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Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by Nobody: 8:37am On Feb 02, 2018 |
Madam i Like Stories Like This But Please, leave Religious Standards The Way It Is, dont Twist The Bible Into Your Own Story. This Is Wrong! Some People Will Register Your Story At Heart And It might Affect Their way Of Seeing The Bible |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by seguno2: 8:45am On Feb 02, 2018 |
favourmic: Why do you think birthdays are important, especially for black people who had no calendar until oyinbos showed up to educate and colonise us? Is that part of the shittyhole mentality? |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by NOLONGTIN1(m): 8:51am On Feb 02, 2018 |
donsimo: LOL... Are you trying to say Buhari is a woman? 1 Like |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by FakoMaybach1: 8:56am On Feb 02, 2018 |
donsimo: Well that is the difference between us...No God wants his followers to die for him. No religion is worth dying for...Eve was not my mother, i disowned her when i accepted Jesus via baptism and adam is not my father either,i disowned him when i took confirmation and the holy spirit made me a new creature. So if one local writer from Nairaland decides to deride their image i dont care bro, they did it to themselves long time ago....Let it be abeg no too vex, u have the right to vex though but look at it like a folk tale; u know tales by moonlight. I am a son of Christ a royal priesthood, i am greater than Adam and better than cain...so it doesnt pain me at all 1 Like |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by agent491231: 8:59am On Feb 02, 2018 |
Who then told you this 'untold story'? Abi Adam na your friend? |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by Nobody: 9:08am On Feb 02, 2018 |
NOLONGTIN1: You would be surprised that buhari is dead and it is the wife pulling the strings. |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by Nobody: 9:20am On Feb 02, 2018 |
FakoMaybach1: When an abomination is left unchecked, it becomes a tradition. You say let's leave them to change the truth into anything be cause you are born again. Simple question; do you have a different bible? Does your God disown Adam? If this remains unchecked you will wake up and your children will tell you how your royal priesthood is crap and the mainstream, whatever has been created is real and makes more sense. This attitude of I don't care is what got Nigeria into the mess we all are now. Some people in power could halt certain practices but since it didn't directly affect them they looked away, now look at us. I detest you kind, you stand for nothing. You are nothing, and claim what another person created. You say you are a royal bla bla bla, when the Muslim Fulani come with their weapons do explain that distinction to them while they are raping your wife and gutting your children right before you royal priesthood eyes. 2 Likes |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by kullozone(m): 9:24am On Feb 02, 2018 |
It's obvious the op won't complete this story na! To the mod that put this shii on fp, if you know say you get mind just show yourself... If I nor beat you die ehn... |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by Ayor93(m): 9:25am On Feb 02, 2018 |
donsimo: Foolish and shallow especially d last paragraph |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by tayot1(m): 9:35am On Feb 02, 2018 |
And yet this roobish made frontpage! Aside being baseless, it lacks intelligence NL and double standard. You can't write these about some religion here can you? |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by Nobody: 9:37am On Feb 02, 2018 |
Actually it was not bcuz adam and eve ate d fruit dat made GOD sent dem out of d garden of eden, it was actually bcuz they had sex with each other. |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by Ejjis(m): 9:39am On Feb 02, 2018 |
atctech: GOD DOES NOT CURSE MAN..... READ YOUR BIBLE VERY WELL.. |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by Nobody: 9:42am On Feb 02, 2018 |
Ayor93: I would say you are a fool, but that would be stating the obvious. You have never had to farce death, you live in a fantasy, pity that the country you live in would be come too real for you. You better get down on your godfosaken knees and pray, pray hard for realty doesn't dawn on your children. It is obvious you are a lost cause. |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by Nobody: 9:55am On Feb 02, 2018 |
What else do you expect from a god that was designed to make a story. The story is as dump as the god that made it and the mind that conceived it. The OP hasn't committed any crime, he only buttress the absurdities of the whole fable. How can the Creator of the Cosmos be reduced into such a story that doesn't befit Albert Einstein. Man will do anything to justify his weakness and failure In case your ego instruct you to lecture me, I'll advice you work on yourself. yeah, on your ignorance. I have grown beyond toys and superstition or any form of organized sentiments I have grown beyond delusions, I am on a spiritual journey like everyone This body I am wearing with all its identity will sooner or later be discarded... it is nothing but vehicle for passage Your knowledge, your wealth, all your achievements are nothing but debris gathered by the vehicle; all shall be dropped. TRUTH; they say, shall set you free. Are you truly free inside or just pretending? All you need is right inside of you......when the pupil is ready, the master will appear. |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by Ayor93(m): 10:06am On Feb 02, 2018 |
donsimo: Expression of pain and sorrow everywhere sorry, u can't help urself, seek help 1 Like |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by Ayor93(m): 10:08am On Feb 02, 2018 |
Ejjis:wat |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by deebrownneymar: 10:10am On Feb 02, 2018 |
Only God knows from what pit of hell you guys dig up stories like these |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by Nobody: 10:12am On Feb 02, 2018 |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by wirinet(m): 10:12am On Feb 02, 2018 |
1dlemind: Inaccurate plagiarism of an inaccurately plagiarised story of the myths of early middle eastern primitive society. 1. Where was the sky before it was lifted above the ground? On the ground or below the ground? 2. Wrong order. The sun was not formed before the stars. Billions of other galaxies were formed or "created" before our own sun, and our own sun is not the first in our milky way galaxy. 3. If only man was created from dust (mainly consisting of silicon ), what did he create other animals from? What did he create gorilla, bonobo, urangutan and other animals has close resemblance to man. What about other living things? How is man's constituent materials different from all other living things? 4. False statements. Most animals can swim, as all animals came from water. Man is not a very good swimmer. While most animals can swim naturally, man need to learn to swim or he'll drown. Some land animals almost live permanently on water, and only come on land to mate or give birth. eg. the hippopotamus, crocodile, penguin, seals, turtles, etc., 5. Very stupid statement. How could Adam have identified and classified all the animals on the planet? There have been over a million specie of animals that have existed on the planet and some are highly specific to their environment. There are many animals that are only found in Madagascar, some are specific to the polar environment and some can only live in the depth of the oceans. New animals are still being discovered and named today and someone is say Adam had already named and classified the animals. Have to stop here, but this write up highlights the sorry state of our education. Our youths simple go to school and learn nothing and so superstition, religion and ignorance is growing in our society. How can any form of development take place? 2 Likes |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by Nobody: 10:19am On Feb 02, 2018 |
you all should relax jor. it fiction. |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by Tinalex(f): 10:50am On Feb 02, 2018 |
Hmmmnnn...funny story tho. Please continue wanna know the "theme" |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by tellmemore15: 1:56pm On Feb 02, 2018 |
atctech: I stopped reading when I read "Jesus was jealous" but i tank God you corrected him above. that said, you went ahead to say Cain was the result of the serpent relation with eve. this also is heresy. |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by 1dlemind(m): 2:21pm On Feb 02, 2018 |
I don't know but sorry folks if I annoyed anyone based on religious belief. This story is clearly a parody and a nonsensical fiction, I'm not trying to change the bible or add anything to it. That's why it's posted in literature section not religion. |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by 1dlemind(m): 3:02pm On Feb 02, 2018 |
One day while Adam was away as usual, Eve also took strolls around the garden. She had been passing the forbidden tree which was rumored to have fruits that could give one infinite wisdom and knowledge like God, the tree was beautiful and the forbidden apple fruits were red and juicy. Eve tried to imagine why God will ban everyone from eating from the tree, perhaps it wouldn't be that bad to be as wise as God and her husband could finally give her some attention she deserved. As the woman came close to pluck an apple , a rich voice called "Who's touching my tree?" an anthromorphic snake crawled out, Eve couldn't believe a snake could have a voice so good contrast to his appearance. "God owns all trees on the earth and my husband and I have been given authority over them, why is the tree then yours?" She asked indignantly ready to challenge the snake. Instead he gave out an hissing laugh and replied "I agree that God owns the trees and everything on these lovely land, and has given authority to you and your husband but remember pigeons have nests ,foxes have holes and I have these tree. Won't it be rude to poke a stick into a fox's hole and call it God's land?" "It would be rude" answered Eve "But that is what you just did. You disturbed my privacy and used God as excuse to abuse your power" The woman was dumbfounded with the serpent's use of words "I'm sorry if I disturbed you" she apologized "but I was only plucking an apple not poking a stick" The snake stared at her and asked "Is it not the fruit God had forbidden you not to eat?" "It is . I want to know how it feels to be like God" Eve admitted The serpent laughed "then you are just like me, ambitious. They believe I got this trait from eating from the tree" "You ate one of the fruit?" Eve's eyes widened "then you must be like God" The serpent plucked a large and juicy apple and gave it to her "then joins me, become like God" She trembled and began to imagine how it was to be as wise as God, she would be above Adam. She took a bite. "Do you feel any wiser?, divine?, godlike?" he asked "No" nothing had changed, she didn't feel wiser,divine, nor godlike The serpent laughed "so you also believed the telltale that God had placed a forbidden tree of knowledge on Eden" Eve felt foolish. The snake concluded, "But I was more marveled by bravery and your guts my girl. Remember the world does not belong to the obedient but the daring, that's one of the secret of God" "How can you say that! do you want to be struck by God?" He hissed "I'm already condemned, that's why the One above is comfortable about the rumors against me." "Why is that?" Eve asked already feeling sorry for the animal "Because I was daring. But the advantage is that I have this tree to myself, sometimes I'm jealous of your husband" the serpent continued "God gave him everything, even a companion to call a wife. He gave man a name and made him above all mortal organism on the earth, sky and sea. Adam is like a representative of God here" The woman felt more sorry for him, that her soft heart began to crack "I'll have to be going" she said "...to prepare dinner for Adam" "Dinner" repeated the snake with his sharp eyes fixed on her breast, "the man is indeed a lucky being to have a wife, and God is a wonderful artist, I must admit" As Eve separated from the tree, he called her back and plucked another apple saying "It's not every time a beautiful creation like you comes around, so just have this apple as a parting gift" he handed the fruit to her, and receded into the tree. That night Eve thought about the serpent, he was more intelligent and quite intellectual than most of the animals and interesting to talk with. He even recognised her value more than Adam ever did. Looking at the gift apple she remembered his words "The world does not belong to the obedient but the daring" She then ate the apple The woman and the snake became very good friends, they talked a lot and confided in each other that Eve even revealed about Adam's inability to make love to her for less than twenty minutes. Adam himself was way too busy to care that his wife was befriending someone from the forbidden tree. Time passed, and they both grew closer but Eve's relationship with her husband drifted apart slowly, she began to nag him constantly on little flaws, especially his inability to give her child due to his low sexual performance. Oneday the unimaginable happened, the snake crawled around her skin slowly giving her an orgasm, he whispered and hissed into her ears. The woman had never felt so alive, that she demanded sex from the serpent who didn't hesitate to give it to her (don't ask me how) Eve suddenly felt like a new person, it was the best thing that ever happened to her. She indulged in more guilty pleasure, since the serpent made her feel important while her husband never appreciated her for anything she did. Adam decided to fix his marriage, by taking advice from the wise owl, he brought home some beautiful flowers for his wife which reacted coldly to, he made dinner that night but she took a few bite. When he tried to make love to her, she wasn't in the mood for sex. Adam complained about his marriage plight to his friend the dog, the dog only encouraged him to be patient but what he didn't reveal was that his wife was already cheating on him with the snake. 1 Like |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by emilykang(f): 3:03pm On Feb 02, 2018 |
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Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by piagetskinner(m): 4:13pm On Feb 02, 2018 |
what bloody untold story...is that what happened?...no bible records that Adam didn't have time for his wife...u just cooked up some foolish story to sound smart and y must everything be about sex...u didnt remember fellowship with God? |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by 1dlemind(m): 4:24pm On Feb 02, 2018 |
piagetskinner:that's why it's called a fiction brother.A story created from imaginative thinking not to boast or sound smarter. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by piagetskinner(m): 4:29pm On Feb 02, 2018 |
1dlemind: okay bro...I didn't know it was fiction but y fiction on the bible.?.that's like blasphemy or something 1 Like |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by Kel742: 4:29pm On Feb 02, 2018 |
piagetskinner: Tell them |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by MightyFortress: 9:14am On Feb 03, 2018 |
interesting |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by Fazemood(m): 11:27am On Feb 03, 2018 |
Quite interesting, will like to read more of this...fiction of yours. |
Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by OscarEssien(m): 8:22am On Feb 05, 2018 |
Just passing |
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