One morning, husband and wife agreed to take a shower together. It was fun all through. Now wife had finished as she grabbed the towel and quickly announced "Dear i've finish bathing, we'll meet in the bedroom"
Husband replied " Wait! we will go back together just the way we came. PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTE TO POO!"
She bluntly refused as she considered the pungent smell it. She open the door and about heading out. The husband became angry and said "IT IS TODAY I KNOW YOU DONT LOVE ME!"

I think 50naira condom could prevent this.

Emmyxto:
One morning, husband and wife agreed to take a shower together. It was fun all through. Now wife had finished as she grabbed the towel and quickly announced "Dear i've finish bathing, we'll meet in the bedroom"
Husband replied " Wait! we will go back together just the way we came. PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTE TO POO!"
She bluntly refused as she considered the pungent smell it. She open the door and about heading out. The husband became angry and said "IT IS TODAY I KNOW YOU DONT LOVE ME!"

And what's funny about this trash

Op might be the product of buhari

this is bull shit abeg

ClitoPen:

And what's funny about this trash

Dear we are socialising and nothing more. Learn to appreciate or keep your gutter shut. Don't kill the spirit-man of some people who have drop something for you to read here okay. WHICH ONE DID YOU WRITE? Oaf without brain!

Emmyxto:
Dear we are socialising and nothing more. Learn to appreciate or keep your gutter shut. Don't kill the spirit-man of some people who have drop something for you to read here okay. WHICH ONE DID YOU WRITE? Oaf without brain!

And in all ur wisdom this is all u could generate! Slime brain

ClitoPen:

And in all ur wisdom this is all u could generate! Slime brain

It isn't your cup of tea. Meanwhile, nairaland is not created by your poor dad!

Emmyxto:
It isn't your cup of tea. Meanwhile, nairaland is not created by your poor dad!

Ofcourse not my dear!.....And that just earned you a generational curse for ever referring to my folk....atleast I can boast of one....for you, a test tube baby has prestige cos the parents are known unlike a bastard like you!

Get into a nearby freezer and allow the fat in ur head to congeal. That way, u may be able to come up with a better thrash of a thread

ClitoPen:

Ofcourse not my dear!.....And that just earned you a generational curse for ever referring to my folk....atleast I can boast of one....for you, a test tube baby has prestige cos the parents are known unlike a bastard like you!

Get into a nearby freezer and allow the fat in ur head to congeal. That way, u may be able to come up with a better thrash of a thread

Dude, me and you no be mate! you just have to be grateful to GOD that nairaland has offered you the opportunity to have a say where big boys are hanging. I dont blame you, since you are jobless, you spend time here talking to people who can buy you and your family.

Emmyxto:
Dude, me and you no be mate! you just have to be grateful to GOD that nairaland has offered you the opportunity to have a say where big boys are hanging. I dont blame you, since you are jobless, you spend time here talking to people who can buy you and your family.

Hahaha...nairaland brought u and who together? U r really more foolish than I had imagined! So being on nairaland is your great achievement as a big boy!lolzzz...Am glad u realised we r not mates! Just imagining if you can stand my dog cos u can't measure up to my gateman not to talk of me! Please go gather ur fellow touts...hahahahhaha

Big boy on nairaland indeed!...hahahaha

ClitoPen:

Hahaha...nairaland brought u and who together? U r really more foolish than I had imagined! So being on nairaland is your great achievement as a big boy!lolzzz...Am glad u realised we r not mates! Just imagining if you can stand my dog cos u can't measure up to my gateman not to talk of me! Please go gather ur fellow touts...hahahahhaha

Big boy on nairaland indeed!...hahahaha

Your irresponsibility and inappropriate parental training has no hiding place. And that is why common sense couldn't minister morality into your dumb conscience. I perceive you are one of these idiots on nairaland that scribble their meaningless comment where it isn't wanted. who force you idiot to comment?

ClitoPen:

Hahaha...nairaland brought u and who together? U r really more foolish than I had imagined! So being on nairaland is your great achievement as a big boy!lolzzz...Am glad u realised we r not mates! Just imagining if you can stand my dog cos u can't measure up to my gateman not to talk of me! Please go gather ur fellow touts...hahahahhaha

Big boy on nairaland indeed!...hahahaha

BRO, YOU ARE A GOAT IN THIS PLACE! MUMU! IF SOM1 POST HIS THING AND YOU DONT LIKE IT, WHY NOT READ AND PASS. YOU ARE SERIOUS FOOL 4 LOOKING 4 HIS TROUBLE. NONSENCE!

ClitoPen:

And in all ur wisdom this is all u could generate! Slime brain

YOU SEE! WHICH ONE YOU WRITE? IF I DONT LIKE YOU I WULD HAVE CALL YOU A COW. LEAVE HIM ALONE WITH HIS THREAD. ONYARA!

Emmyxto:
It isn't your cup of tea. Meanwhile, nairaland is not created by your poor dad!

DONT MIND HIM OK. NA MUMU WEY WE GET BE THIS TYPE. I HAVE BEEN READING ALL YOUR COMMENT. LEAVE THAT ORDAINED FOOL TO BE FOOLING HIMSELF. HE IS REALLY IRRESPONSIBLE AND DONT RESPECT HIMSELF. THE BEST ANSWERS TO FOOLS IS SILENCE. YOU HEAR EMMYXTO?

Autocracy1:
DONT MIND HIM OK. NA MUMU WEY WE GET BE THIS TYPE. I HAVE BEEN READING ALL YOUR COMMENT. LEAVE THAT ORDAINED FOOL TO BE FOOLING HIMSELF. HE IS REALLY IRRESPONSIBLE AND DONT RESPECT HIMSELF. THE BEST ANSWERS TO FOOLS IS SILENCE. YOU HEAR EMMYXTO?

Thanks Dear, he is really a crowned fool. I de jeje only 4 this fool to...
i wont answer him again as you said, you have acknowledge his stupidity and disrespectful irresponsibility. Dear just call him a cow at once.

Emmyxto:
Thanks Dear, he is really a crowned fool. I de jeje only 4 this fool to...
i wont answer him again as you said, you have acknowledge his stupidity and disrespectful irresponsibility. Dear just call him a cow at once.

NO I WILL CALL HIM A COW IF HE DIDNT LEAVE THIS THREAD. EDUCATED ILLITRATE. RESPECT YOURSELF IN THIS NAIRALAND OO!

ClitoPen:

Hahaha...nairaland brought u and who together? U r really more foolish than I had imagined! So being on nairaland is your great achievement as a big boy!lolzzz...Am glad u realised we r not mates! Just imagining if you can stand my dog cos u can't measure up to my gateman not to talk of me! Please go gather ur fellow touts...hahahahhaha

Big boy on nairaland indeed!...hahahaha

HE IS NOT YOUR CLASS GUY. I KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING. HE CAN FEED/LOCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FOREVER. DID YOU KNOW WHERE HE CHATTING FROM? I WANT U TO MIND THE WAY YOU TALK ONLINE.

Autocracy1:
HE IS NOT YOUR CLASS GUY. I KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING. HE CAN FEED/LOCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FOREVER. DID YOU KNOW WHERE HE CHATTING FROM? I WANT U TO MIND THE WAY YOU TALK ONLINE.

Hahahahaha! He doesnt need all these talk. i have become his class here. No wahala! LETS LEAVE HIM KILL HIMSELF. abeg no ever answer the fool again make e pain am. Autocracy1, wazap me, we get talk guy!

Autocracy1:
HE IS NOT YOUR CLASS GUY. I KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING. HE CAN FEED/LOCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FOREVER. DID YOU KNOW WHERE HE CHATTING FROM? I WANT U TO MIND THE WAY YOU TALK ONLINE.

Omg! I never knew!....
His chat can't be coming from anywhere beyond the pit toilet!
You and ur family hv already been locked up and living at his mercy cos that's the only reason you turned his advocate because of the left over food u receive from him regularly

Autocracy1 and Emmyxto, apologies (indeed) for commenting on ur thread. You can shove the thread and the entire nairaland down your throats for all I care.

Meanwhile checkout my signature before your next mention...
Cow dung

The joke truly sha... is very dry!! However, u guys r a better joke. Thats getting us all laughing!!!!!!