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I Need Your Help On This One by Mayver: 8:52am On Jan 31, 2018
I want to commit suicide

I was thinking out loud yesternight how Bihari has succeeded in ruining Nigeria and I thought of committing suicide
I have taken fried rice and chicken but it didn't work
I went to chicken republic and bought Chocolate ice cream and ate but it won't work
I tried to drink cran berry juice with some ice with shawarma, it didn't work
I am confused, please what else can I eat, I need to die
Re: I Need Your Help On This One by lawalosky(m): 10:44am On Jan 31, 2018
Get another cran berry juice dilute 1 tablet of synthetic heroin to it, drank and lye low, promise u will tank me wella on resurrection day!

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Re: I Need Your Help On This One by Mayver: 5:49pm On Jan 31, 2018
grin sad sad shocked
lawalosky:
Get another cran berry juice dilute 1 tablet of synthetic heroin to it, drank and lye low, promise u will tank me wella on resurrection day!

Really?

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