ShyCypher:







Brah no mind her. I dey my own she go mention me.

She feel say she sabi wahala abi? Or maybe she thinks I'm one of those nairaland fuckboys that backdown after 3 exchanges and start wooing them.

Market wey she jus buy now never even land. She jus doesn't know it yet.

Mouthpis:


Give her bumper to bumper.

Honestly, I never wanted to comments.

Was just laughing @ the many funny comments.

Couldn't hold myself when u and coco whatever came on board.

Like a monitoring spirit, I had to follow this thread to the very end because of both of u.

Me too, am seriously waiting for her answer.

TreasuredGlory:
Be careful cos no one knows tomorrow. People including me have made some derogatory comments/remarks about people and later found myself in that same situation. Fear God. He alone has the final and only say about people. My piece.

ShyCypher:


Oh! Hang on...

You went offline for the past 30 mins to type all these for me?

I'm honoured.

See folks, I knew it wasn't network.




PS: Anyone can come online & talk crap.

Mouthpis:


Give her bumper to bumper.

Honestly, I never wanted to comments.

Was just laughing @ the many funny comments.

Couldn't hold myself when u and coco whatever came on board.

Like a monitoring spirit, I had to follow this thread to the very end because of both of u.

Me too, am seriously waiting for her answer.

MIKOLOWISKA:
Chei
The wall is not smiling with these
girls
Notice most of them are 30 and above women

cococandy:


Not that it needed to be said.

1) I am an awesome mother to my child. Something every mature man (and woman) needs. A co-parent who will help them raise a family together. Yes a single parent can raise a child but it’s easier if you have a GOOD partner.

2) A financial co contributor. Because no matter how rich you are, more is always more.

3) A confidante. Someone to vent to when he needs without feeling like he has to pretend to be someone else to gain approval. Sort of solace

4) I offer good old companionship because Netflix is better with company and it sucks to have breakfast at ihop all by yourself day in and day out. Providing mentally stimulating conversations and sharing ideas.

5) I offer physical help. As in chores. we have a BIG house and I help him make it a home. Imagine living by yourself in that place and having to do all the work (endless chores) by yourself. So yes he gains physical help from me.

6) I help him make decisions. As they say, two good heads... I hope your know the rest (but you’re a moronn so I can’t assume)

7) I provide care for him. As his personal nurse.

I make special occasions memorable. Planning and organizing to make sure we all have good celebrations and make beautiful family memories

9) I am our family’s public relations officer. I facilitate social activities and rapport with families who have in turn become our family friends.

10) I AM THE LIFE-SOURCE THAT GIVES LIFE TO OUR NEXT GENERATION

What can you offer a woman?

akeentech:
I married my wife @ 22 and that is the best age for every sane girl to get married. If you marry 30+ girl after 5 years her beauty will begins fade away reason why we see so many cases of cheating nowadays. My take.

ShyCypher:


She composed an article up there just for me.

That is a special kind of pain.

I never knew I had that kinda effect on her.

She's probably composin' another one right now...

gloria34:
I prefer to b 30 with a balanced account and peace of mind than to b married go a useless, disrespectful and unfaithful man

cococandy:
No I typed it when I came back and saw your comment and it took 5 mins.

Yes you should be honored. I’m interacting with you.

Any thoughts yet on what you could have to offer a woman besides p3nis? Because it’s obvious at this point that’s what’s controlling your brain .

Ladyhippolyta88:
Cococandy you have finished him.

ShyCypher:


You came back from where?

cococandy:


This is so lame. You should not ask for a response when you have nothing worthy to retort with.
You asked what I can offer. I only gave you a snippet of what I actually do offer . It could be 50 pages long and still be the truth.

I challenge you to name two things. Only two you can offer a woman. You probably know none except a flaccid p3nis. Yet you’re making noise about the type of woman you want.

It’s usually the empty ones that make the most noise. Tell us two things you can offer or shut up and accept that you’re a moronn

cococandy:
I didn’t even have to try. I can smell his childishness all the way from here.

Ladyhippolyta88:
You don't need to waste your time on them you made sense.

Mup4life:
Absolutely wrong, most of our parents, grand parents married within the ages of 15 to 18 and their marriage lasted decades, celebrating their silver and golden jubilee together.

The major problem with marriages today is FINANCE even at age 30 many guys are not finacially strong enough to cater for themselves and a family and hence women suffer.

cococandy:
what can you offer?

It’s becoming embarrassing
Lord save this kid

Using pictures of people laughing doesn’t make your post stronger

ShyCypher:

The only thing I have to offer women older than 30 is a comforting shoulder to lean on.

Oh, I can also distract your mind from suicide.

I can spoil you with deceptive compliments to make you feel better about yourself.

Those are the ones I can get off the top of my head seein' as I'm not used to your lot.



No matter how hard you try, men have agreed that women above 30 are not worth the trouble and there is actually nothin' your epistles can do about it.

gloria34:
they just have this way of crawling under ur skin. thank u joor

cococandy:
What can you offer women under 30

ShyCypher:


I'm laughin' at how worked up and frustrated you are.

I'm not the only one either.

This age thing really hit a nerve.

That's why I insist you belong to this category because your anger is obvious but heartwarmin' to me.

ShyCypher:

That's above your clearance level ma'am.

cococandy:
Unlike most selfish people (you for example)
I don’t have to be directly affected by something to speak out on it. But I’m talking about a concept way too large for your undeveloped brain.

Your heart is warm because
I’m above 30 and single?
How do you make sense to yourself

Gosh. Goodnight.

Waste of brain cells.

cococandy:


You probably think everyone else is an idiot like you who can’t see that you have nothing to offer hence have been evading the question and quite embarrassingly too. You could have just searched your mind for anything you think you can offer another person. Anything at all. Save yourself from shame.

Bye. What a disgrace

cococandy:


You probably think everyone else is an idiot like you who can’t see that you have nothing to offer hence have been evading the question and quite embarrassingly too. You could have just searched your mind for anything you think you can offer another person. Anything at all. Save yourself from shame.

Bye. What a disgrace

gloria34:
lol, do u just go about looking 4 trouble? well, I don't do arguments that lead no where neither do I trade insults.

ShyCypher:





Nope.

Listin' "what I can do for under 30 women" shows insecurity just like you have displayed up there.

You cracked and took time out to compile a painstakin' list to justify yourself.


Why do you think I've been laughin' at you?

ShyCypher:




How did I insult you now ma?

I only wept for you as our Lord Jesus would.

You're an ingrate. *sniff

charain:


Never compare yourself with your parents, there are hundreds of things you do today that
your parents didn't engage in. The best way to enjoy life is by adapting to the realities of the
day and not being stuck to the past.

Mouthpis:


Give her bumper to bumper.

Honestly, I never wanted to comments.

Was just laughing @ the many funny comments.

Couldn't hold myself when u and coco whatever came on board.

Like a monitoring spirit, I had to follow this thread to the very end because of both of u.

Me too, am seriously waiting for her answer.