Griffon:


You know the emboldened how?

Alexis is the perfect replacement for Hazard who I believe has let us in on his plans to leave at the end of the season.

how old is hidden, how old is hazard
shepke fans maka why

Griffon:
I knew something disastrous was brewing when we missed out on signing Tolisso.

It didn't take long before Bakayoko happened. The very day that transfer was made to Monaco's account was the day we had our chances of winning a silverware buried in the purgatory of 'HOPE'.

It is obvious even to my granny who knows nada about football that Bakayoko cant run a midfield. The last time we were seeing a Chelsea's game together, she kept complaining about the boy with a 'yellow head'.

Its an awful situation we are in, to have spent close to 80mil on average middle-men, when we could have landed decent lads for less figure.

Drinkwater can be taken in as a squad player, Bakayoko doesn't even qualify as one.

I was explaining to a pal weeks ago that Bakayoko's problems goes beyond being functional in midfield. The guy fails in almost every aspect of the game.

He doesn't have the great desire to have the ball at his feet and this is because he doesn't believe in his first touch and his ability to think through the game quickly - Psychological problem.

He doesn't have the innate ability to lead and connect with his teammates. Hardly do you see him charging his teammates to victory - Social problem.

He doesn't understand where his teammates are and when to make a quick transition - Tactical problem.

His touches are HARDLY quick, adventurous and accurate - Technical problem.

Despite standing over 6ft tall and possessing the body frame of his biggest fan, Nihilist, he still doesn't know how to shrug mates off the ball or even bully opposition players - Physical problem.

I am very sure the reason why he has a collection of hair sprays is because he is also battling some spiritual problems, most probably an ogbanje spirit.

The deed has been done already. We can take consolation in the fact that Loftus-Cheek is still out there receiving half of his wage from us. I am sure he'll dispatch the French scam from the starting XI anyday he is recalled.

Let us believe there is still hope for Chelsea.

It's abso-fvcking-lutely true, we even have Barkley in our midst now.

I am DEAD!

Welcome back bro....I believe you are good now.

Griffon:
I knew something disastrous was brewing when we missed out on signing Tolisso.

It didn't take long before Bakayoko happened. The very day that transfer was made to Monaco's account was the day we had our chances of winning a silverware buried in the purgatory of 'HOPE'.

It is obvious even to my granny who knows nada about football that Bakayoko cant run a midfield. The last time we were seeing a Chelsea's game together, she kept complaining about the boy with a 'yellow head'.

Its an awful situation we are in, to have spent close to 80mil on average middle-men, when we could have landed decent lads for less figure.

Drinkwater can be taken in as a squad player, Bakayoko doesn't even qualify as one.

I was explaining to a pal weeks ago that Bakayoko's problems goes beyond being functional in midfield. The guy fails in almost every aspect of the game.

He doesn't have the great desire to have the ball at his feet and this is because he doesn't believe in his first touch and his ability to think through the game quickly - Psychological problem.

He doesn't have the innate ability to lead and connect with his teammates. Hardly do you see him charging his teammates to victory - Social problem.

He doesn't understand where his teammates are and when to make a quick transition - Tactical problem.

His touches are HARDLY quick, adventurous and accurate - Technical problem.

Despite standing over 6ft tall and possessing the body frame of his biggest fan, Nihilist, he still doesn't know how to shrug mates off the ball or even bully opposition players - Physical problem.

I am very sure the reason why he has a collection of hair sprays is because he is also battling some spiritual problems, most probably an ogbanje spirit.

The deed has been done already. We can take consolation in the fact that Loftus-Cheek is still out there receiving half of his wage from us. I am sure he'll dispatch the French scam from the starting XI anyday he is recalled.

Let us believe there is still hope for Chelsea.

It's abso-fucking-lutely true, we even have Barkley in our midst now.

I am DEAD!

Who is Bakayoko's biggest fan?

The players i admire are well known. Yoko is a financial investment first and foremost.

sod09:
how old is hidden, how old is hazard
shepke fans maka why

Alexis still has four years of great football left in him.

diggz:




Welcome back bro....I believe you are good now.

I am still not fully back bro. It has been a rough phase, but I will be fine.

How madam?

Griffon:


I am still not fully back bro. It has been a rough phase, but I will be fine.

How madam?

Kpele...thank God there is progress and you are getting better.

She dey my brother . Thanks

Nihilist:


Who is Bakayoko's biggest fan?

The players i admire are well known. Yoko is a financial investment first and foremost.

Hehehe. There is always a Peter who will deny you three times in every camp.

It is only shocking that this particular Peter happens to be the captain of his camp

I got your mail man, I replied too. Thank you all for your concern, you all are the best Fam to have.

diggz:


Kpele...thank God there is progress and you are getting better.

She dey my brother . Thanks

Abeg no vex, Is your wife BBB or na lepka.

O my God. Psg want Kante next season. 50million should do the trick. Midfield pairing of Kante And verrati.

Griffon:


Alexis still has four years of great football left in him.

stop beating round the bush bros
how can someone you said have 4 more years be a replacement for hidden

Griffon:


Hehehe. There is always a Peter who will deny you three times in every camp.

It is only shocking that this particular Peter happens to be the captain of his camp

I got your mail man, I replied too. Thank you all for your concern, you all are the best Fam to have.

From Day 1, my only argument has been that Bakayoko is better than a Bag of Beans. And i stand by that. And hopefully i continue to stand by that argument...in a brand new pair of trainers come May.

I never said i was his biggest fan.

obainojazz:
Abeg no vex, Is your wife BBB or na lepka.

Lol....how her size wan take add money for Ur pocket today you this madt mad? And,why are you asking?

diggz:


Lol....how her size wan take add money for Ur pocket today you this madt mad? And,why are you asking?

Chelsea fans like big things, or maybe the ones I know. Also, if she is Yoruba... Likely big. My eyes don full for Ibadan wey I don dey small.

obainojazz:
Chelsea fans like big things, or maybe the ones I know. Also, if she is Yoruba... Likely big. My eyes don full for Ibadan wey I don dey small.

You no well...you better carry ur konji for ibadan go buy lux soup or Omo detergent

sod09:
stop beating round the bush bros
how can someone you said have 4 more years be a replacement for hidden

Don't be silly bro.

Definition of replacement: Substitution of an item with a similar or different, inferior or superior, item.

Alexis must not be younger or of the same age with Hazard to be his replacement.

diggz:



You no well...you better carry ur konji for ibadan go buy lux soup or Omo detergent

So, I should take matters into my own hand.

Neymar1095:
O my God. Psg want Kante next season. 50million should do the trick. Midfield pairing of Kante And verrati.

If they really want KANTE, they should prepare to pay at least 90million pounds

obainojazz:
Chelsea fans like big things, or maybe the ones I know. Also, if she is Yoruba... Likely big. My eyes don full for Ibadan wey I don dey small.

Where are you in Ibadan?. I hope you haven't gone to angle 90 or ekotedo to play free kicks.

airmark:


Where are you in Ibadan?. I hope you haven't gone to angle 90 or ekotedo to play free kicks.

Airport area. Which one is angle 90, me don't know there.

airmark:


Where are you in Ibadan?. I hope you haven't gone to angle 90 or ekotedo to play free kicks.

Obiano is a useless boy....I am sure he is staying in one of those places you mentioned

diggz:


Obiano is a useless boy....I am sure he is staying in one of those places you mentioned

Jesus pikin like me.

airmark:


Where are you in Ibadan?. I hope you haven't gone to angle 90 or ekotedo to play free kicks.

bros bros
i hail thee

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11685/11210093/chelsea-make-contact-with-west-ham-to-sign-andy-carroll


.......Shekpites sef!

We accept your apology Nhilist.

funlord:
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11685/11210093/chelsea-make-contact-with-west-ham-to-sign-andy-carroll


.......Shekpites sef!

instead of chelsea to shock man u and offer arsenal willian or pedro plus 35M they want to buy carroll.

dont worry during games they will start signing:

"am looking for my carroll ... "

There must be a demon within cfc making all these useless signings to punish us.......

obainojazz:
We accept your apology Nhilist.

I would rather die than compromise my beliefs and utter such wretched lies

airmark:


Where are you in Ibadan?. I hope you haven't gone to angle 90 or ekotedo to play free kicks.

Banana shots

raumdeuter:


Ballack carried his own teams to the CL and world cup final, WHen will Hazard match that

Did he win them?if no then he is as useless what how you think hazard is.

Raumdeuter aren't you forgetting something?

You haven't asked Airmark how Krychowiak's last game went?

Nihilist:
Raumdeuter aren't you forgetting something?

You haven't asked Airmark how Krychowiak's last game went?

Yanga dey sleep, trouble go wake am.

jaysmallz:


If they really want KANTE, they should prepare to pay at least 90million pounds

At the very least.