But dont worry Naija in good and bad times Kenya always got ya back! Our very own Lupita Nyong'o will be fighting for enslaved women in Nigeria in the upcoming superhero film Black Panther. Garra do sumtn b4 its too late mehn Don ask me how I know, I already watched it cus am a freaking time traveller

I HAVE A DREAM THAT ONE DAY NAIJA WILL BE FREE OF SLAVERY !





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt9UZo32KMk

Muafrika2:

He mis pronounced and misspelled Rusinga

uh shame ! I shud have guessed that. Kwani uyo msee alikuwa anapewa majina na nani

Muafrika2:

Makes me want to visit Ghana. Hope they don't do Naija crimes

Ofcos not, Ghanians are very cool peeps. They are like an enlightened version of Tanzania, u know wat I mean Relaxed folks but now they gat brainz not like the makufulis.

mtis:

Nawakubuke samantha yuko....

boss mi sibambiki na hii njaro yako isiwe nyi ndo mlimalizia stocks

mtis:

They are resisting...

Cows should be apolitical because their job is to make milk for both NASA and Jubilee na katikati yao

mtis:


Apparently Kikuyu people of central Kenya are one mixed lot.They are mixed mostly with their fellow bantus like masai,kamba ,meru ,taita among others but also with cushites an Nilotes like luos and kalenjins . Thats why its hard to pinpoint a true representative of a kikuyu.Some are tall while others are short. Others are also very dark while others are very light (Wazungu wa mt kenya )...Which brings to question that maybe Kikuyu1 has relatives from those areas he keeps on hating...You know it can happen

Ever noticed the guys who are hardcore in these stuffs usually end up discovering they are in fact not the legit shyt? Like there's this white supremacist dude who discovered he was like 14 % negger after a lifetime of hatecrimes against black people. Am not accusing kyuk1 of anything but he continues this way we will force him to do a Luo test and dont be surprised he'll be like 40 % Luo

mtis:

Very introspective post if i may say ...

Re: It's Time To Toss Out GDP - David Pilling (of The FT) by trillville(m)

The two most interesting parts to me in the article
1.

Imagine two people. Let’s call them Bill and Ben. Bill is a midranking investment banker who clears 500,000 pounds ($680,000) a year after tax. Ben is a gardener who takes home 25,000 pounds ($34,000). Who is better off?

If we judge them by income, then Bill is clearly richer; 20 times richer, to be precise. But who is wealthier? For that, you’re going to have to know more about their stock of assets and broader circumstances.

In national accounting terms, Bill’s 500,000-pound salary is the equivalent of gross domestic product. It is the “flow” of income earned in a year. But, as any mortgage lender knows, that doesn’t tell you anything about his wealth or his salary next year or the year after that.

Did I mention that Bill is up to his neck in debt after a crippling divorce, or that he has an expensive cocaine habit? He’s sold off most of his assets, including his vintage Harley-Davidsons. All he is left with is a costly mortgage and several payments on his (scratched-up) Porsche. At 59, he’s also washed up at work. In fact, he is about to be fired when the bank shifts its derivatives trading team from London to Frankfurt.

Ben, meanwhile, lives in the 100-million-pound country estate he inherited from his great-aunt. On the weekends, he potters about for fun in his own Versailles-inspired garden, paying himself a nominal salary.

This year, before he turns 21, he plans to sell the estate and move into a modest flat in Knightsbridge. He’ll invest the 95 million pounds he has left over and live off the interest while he completes his studies as a patent lawyer, a profession that should earn him a bit of pocket money in the years ahead.
NOW WHO LOOKS RICHER? BILL THE BANKER OR BEN THE GARDENER?


2.

In Africa, countries such as Nigeria have converted resources into consumption booms, but have largely failed to build the infrastructure or invest in the healthy, educated population that will sustain future growth.

Much of Africa, says Collier, has “dug itself up and chopped itself down, but didn’t build enough in its place. It’s not sustainable growth. It’s a fiction of the flow data.” It is a lesson that Bill, the indebted banker with limited future earning prospects, would have done well to take to heart.

https://www.nairaland.com/4303044/time-toss-out-gdp-david#64391520

STRAIGHT TO NAIJA

What I got from this article is only one thing:

GDP THEIR A$$ ! We can see from the photos (the seemingly medieval dwellings/cities) that GDP is just a Nigerian thingy

It don matter how many times they song the sing, the world don giv a piss about GDP because when anyone visit Naija they dont visit GDP.

TayserMahiri:


Ofcos not, Ghanians are very cool peeps. They are like an enlightened version of Tanzania, u know wat I mean Relaxed folks but now they gat brainz not like the makufulis.

We told that Tanzanian guy who was here that we'd be nice

TayserMahiri:


uh shame ! I shud have guessed that. Kwani uyo msee alikuwa anapewa majina na nani

TayserMahiri:


STRAIGHT TO NAIJA

What I got from this article is only one thing:

GDP THEIR A$$ ! We can see from the photos (the seemingly medieval dwellings/cities) that GDP is just a Nigerian thingy

It don matter how many times they song the sing, the world don giv a piss about GDP because[b] when anyone visit Naija they dont visit GDP[/b].

That was pretty funny. Give Nigeria some time, America in the late 1800s resembles Nigeria of today with poorly planned urban areas. It wasn't until the mid 20th century that America really began intensified urban renewal. Nigeria( hopefully in soonest times) will realize the massive need for urban regeneration and act on it.

TayserMahiri:


uh shame ! I shud have guessed that. Kwani uyo msee alikuwa anapewa majina na nani

At tibim...hapo ndio alimurder wasee

TayserMahiri:


Ofcos not, Ghanians are very cool peeps. They are like an enlightened version of Tanzania, u know wat I mean Relaxed folks but now they gat brainz not like the makufulis.

Exactly...its like TZ with a capitalistic view of things minus magufuli

TayserMahiri:


boss mi sibambiki na hii njaro yako isiwe nyi ndo mlimalizia stocks

...but serious msee Samantha might save money for some folks..skool Fee ya watoi,marriages saved ,end of slay queens terror rule..stuff kama hizo

TayserMahiri:




Cows should be apolitical because their job is to make milk for both NASA and Jubilee na katikati yao

Heish msee lazima sometimes ufuate crowd..

TayserMahiri:


Ever noticed the guys who are hardcore in these stuffs usually end up discovering they are in fact not the legit shyt? Like there's this white supremacist dude who discovered he was like 14 % negger after a lifetime of hatecrimes against black people. Am not accusing kyuk1 of anything but he continues this way we will force him to do a Luo test and dont be surprised he'll be like 40 % Luo

Of late ultra far right white folks are going online an testing their whiteness an they are not liking the results. If you can just read their posts after results are out , its quite funny.A guy finding that he his 20 % n*gga now that what I call karma

TayserMahiri:


STRAIGHT TO NAIJA

What I got from this article is only one thing:

GDP THEIR A$$ ! We can see from the photos (the seemingly medieval dwellings/cities) that GDP is just a Nigerian thingy

It don matter how many times they song the sing, the world don giv a piss about GDP because when anyone visit Naija they dont visit GDP.

There is a saying which goes like this..."You can hide the hunger but can't hide your bones"..tafsiri hii

nwoke37:


That was pretty funny. Give Nigeria some time, America in the late 1800s resembles Nigeria of today with poorly planned urban areas. It wasn't until the mid 20th century that America really began intensified urban renewal. Nigeria( hopefully in soonest times) will realize the massive need for urbfan regeneration and act on it.

Totally agree but problem is that it seems naija had better days than what it is today..

TayserMahiri:


Ofcos not, Ghanians are very cool peeps. They are like an enlightened version of Tanzania, u know wat I mean Relaxed folks but now they gat brainz not like the makufulis.

Wait can you elaborate on that? I don't know much of Tanzanians, but your comments don't seem to paint them in a positive light.

Absolutely loving the architecture of our banks, I'm just glad they're just not boxes with pillars in front of them like every other bank in Western culture. They're very contemporary and pleasant to look at. Hopefully they spread these designs all across Nigeria.

TayserMahiri:
But dont worry Naija in good and bad times Kenya always got ya back! Our very own Lupita Nyong'o will be fighting for enslaved women in Nigeria in the upcoming superhero film Black Panther. Garra do sumtn b4 its too late mehn Don ask me how I know, I already watched it cus am a freaking time traveller

I HAVE A DREAM THAT ONE DAY NAIJA WILL BE FREE OF SLAVERY !





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt9UZo32KMk

They have to be free

Muafrika2:

FYI I have never condemned the woman! It does not go unnoticed that only female Cabinet members get thrown out of office on corruption allegation(Kikuyu or not - I presume that is your surprise). I assure you that most of the alleged stolen funds ended up with afew individuals in the treasury department.

PSC? What did she accomplish? These must be the shadowy individuals who orchestrated her fall. As I know the employees seconded to the huduma centers used to get allowances from the ministry of devolution. But I stand corrected. I have no idea what the lady has accomplished.

kkkkk

Mwafrika so Ole Lenku was a woman? Kimunya was a woman? Eng. Kamau was a woman? Stop being a feminist now.���

Muafrika2:




We told that Tanzanian guy who was here that we'd be nice

I thought we were kidding We got done when his people started burning chicken.

nwoke37:


That was pretty funny. Give Nigeria some time, America in the late 1800s resembles Nigeria of today with poorly planned urban areas. It wasn't until the mid 20th century that America really began intensified urban renewal. Nigeria( hopefully in soonest times) will realize the massive need for urban regeneration and act on it.

sounds legit but am a bit skeptical. Nigeria should be attracting migrants to help build it like the USA, not the other way round where migrants are leaving naija to build other countries

mtis:


...but serious msee Samantha might save money for some folks..skool Fee ya watoi,marriages saved ,end of slay queens terror rule..stuff kama hizo

Is it true I heard that samantha taste like chicken wings

mtis:


Of late ultra far right white folks are going online an testing their whiteness an they are not liking the results. If you can just read their posts after results are out , its quite funny.A guy finding that he his 20 % n*gga now that what I call karma

then they get attacked by their former white buddies

kikuyu1:


Bullshytt! The usual Ojingaist response to uncomfortable reality-evasion and excuse! You can fearlessly commit public treason and yet claim to be so terrified of far away Arabs you'll rather starve than use an fresh water ocean at your door step! Fyi,all Nile nations agreed in 2010 to use its waters while being responsive to Egyptian concerns:
https://www.nation.co.ke/oped/opinion/Nile-treaties-are-malicious-and-must-be-renegotiated-/440808-916362-qtythw/index.html

THAT WAS IN 2010 MIND YOU!? In any debate or discussion honesty is crucial. Such a project involves seriousness,self sacrifice and long term planning,attributes foreign to Ojingaists.

What is wrong with you man? Like.......who hurt you?

mtis:

There is a saying which goes like this..."You can hide the hunger but can't hide your bones"..tafsiri hii

Tafsiri: Naija can hide with GDP but we can see somethings not right

MrMaestro:

Wait can you elaborate on that? I don't know much of Tanzanians, but your comments don't seem to paint them in a positive light.

Dont know how to put it mildly but Tanzanians are quite an uninspiring bunch of slow pokes. They have this system that encourages collective mediocrity in the name of ujamaa or socialism. Thats why you dont get to hear much from them in sports, intellectualism, economy and just about anything else except perhaps music which is even a recent phenomenon.

NairobiWalker:


What is wrong with you man? Like.......who hurt you?

Seriously, Muafrika should tell the guy that any Luo who worked as policemen during colonial times is dead now !

Ridgeviews Leisure Gardens, Kiambu Road, Karen, Nairobi, Kenya

TayserMahiri:


Seriously, Muafrika should tell the guy that any Luo who worked as policemen during colonial times is dead now !

Hahaha.......he doesn't realize we all hold different political opinions here yet we all are getting along well.

Ridgeviews Leisure Garden, Karen