Since the beginning of time.... Since God created man and woman.... We men have laboured ourselves to get and understand you women. During the past ages... Men went to discussions and meetings to discuss. About you women. At the dawn of the electronic age.... We men will walk around you.. Trying to get you girls attention.. You snub us and drag our dignity and reputation into the mud. For over 20000 years ... We pleaded with you not to send mixed signal and for we men to be straight with us men. Instead you give us 'greenlight' that most of us doesn't even notice. We toast you snub... We toast again.. You snub. We think maybe you guys are testing us... Then you agree. Then you women cheat on we men. More guys in your friend zone than the unemployed youths in Nigeria. To cut the long story short.... You guys discovered cucumber... Dildos e.t.c... We men only had our hands. But anytime the issue of masturbation.. We hear ONE MINUTE MAN.... ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.... What does these have in common.. They affect men. Nobody remembers the female masturbators.


Now Sex dolls arrived.. We men are happy... At long last... Women. Are no longer the sole gate keepers of sex..... We men approved(well not all of us).

So we now announced the development. Suddenly women started telling us what attracts them. They started saying that sex dolls can't moan, kiss, reproduce. Women.. How can you do such?? You remembered information you kept hidden for thousands of years.

No more spending of money.

No more sending of airtime everyday.
No more scrolling
The internet to know if she likes you or not.

No more lists on nairaland to know how to seduce women.

Men... This is sexual freedom.

Bible says that when the time comes... Seven women will chase one man.

#StayWithSexDoll

Isaiah 4:1

Who wants kiss or affections? Smh. Who wants to hear moans?! What will it add to my life?!




I just want somewhere to "chuk" my stuff and have a good fvck. What else is sex if not a release of pent up emotion?! It doesn't matter. These sex dolls are so sophisticated that some respond to touches. Some give head.


So what exactly is it lacking?

If there's anything I know

These sex dolls won't cheat.

These sex dolls won't wake up one day and call a relationship off.

These sex dolls won't expect gifts worth hundred of thousands of Naira just for a round of sex.

These sex dolls won't give attitude.

These sex dolls.... arrgh. Need I say more.



A sexdoll may be pricey, but on the long run (by long run I'm talking about months. Think about the money you'd spend on a girl, most times a girl who hasn't consented) it's very cost effective and it does the job perfectly well. True 800k may be tough to come by. But what the heck. It'd be overly worth it.



The female below the the nigga below me is pained. If you like act offbeat with your boyfriend. You'd be single in a split second.

Lol...

Shark dey talk, crayfish say he wan still talk.
Ogbeni goan sit your ass down somewhere and think about the next step to take in life..

PS... Don't quote, cause i won't reply..
A wise man who yield to correction will remain wise, but the more you correct a fool ,the more he'll wallow in ignorance.
Choose these days which you'll be.

GBAM!!!

you have said it all

#WithSexDollWeStand

Oloshos and slay queens will be the most affected.and most of these slay queens... Can't even beat a Medium sied sex dolls figure.

No more Shopping just for sex.

No need for begging for sex.

Sexual freedom.

Women have the freedom to enjoy dildos and vibrators but we men are kinda banned from talking about sex dolls. In your face.... Women. Come and snub us now.

No mind them.

lenghtinny:
Don't mind these girls jare....
They are so used to the society bending to their rules that they cry foul whenever things don't go their way...

lenghtinny:
Don't mind these girls jare....
They are so used to the society bending to their rules that they cry foul whenever things don't go their way...

LMAO


wetin woman do you @siggy

Lol...soon guys will start discussing about the latest sex doll spec...just like latest mobile phones

Regular updates of the doll would be available. No more annoying statements and nagging when we are trying
To sleep after a sex session. No more of all these. We have had enough. The main thing women use to control the world is the key called Sex. They used it to create gender equality campaign. The movies called 'Wives On Strike' was a perfect example. Just imagine the movie Senerio when sex dolls are rampant.

Wives÷ We are on strike!!!!!!!!

Husbands÷ ¤ goes inside the room.. Removes the doll from the socket and does the needful.¤ ¤to wive¤ What were you saying

Thank you. I go see the girl way go come day form Nicki Minaj for me.

Do the math: The amount of money Niqqas be spending on these gals since 1887, in a year. just to shuk small is directly proportional to the twice the amount of a sex doll. Divide by the actual amount of sex doll times 100 minus Expenses. you'll get your profit when u get a sex doll plus bonus peace of mind



....Me sef idek wat am saying oh

kachi19:
Do the math: The amount of money Niqqas be spending on these gals since 1887, in a year. just to shuk small is directly proportional to the twice the amount of a sex doll. Divide by the actual amount of sex doll times 100 minus Expenses. you'll get your profit when u get a sex doll plus bonus peace of mind



....Me sef idek wat am saying oh

nailed it.

Competition, really? Only a sad person thinks this way. Clearly, there are many sad people on nairaland