15 legit reasons to use and breakup with your girlfriend before Feb 14. Wisdom will not kill us LOL.
Warning: the OP wont, cant and shan’t be liable to the events that unfolds after giving this excuses. hehehehe thanks
you can add yours lol

1. I have told you to stop screaming “kill me! Kill me!” whenever we are having sex. You're making me feel like a murderer. Its over between us!

2. How can a young girl like you be drinking palmwine? You want our children to come out high bah? Its over!!!!!!!!!!!

3. You don’t want to ask how my kidneys are functioning abi?..... you are not caring, its over between us!

4. Baby your friend is too fat for my liking… its over between us!

5. I told you I wanted etisalat card and you bought me 9mobile… am done

6. I begged you to buy me watermelon, pineapple and apple… instead you bought me apple, pineapple and watermelon… so this shows you cannot keep this relationship in order! Its over!!!!

7. Im talking to you and your heart is still beating… I cant date a girl that cannot endure… in fact its over!!!!!!!

8. What!! You are referring to my mother as a bee by calling me honey? Dear since you cannot respect my own mom that means im nothing to you. You really need to give me some break till march.

9. I flashed you with another number and you called asking who this is… so you don’t know my flash? Its over!

10. You dished this big food for me to eat and die abi? Its over

11. Your grandmother didn’t write WAEC its over

12. So you thing you can refer to me as “bf” on facebook, and youll come and start doing lovey lovey. am I a blue film? Infact Its over!!!!

13. Why are you still charging your phone when its 100%, you are consuming my electricity for nothing, infact its over!

14. While French kissing this morning, you bit my lips… chai!!! Its over between us. I be suya?

15. How can you be drinking water and swallow it immediately? Wont you allow it to stay inside your mouth a little? I cant date someone that’s impatient; take your last kiss, its over.

hmmmmmm....lame excuses to be use by a jambite Abi SS3 leaver......



yesterday you wey sleep talking.... so you allow another person for dreamland to chyke you .... iyaff done with yoh

I calculated ur menstrual cycle, ur next period falls on feb13-16. See you in march!

Why did you shiit and did not flush. In fact its over between us

Salt is too much in this soup. You want to kill me? Its over

You just cough, you cannot even cover your mouth or say excuse me. Its over Abeg

See how ur fart is stinking. I'm tired of loving a soak away Abeg. See u next yr.

Chai! Hell fire sef no sure for diz op

How u go make diz kain exkuses and still dey tink of heaven

pweshboi:
4. Baby your friend is too fat for my liking… its over between us!

Jesu!

OneCorner:
Chai! Hell fire sef no sure for diz op

How u go make diz kain exkuses and still dey tink of heaven

lolz, I was helping some 'brothers' out ni ooo, lalasticlala and nynd44 self fit use this scope cos I know say Dem no go wan miss match that day