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See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by mubarakyoung: 8:57am On Jan 24, 2018 |
Most Nigerian guys have a lot
of growing up to do when it
comes to psyching ladies. They
have not given up on the weird
ways in which they ask ladies
out or call out to women.
In this present age and time where
there is technological
advancement, you will expect
some of these Nigerian guys to
flow with the tides and be more
confident when it comes to asking
women out. You would even
expect some of them to be brave
and summon the courage to walk
up to women.
Moving on to the ridiculous ways
in which men approach women in
Nigeria, you will laugh at some of
the things they use as their pickup
lines. Women on the other hand
are tired of hearing the same old
story and are more likely to turn
down whoever approaches them
with lame lines.
Find below some of the lame and
ridiculous lines Nigerian guys use
when they want to ask women out:
1. The whistlers
Nigerian guys in this group are
usually the touts and agberos you
see around. They would rather
hang around in groups and make
noise when they see a pretty lady
walk by. You will not even be sure
of the one that has interest in the
babe as they would keep making
funny sounds with their mouths.
If you the lady looks in their
direction, they would be inspired
to throw lewd and bawdy remarks
at her. If she ignores them, they
would insult her and her
generation.
2. The swagalicious bouncers
The Nigerian guys that fall within
this group are so conscious of
themselves. They believe in the
have the confidence to walk up to
any woman and ask her out. This
confidence is not so far-fetched;
having dressed in sagging jeans
and some shirt with sneakers, they
feel they are presentable enough
for any girl to like and
immediately fall for.
They however mess up the
situation with the attitude they put
up with it, they bounce and are so
conscious of themselves to the
point that they do not pay
attention to what the ladies are
saying.
3. Those who call you baby the
first time
Some Nigerian guys do not know
that women get turned off when
they walk up to them for the first
time and start to use words that
are endearing on them. It makes
them look cheap as the women
keep wondering if they use these
words for every woman they meet.
Those who call women ‘baby’ are
usually business men who have
goods on the high sea; they are
boisterous and entice women with
their assets.
4. The weaklings
The Nigerian guys you will find in
this category are those who feel
intimidated by women and their
successes. They would stick around
as friends until they gather enough
momentum to tell the women
about their feelings. They are
usually afraid of being turned
down and would tag along until
they feel the women are starting
to acknowledge them.
5. The smooth guys
Trust me when I say the Nigerian
guys in this category are good;
they are so smooth they would
have you trip with the silliest
remark they say. Whether they
make sense or not, most girls
would drop their guards when men
like these approach them.
Which style do you Use?
Me (Adedeji):- Mine is number
five (5)
Drop yours. |
Re: See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by benzene00: 8:59am On Jan 24, 2018 |
Lil |
Re: See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by Nobody: 9:02am On Jan 24, 2018 |
for easy read mubarakyoung: 5 Likes |
Re: See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by Nobody: 9:03am On Jan 24, 2018 |
The ones that say "I love you" meeting you for the first time. Dude what do even you know about me that you are loving, you know nothing? Huge turn off. 2 Likes |
Re: See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by Nobody: 9:03am On Jan 24, 2018 |
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Re: See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by Nobody: 9:07am On Jan 24, 2018 |
My category no dey here, my pick up line wicked. |
Re: See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by yanabasee(m): 9:14am On Jan 24, 2018 |
Chikita66: Chiki.......I love you... |
Re: See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by amamahdaniel(m): 9:15am On Jan 24, 2018 |
fuckerstard: tell us bro? |
Re: See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by Nobody: 9:20am On Jan 24, 2018 |
yanabasee:. |
Re: See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by yanabasee(m): 9:22am On Jan 24, 2018 |
Chikita66: What if I was serious |
Re: See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by OhGeeBee: 9:47am On Jan 24, 2018 |
My category's not listed here I don't rush things. I'll walk up to you like I just wanna make friend with you then I'll add you to my list. I'll keep the momentum flowing moderately but when its about to get to your turn I'll add more momentum. It may be within a month or sometimes 3 months. |
Re: See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by Tajbol4splend(m): 10:02am On Jan 24, 2018 |
Chikita66: I love you baby |
Re: See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by Liamm(m): 11:53am On Jan 24, 2018 |
OhGeeBee:you're the weakling bro 2 Likes |
Re: See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by OhGeeBee: 12:31pm On Jan 24, 2018 |
Re: See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by hidhrhis(m): 1:09pm On Jan 24, 2018 |
Chikita66:he never knew if he will see u again so had to express his mind besides it love at first sight |
Re: See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by Nobody: 1:19pm On Jan 24, 2018 |
As me no get any pick up lines, I go just walk upto to the girl and greet her. Good Morning in the morning Good Afternoon in afternoon And Good Evening in the evening That shows how respectful i am to girls. |
Re: See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by Emodeee: 2:37pm On Jan 24, 2018 |
Chikita66: oya, i love you. do your worst. |
Re: See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by theunnamed: 4:24pm On Jan 24, 2018 |
Ollygentle: Guy funny sha... If you come see her 10 times one afternoon,you go greet 10 times |
Re: See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by Nobody: 4:55pm On Jan 24, 2018 |
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Re: See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by Nobody: 5:28pm On Jan 24, 2018 |
Emodeee:. Wetin man pikin go do? |
Re: See The 5 Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman (find Yours) by Nobody: 5:30pm On Jan 24, 2018 |
Tajbol4splend:I love me too. |
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