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Elnino4ladies:



Lol What are you wearing?

Lol

HeyCorleone:
Lol.

Let them say whatever. Without these "Hot" guys a good number of these females would be worthless. As in utterly useless. Their only usefulness now is to give a guy sex or head for Shawarma or that sort. Imagine if there was no guy. See hunger.

Did you also imagine if they were no females?.

bodyonchecheche:
Lol

LMAO You don't want to answer right?

Jaytecq:

amen..... Fire!!!

Lol

So What'sYour Bride Price?

bodyonchecheche:
Lol I always know what's up when I see 'what are you wearing?'

Gbam! She nail it!

And they our girls open their legs nko, to even monkey

pocohantas:


https://www.nairaland.com/4067954/how-girls-act-when-want

See the female version, created by our own tosyne.2much. No girl jumped on FTC to call anyone worthless. It was all fun...
Once again, calm down, no be fight.

Names calling is what gives them more likes. Meanwhile, the only thing he's worth to a girl is his dick.

Elnino4ladies:



LMAO You don't want to answer right?

Lmao clothes

castrokins:
So What'sYour Bride Price?

5 Naira

It's not actually funny.. How's missing a female a perverse something? Or requesting a video call? They should all chill jare,not funny.

kimbraa:
Did you also imagine if they were no females?.

Oh so many times I've done that. Didn't see anything wrong.

You're not more than your sex organ to the boy or boys you're friending. So you can imagine how utterly useless you are. But they're useful to you. All those times you was broke.

make I dy observe as I kn get experience........ Virgin4life

pocohantas:


We know girls would be hungry if guys stop being hornie. But the topic is on things guys say when they're hornie. Add yours and spice up the thread...no be fight, you hear?

if babes comment now, una go still run come call am olosho.

Make I just dey look...

When I'm h*rny,I always say it...there is no need to start beating around the bush.


Me:sweetheart,I'm h*rny..I wish you are beside me,I just want to suck your b**bs.

Babe:really?

Me:why I go dey joke na,I'm a human biko...

HeyCorleone:


Good thing you had to quote me for your useless comment.
Do attach it anytime you feel the need.
Shalom.

L did a lady break your heart because of sharwama?

kimbraa:
Did you also imagine if they were no females?.

no wahala. Guys will just drink beer and watch football

LoRdCaT:
L did a lady break your heart because of sharwama?

Lmao.. My guy..

At alls o. But you know what I'm talking about na.

Hor*y I want to cum over

HeyCorleone:


Oh so many times I've done that. Didn't see anything wrong.

You're not more than your sex organ to the boy or boys you're friending. So you can imagine how utterly useless you are. But they're useful to you. All those times you was broke.

The only thing you've got to offer is your male sex organ and probably N500 transport fare. I understand why every lady is worthless to you 'cause responsible dudes don't make such statements.

obstead200:
no wahala. Guys will just drink beer and watch football

No problem. You didn't include masturbation.

kimbraa:
The only thing you've got to offer is your male sex organ and probably N500 transport fare. I understand why every lady is worthless to you 'cause responsible dudes don't make such silly statements.

What is irresponsible to say you're not more worth than your pvssy? Smh. People do indeed hate the truth.

So you're the responsible one here? B!tch please. Switch off your phone and sleep if you don't know what else to type.

HeyCorleone:



What is irresponsible to say you're not more worth than your pvssy? Smh. People do indeed hate the truth.

So you're the responsible one here? B!tch please. Switch off your phone and sleep if you don't know what else to type.

What truth are you talking about?. That you've never met a lady who loved you enough to either assist you financially or none has been kind enough to give you surprises?.

When I said you're irresponsible, I wasn't mistaken 'cause it's evident in your choice of words and mentality. Grow up! Dude.

bodyonchecheche:
Lmao clothes

Yeye girl. I'm sure you are putting on a see through gown

HeyCorleone:
Lol.

Let them say whatever. Without these "Hot" guys a good number of these females would be worthless. As in utterly useless. Their only usefulness now is to give a guy sex or head for Shawarma or that sort. Imagine if there was no guy. See hunger.

Wasere, na you talk wetin dey my mind. These babes dey hungry ehn! If you meet a babe, buy her food first, na she go dey carry toto beg you.

kimbraa:
What truth are you talking about?. That you've never met a lady who loved you enough to either assist you financially or none has been kind enough to give you surprises?.

When I said you're irresponsible, I wasn't mistaken 'cause it's evident in your choice of words and mentality. Grow up! Dude.

Choice of words? It's not my fault you refuse to use certain words. Obviously you're one of those people who think using certain words or phrases is a sign of immaturity. Smh. I weep for people with such archaic mentality. You're the one who needs to seriously grow up and not get butt hurt by certain words.

Girls version.


* Baby, do you have light? I want to come and charge or watch movie

* baby, are you alone cuz I'm bored here

* baby, I'm just leaving my friend's house and i thought i should branch your place.

Nonsense.... If we no toast them, them go start to draw our attention with those eye pencil

mosho2good:
BAR and BRA:

-Both have same Alphabets.

-Both are DRINKING Zones.

-Both have Restricted Time of Opening and Closing.

-But when Opened, both make MEN CRAZY.....

When you are drinking from any of the two, please don't drive!!

Drink Responsibly!!! ....

� ��

bat guy/girl

kimbraa:
No problem. You didn't include masturbation.

no girls no urge to self-service off

Elnino4ladies:



Yeye girl. I'm sure you are putting on a see through gown

At work? No o, please that one is for this evening

bodyonchecheche:
At work? No o, please that one is for this evening

Work should be over by now. LMAO