down was worse. D only thing that helped was walking around. All i cud do was scream Jesus everytime d contractions came.
I kept looking at the time. 12am, 1pm, chai as soon as its 4am i was going back to the hospital.
Hmmm., 4am took forever to come. Even then...i decided to wait till 5. Took my bath and started pacing the floor again. Woke hubs and by 6 we were at the hospital.

Thinking the pains thru the night was bad enough....i knew delivery shdnt take more than an hour. But...for wia!
Hmmm.....i got checked again o. 3cm. Oh God! Why now.
Then i was taken to the ward and all. That was wen i knew life had two sides to it. I screamed, wailed and shouted. From time to time the midewives wld come and say...madam better save ur energy bks u never reach anywhere o. Chai! The pains became worse. 11am another doc came to checm 6cm.
By this time ehn, i was going crazy. I held the doctors jean very tight, he had to run for his life. D pole that carried my drrip....oh how hard i tried to break it into two. Yet it didnt break. I desperately wanted to hurt someone or spoil sth like it wld take d pains away.

Labour pain is no respecter of persons o!
So i continued screaming and all. And then i started to feel like i wanted to poo. I begged the nurses....they said it wasnt poo. Oh u shd av seen how i practically begged everyone around to pls help me. Help me beg the midwives to help me.
Some of them even laughed and they kept asking is this ur first time.

An hour later, i was taken to the labour room. By then i knew i was going to die. I kept doing the breathing exercise...which really helped. But at some point...even d strength to breathe was no longer there. So i started to cry. D midwives were still busy arranging thier things when i screamed that i wanted to poo and i cudnt hold it anymore. One of them smiled and said. Dont push, it ur baby
Admist all that pain, she said wow ur baby is so hairy. How annyoing that statement sounded at that moment.

Infact i didnt want any baby again. On that delivery table...i hated myself for allowing my husband get me pregnant. I hated him more than anything then. I kept abusing him and the midwives wld beg me to stop. Later wen he came to d labour room where he stayed tru out, i dragged his shirt. Of course i was going to tear it apart.

At some point i said....pls let me tear ur shirt, u ll wear another one. Chai! They all bursted into laughter.
Shortly after, d urge to push became too strong i cudnt control it. So thr midwives showed me how to fold my legs hold them with my hands and then pushed.
I tried the first time without the contraction......d pains increased. It felt like a big log of wood had been placed btw my anus or jajaina..i dont even know.

Next contraction i pushed with all my strength and out came my prince charming, crying his lungs out. He was placed on me for a while before taken away. I looked around to find my husband kneeling on the floor thanking God, almsot in tears. Foolish man, i told myself Truth be told, even after the placenta came out, if anyone had asked if cud go thru that experience again...i wld land a hot slap on his face before responding.

My dear, anybody wey no respect God, enter labour room come out must change and no say God dey!
Labours is such a beautiful and wonderful experience. And ryt now, if u ask me, I wld certainly do this again when it is time..
Meanwhile....my own kpekus drive increased after birth. Like am i even normal . Hubs be looking sexier than ever.
I ll let some time pass. If hubs doesnt come forward...i ll av no choice than to adopt Beydew method.


B.A. and B.S submitted!

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This is will allow me to have a special private discussion with all respective subjects as necessary.
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At first I thought it was good rendering out this service on phone call,it came so late that conversation through any of these messengers was alright. And using the whatapps messenger has proved it worth. Please in order to start,I would prefer;

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ii) You may also state clearly what service you really require from me
iii) if you don't feel like calling,you may also send it through by normal text messages
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v) Make transfer of service charges and confirm on my end if I have been credited.
vi) You may start conversing with me on whatapps or if you don't mind tell me when you want the consultation.

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In addition to the former,I want everyone us to:
1) draw the attention of every person here in case a fraud is sensed.
2) copy the vital part of this post as it may not always be pasted.
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Good evening all

All,
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I hereby refer you to my signpost on how to start with all things being equal.

In addition to this,my whatapps line still remains on the 9mobile number. It is 08176371308.


Thanks for your understanding.

rollykotex:
Its prayer Monday, let us pray

In Jesus Name, in the mighty name of Jesus, daddy we acknowledge you for who you are and what you do for us. We thank you for the gift of life and the numerous ways you show yourself to us as a faithful father, we do not take for granted your protection,provisions, love and everything that you have blessed us with that makes life worth living, please accept our thanks and praises In Jesus Name.

Dear lord, we know we are sinners, as we come to your throne of grace to ask for the forgiveness of all our sins. In anyway that we have fallen short of your glory,in our thoughts words and deeds we pray that you forgive US all our sins, blot out our transgressions and write our names in the book of life. we pray for the grace to sin no more, please lord, release unto us In Jesus mighty name.

Daddy, we pray for all our babies that your protection will be evident upon their lives, no weapon fashioned against them shall prosper in Jesus Name. We pray that you perfect all that has to do with their growth, formation and development. They shall not be sickly,diseased or deformed in Jesus Name. Every organ of their bodies shall function perfectly well.
We pray that their shall be no loss of the father,mother or our babies in Jesus Name. There shall be no still birth,miscarriage, premature loss of water or rupture of the placenta. We shall all carry to term with father,mother and baby alive with abundant wealth to take care of ourselves and five the children the best.
On the day of our delivery oh lord, please make it easy for us.Direct the Drs, Nurses, attendants,cleaners,lab people and everyone present to administer the best care that suits us In Jesus Name.There shall be no error of any kind in Jesus Name.

We pray for all that have given birth that you continue to take care of the babies and make them everlasting source of joy to their parents.
We also pray for our TTC sisters that you give answer to their prayers speedily in Jesus Name.

We declare this week open in the name of the father,Son and the Holy Spirit in Jesus Name. Please direct our path oh lord, we shall not fall victim of circumstance, no weapon fashioned against us shall prosper.Bless our homes,careers,businesses,husbands/wives and let all be well with us In Jesus mighty name.

Thank you Jesus for answering all our prayers, in Jesus Unfailingly name we pray

Amen in Jesus Name

beautifulrosa:
B.S.

Dear mothers, that night was the longest and toughest night of my entire life. At a point i had to start walking all over the house, naked.
I became temporarily mad. If i sat down...it felt terribly painful. Lying down was worse. D only thing that helped was walking around. All i cud do was scream Jesus everytime d contractions came.
I kept looking at the time. 12am, 1pm, chai as soon as its 4am i was going back to the hospital.
Hmmm., 4am took forever to come. Even then...i decided to wait till 5. Took my bath and started pacing the floor again. Woke hubs and by 6 we were at the hospital.

Thinking the pains thru the night was bad enough....i knew delivery shdnt take more than an hour. But...for wia!
Hmmm.....i got checked again o. 3cm. Oh God! Why now.
Then i was taken to the ward and all. That was wen i knew life had two sides to it. I screamed, wailed and shouted. From time to time the midewives wld come and say...madam better save ur energy bks u never reach anywhere o. Chai! The pains became worse. 11am another doc came to checm 6cm.
By this time ehn, i was going crazy. I held the doctors jean very tight, he had to run for his life. D pole that carried my drrip....oh how hard i tried to break it into two. Yet it didnt break. I desperately wanted to hurt someone or spoil sth like it wld take d pains away.

Labour pain is no respecter of persons o!
So i continued screaming and all. And then i started to feel like i wanted to poo. I begged the nurses....they said it wasnt poo. Oh u shd av seen how i practically begged everyone around to pls help me. Help me beg the midwives to help me.
Some of them even laughed and they kept asking is this ur first time.

An hour later, i was taken to the labour room. By then i knew i was going to die. I kept doing the breathing exercise...which really helped. But at some point...even d strength to breathe was no longer there. So i started to cry. D midwives were still busy arranging thier things when i screamed that i wanted to poo and i cudnt hold it anymore. One of them smiled and said. Dont push, it ur baby
Admist all that pain, she said wow ur baby is so hairy. How annyoing that statement sounded at that moment.

Infact i didnt want any baby again. On that delivery table...i hated myself for allowing my husband get me pregnant. I hated him more than anything then. I kept abusing him and the midwives wld beg me to stop. Later wen he came to d labour room where he stayed tru out, i dragged his shirt. Of course i was going to tear it apart.

At some point i said....pls let me tear ur shirt, u ll wear another one. Chai! They all bursted into laughter.
Shortly after, d urge to push became too strong i cudnt control it. So thr midwives showed me how to fold my legs hold them with my hands and then pushed.
I tried the first time without the contraction......d pains increased. It felt like a big log of wood had been placed btw my anus or jajaina..i dont even know.

Next contraction i pushed with all my strength and out came my prince charming, crying his lungs out. He was placed on me for a while before taken away. I looked around to find my husband kneeling on the floor thanking God, almsot in tears. Foolish man, i told myself Truth be told, even after the placenta came out, if anyone had asked if cud go thru that experience again...i wld land a hot slap on his face before responding.

My dear, anybody wey no respect God, enter labour room come out must change and no say God dey!
Labours is such a beautiful and wonderful experience. And ryt now, if u ask me, I wld certainly do this again when it is time..

Wow! Thank God for seeing you through.
This your BS is making me remember the details of laboir pains and my mind is cutting and 'afraid' is catching me.. Chai! To bear that pain again!! God pls look kindly on all pregnant women here, that our labour will be easy and bearable. Amen

beautifulrosa:
B.S.

On Tuesday morning last week, at exactly 4am I started to feel the same way i feel when ever am expecting AF. And it was coming on and off. Not exactly painful at that point....but it certainly felt like sth was happening down there. I was excited considering the fact that i had passed my EDD and hubs and I had even started quarelling as if its my fault the baby wasnt out yet. Infact he had to take me to another lab. According to him "we must know the exact date. Lets use another scan" As if its the work of man!
Of course i didnt complain, i obediently followed. Scan showed a more extended EDD . Na so the man just vex. Me i didnt even bother.

So...that Tuesday morning i was having this on and off cramps. Thankfully it was my antenatal day too. So i went to the clinic. While at the clinic, d pains gradually increased and everytime it came oh dear it felt like i wldnt survive the next minute. So it was my turn to see the doctor and i told him abt it...he jus smiled and said, if i see labour pain i will run.
Oh how bad i felt! With all that pains....i wasnt taken seriously. Two hours later the pains subsided and i felt better only for it to return in the evening wen hubs and i were trying to resolve the 'baby" quarrel and we made up our minds to leave things to God.
Right there in the car...the cramps wld come and go and d pains wld increase. He asked if we shd go to the hosp but i doubted it was the real thing so i asked that we go home instead.

My darlings, 10pm and i cudnt even sit or do anything. D cramps intensified. We had to rush to the hospital.
We got there i was checked and the doc said 1cm....ok wld u stay or go home.
We ll go home, i responded.
Dear mothers, that night was the longest and toughest night of my entire life. At a point i had to start walking all over the house, naked.
I became temporarily mad. If i sat down...it felt terribly painful. Lying down was worse. D only thing that helped was walking around. All i cud do was scream Jesus everytime d contractions came.
I kept looking at the time. 12am, 1pm, chai as soon as its 4am i was going back to the hospital.
Hmmm., 4am took forever to come. Even then...i decided to wait till 5. Took my bath and started pacing the floor again. Woke hubs and by 6 we were at the hospital.

Thinking the pains thru the night was bad enough....i knew delivery shdnt take more than an hour. But...for wia!
Hmmm.....i got checked again o. 3cm. Oh God! Why now.
Then i was taken to the ward and all. That was wen i knew life had two sides to it. I screamed, wailed and shouted. From time to time the midewives wld come and say...madam better save ur energy bks u never reach anywhere o. Chai! The pains became worse. 11am another doc came to checm 6cm.
By this time ehn, i was going crazy. I held the doctors jean very tight, he had to run for his life. D pole that carried my drrip....oh how hard i tried to break it into two. Yet it didnt break. I desperately wanted to hurt someone or spoil sth like it wld take d pains away.

Labour pain is no respecter of persons o!
So i continued screaming and all. And then i started to feel like i wanted to poo. I begged the nurses....they said it wasnt poo. Oh u shd av seen how i practically begged everyone around to pls help me. Help me beg the midwives to help me.
Some of them even laughed and they kept asking is this ur first time.

An hour later, i was taken to the labour room. By then i knew i was going to die. I kept doing the breathing exercise...which really helped. But at some point...even d strength to breathe was no longer there. So i started to cry. D midwives were still busy arranging thier things when i screamed that i wanted to poo and i cudnt hold it anymore. One of them smiled and said. Dont push, it ur baby
Admist all that pain, she said wow ur baby is so hairy. How annyoing that statement sounded at that moment.

Infact i didnt want any baby again. On that delivery table...i hated myself for allowing my husband get me pregnant. I hated him more than anything then. I kept abusing him and the midwives wld beg me to stop. Later wen he came to d labour room where he stayed tru out, i dragged his shirt. Of course i was going to tear it apart.

At some point i said....pls let me tear ur shirt, u ll wear another one. Chai! They all bursted into laughter.
Shortly after, d urge to push became too strong i cudnt control it. So thr midwives showed me how to fold my legs hold them with my hands and then pushed.
I tried the first time without the contraction......d pains increased. It felt like a big log of wood had been placed btw my anus or jajaina..i dont even know.

Next contraction i pushed with all my strength and out came my prince charming, crying his lungs out. He was placed on me for a while before taken away. I looked around to find my husband kneeling on the floor thanking God, almsot in tears. Foolish man, i told myself Truth be told, even after the placenta came out, if anyone had asked if cud go thru that experience again...i wld land a hot slap on his face before responding.

My dear, anybody wey no respect God, enter labour room come out must change and no say God dey!
Labours is such a beautiful and wonderful experience. And ryt now, if u ask me, I wld certainly do this again when it is time..
Meanwhile....my own kpekus drive increased after birth. Like am i even normal . Hubs be looking sexier than ever.
I ll let some time pass. If hubs doesnt come forward...i ll av no choice than to adopt Beydew method.


B.A. and B.S submitted!

Mehn........ dis ur BS can scare d hell out of somebori. But all day same na sweet experience . Congrats dearie may God watch over ur LO.

Hahhahaha, beautifulrosa, I laughed all thru your description. Congrats dear, labour truly is no respecter of any female. Kisses to you baby.

Yorubawoman, congrats on your delivery. God bless you and yours...