Pickin wet no dey hear small small, go hear big big"

it is only when u watch English premiership league you will know the word 'DRINKWATER' doesnt always mean you should drink water

Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep him no go sleep.

QueenDeborah:
This shouldn't have been on front page, its old, local, and copied.

is it ur front page?

No matter how dark a room is,a man will always find his way to the woman's breast.
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The plantain that refuse to ripen so that people will not eat it will be used for plantain chips.
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He who wants to marry the chief priest daughter should be ready to eat concotion all his life..

A woman that wants pregnancy does not wear panties.

U try

abiodun56:
No matter how long d goatee of a he-goat is, d goat cannot shave in d barbing salon of a Lion.

Wrong quote.

In a village where the Lion is the Barber, the goat must learn how to groom beards

Beauty is not always synonymous with trouble. It is beauty without virtues that brings trouble.

oju loge furo doti, ( beautiful but stinking pussy).

Op you missed these classics

' No matter how hard the penis stands erect, it cannot tear the pant'.


' It is not because a woman's vagina is sweet, then you want to mess and kill her'

'We took a man without brain and made him President, now Nigerians are looking for job'.

kevoh:
Chei, you did not add '[i]fly wey no dey hear word dey follow dead body enter grave[ /i]

e.g buhari

Kneeling to greet a dwarf is not down grading you will get up with your normal height

QueenDeborah:
This shouldn't have been on front page, its old, local, and copied.

Hey fresher, appreciate first and have ur comment.
get yaself a king though.

Funny.

Nice one

tete7000:
Beauty is not always synonymous with trouble. It is beauty without virtues that brings trouble.

I agree with you

Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep!

A woman seeking the fruit of the womb shouldn't sleep with her panties on ...

Obinrin ti n w'omo k'oye k'oma wo pata sun ...

The same rain that fell on sugar cane also fell on bitter leaf.

You don't tell a blind man the rain is falling, once he gets beaten by the rain, he'll know wussup!

Don4eva:
Onye taa Azu n'ataghi isi ya, ihe otara enweghi isi.


IGBO AMAKA

dnt be an ethnic chauvinist! Interpret ASAP

all roads....leads to daura come 2019.

meaning -bubu's expiry date is next year!

i can't wait!!!!!!

No matter how turgid and succulent the breast of virgin is, it must surely fall.

Wash a dog,comb a dog,its nothing but a dog

[quote author=MrFly post=64521814] dnt be an ethnic chauvinist! Interpret ASAP


Pesn wey chop fish and he no chop the head,wetin he chop no get head

a goat that is owed by more than one person,usually sleeps outside..

A good speech is like a mini-skirt; too short to be revealing but too long to cover the "subject matter".

The man who marries a beautiful woman and another who farms corn by the road side both have the same problem

Them no dey use violence take kill mosquito wey kack for blokos...this na wari adage



I dey bath come cold water

Head wey go chop knock, even if e dey aeroplane, em go still open window and still collect the knock.

when a snake refuses to show it venom little children will use it to tie woods.

PataAlhaja:
Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep!

A woman seeking the fruit of the womb shouldn't sleep with her panties on ...

Obinrin ti n w'omo k'oye k'oma wo pata sun ...

lol na so

He that fetch an ant infested firewood invite the lizard for a lunch

ofu ara eji n'aka ka abuo Di na brassiere