Zahrudin:

its the virtue i dnt have...
I'm at brking point

What do you mean Sir?

Chysleak:
..

Why don't you guys free this guy...you don't force words out of his mouth when he doesn't have any or does not want to share..his information will not guarantee your name on being among the successful ones or not..Just wait.you have heard the wait isn't for too long again now...Indeed Patience is a virtue.

Ok

Just went off the line after a call to the DPR helpline. He asked if I was an OND, HND or BSc applicant. Then he told me me we will hear from them anytime soon. Wasnt what I wanted to hear but the dude was very jovial.

Ajisebioyolaari:
Just went off the line after a call to the DPR helpline. He asked if I was an OND, HND or BSc applicant. Then he told me me we will hear from them anytime soon. Wasnt what I wanted to hear but the dude was very jovial.

Did you call to specifically ask them about when the GT and EH applicants will hear from them or the call was for something else?

salesani88:

Did you call to specifically ask them about when the GT and EH applicants will hear from them or the call was for something else?

Mba, he called to check on the staff's welfare ....

Jeez!!

methusah:



Mba, he called to check on the staff's welfare ....

Jeez!!

Lol! Are you his mouthpiece?

salesani88:

Lol! Are you his mouthpiece?

if I was a contractor for DPR or an oil magnate, I wouldnt be on this thread. If I was an OND applicant, I would either be celebrating by now or would have accepted my fate and moved on. What are we all expecting at this point?

I see no basis for your question really. But all the same, just like methusah wrote, I was checking on the staff's welfare.

BKR001:

What do you mean Sir?

i don taya

This is to inform all gt/eh dat the apls will be ready when God wills it

lol.... At least I can see that this thread is a lil bit more civilized now, although its not yet what it should be but at least the useless comments, insults and nastiness have reduced. We can honestly do better....
I just want to help address two issues which seem to be on the front burner nowadays. Both issues can be easily be deduced by previous antecedents.

The guy above me got me laughing so hard. Thanks for the humorous write-up ... I can't stop feeling that you are one of our senior colleague, "The placard of your appointment letter is just so obvious ."

Anyway, May God favor us all...Amen

shawlar:

lol.... At least I can see that this thread is a lil bit more civilized now, although its not yet what it should be but at least the useless comments, insults and nastiness have reduced. We can honestly do better....
I just want to help address two issues which seem to be on the front burner nowadays. Both issues can be easily be deduced by previous antecedents.

Most people are worrying themselves about HOW they will be contacted and some are even speculating about DPR publishing the 'list'. First of all, there would definitely be no list published. DPR has never published a list of successful candidates, that list only exists in their offices at the HQ & zonal/field offices; Even at that it would not even be pasted on d notice board but be in the HR/CS offfice. Why is this...?? Like a 1 moniker commented (Heinsberg or so), DPR is a high paying job; if there is a list of new entrants published in the dailies or online & your name is there, Do you know how many of your cousins,nieces,nephews,uncles, friends, ex-BF/GF's would be at your door the very next day... Even your landlord would show sef but just to inform you nicely that he would soon increase his house rent People that are beefing you would see you as a prime target for kidnapping etc. The mode of contact which DPR has used over the years is by a phone call or a text. Its mainly a phone call, if you dont pick up then a text is sent to ur number; even emails aren't a certainty. This is the first time the portal has been used till this time and it was used successfully in shortlisting, so I expect it to be used again also. So, there would be no list of names published in the papers; for those who are seeking the publicity, you can laminate your appointment letter & carry it like placard around your neck after you collect it Just be ready to be 'dropping' money everywhere and paying double for whatever you buy cos every1 would see you as a big boy/gal and want to exploit you.

For those who are asking the WHEN question, ie when they'll be contacted, again antecedents set the tone. The last 2 (or maybe 3 ) sets of DPR resumed in late March/Early April. I think only the 2006 set resumed in July or so. So why should this one be any different. As I said sometime in Sept/Oct last year, if the interview process is completed b4 Jan, you can be rest assured new intakes would resume latest in April. App letters are usually issued 3/4 weeks before the recommended resumption date in order to give one time to tidy up their affairs, so its most likely just around the corner. I CANNOT GIVE ANY SPECIFIC DATE, but just know that its close. Y'all are even lucky that the process was this 'fast'. You have waited this long, what is another 4/5 weeks...?? Just relax and keep on praying that you'll be one of the lucky ones.

Cheers to all, I wish you success

May God bless you my brother, atleast members have some relief now

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Since the probability of reaching out to successful candidates via phone call is quite high, tomorrow I am going to share with us some tips on how to indulge professionally, dpr staff in a phone conversation, when they do call

hammer2010:
My people my people! How we dey?


Since the probability of reaching out to successful candidates via phone call is quite high, tomorrow I am going to share with us some tips on how to indulge professionally, dpr staff in a phone conversation, when they do call

y,
Why tomoro?

The APLs for ONDs are out. They are starting work on 19th February, a friend of mine got his this week.

shawlar:

lol.... At least I can see that this thread is a lil bit more civilized now, although its not yet what it should be but at least the useless comments, insults and nastiness have reduced. We can honestly do better....
I just want to help address two issues which seem to be on the front burner nowadays. Both issues can be easily be deduced by previous antecedents.

Most people are worrying themselves about HOW they will be contacted and some are even speculating about DPR publishing the 'list'. First of all, there would definitely be no list published. DPR has never published a list of successful candidates, that list only exists in their offices at the HQ & zonal/field offices; Even at that it would not even be pasted on d notice board but be in the HR/CS offfice. Why is this...?? Like a 1 moniker commented (Heinsberg or so), DPR is a high paying job; if there is a list of new entrants published in the dailies or online & your name is there, Do you know how many of your cousins,nieces,nephews,uncles, friends, ex-BF/GF's would be at your door the very next day... Even your landlord would show sef but just to inform you nicely that he would soon increase his house rent People that are beefing you would see you as a prime target for kidnapping etc. The mode of contact which DPR has used over the years is by a phone call or a text. Its mainly a phone call, if you dont pick up then a text is sent to ur number; even emails aren't a certainty. This is the first time the portal has been used till this time and it was used successfully in shortlisting, so I expect it to be used again also. So, there would be no list of names published in the papers; for those who are seeking the publicity, you can laminate your appointment letter & carry it like placard around your neck after you collect it Just be ready to be 'dropping' money everywhere and paying double for whatever you buy cos every1 would see you as a big boy/gal and want to exploit you.

For those who are asking the WHEN question, ie when they'll be contacted, again antecedents set the tone. The last 2 (or maybe 3 ) sets of DPR resumed in late March/Early April. I think only the 2006 set resumed in July or so. So why should this one be any different. As I said sometime in Sept/Oct last year, if the interview process is completed b4 Jan, you can be rest assured new intakes would resume latest in April. App letters are usually issued 3/4 weeks before the recommended resumption date in order to give one time to tidy up their affairs, so its most likely just around the corner. I CANNOT GIVE ANY SPECIFIC DATE, but just know that its close. Y'all are even lucky that the process was this 'fast'. You have waited this long, what is another 4/5 weeks...?? Just relax and keep on praying that you'll be one of the lucky ones.

Cheers to all, I wish you success

shawlar:

lol.... At least I can see that this thread is a lil bit more civilized now, although its not yet what it should be but at least the useless comments, insults and nastiness have reduced. We can honestly do better....
I just want to help address two issues which seem to be on the front burner nowadays. Both issues can be easily be deduced by previous antecedents.

Most people are worrying themselves about HOW they will be contacted and some are even speculating about DPR publishing the 'list'. First of all, there would definitely be no list published. DPR has never published a list of successful candidates, that list only exists in their offices at the HQ & zonal/field offices; Even at that it would not even be pasted on d notice board but be in the HR/CS offfice. Why is this...?? Like a 1 moniker commented (Heinsberg or so), DPR is a high paying job; if there is a list of new entrants published in the dailies or online & your name is there, Do you know how many of your cousins,nieces,nephews,uncles, friends, ex-BF/GF's would be at your door the very next day... Even your landlord would show sef but just to inform you nicely that he would soon increase his house rent People that are beefing you would see you as a prime target for kidnapping etc. The mode of contact which DPR has used over the years is by a phone call or a text. Its mainly a phone call, if you dont pick up then a text is sent to ur number; even emails aren't a certainty. This is the first time the portal has been used till this time and it was used successfully in shortlisting, so I expect it to be used again also. So, there would be no list of names published in the papers; for those who are seeking the publicity, you can laminate your appointment letter & carry it like placard around your neck after you collect it Just be ready to be 'dropping' money everywhere and paying double for whatever you buy cos every1 would see you as a big boy/gal and want to exploit you.

For those who are asking the WHEN question, ie when they'll be contacted, again antecedents set the tone. The last 2 (or maybe 3 ) sets of DPR resumed in late March/Early April. I think only the 2006 set resumed in July or so. So why should this one be any different. As I said sometime in Sept/Oct last year, if the interview process is completed b4 Jan, you can be rest assured new intakes would resume latest in April. App letters are usually issued 3/4 weeks before the recommended resumption date in order to give one time to tidy up their affairs, so its most likely just around the corner. I CANNOT GIVE ANY SPECIFIC DATE, but just know that its close. Y'all are even lucky that the process was this 'fast'. You have waited this long, what is another 4/5 weeks...?? Just relax and keep on praying that you'll be one of the lucky ones.

Cheers to all, I wish you success

Lol I really did enjoy your write up.

Chiks7:
The APLs for ONDs are out. They are starting work on 19th February, a friend of mine got his this week.

No induction/training?

makonko:


No induction/training?

Bros Induction and training de inside the starting of work

Achilles17:
y,
Why tomoro?

Patience is virtue



Tips on How to Speak When DPR Calls


Please note that the major aim of sharing these tips is to discourage prospective successful candidates from reacting in ways that will "fall their hands" out of excitement of being selected.

DPR is a nice place to work no doubt, but I wonder why some people would just start reacting anyhow, just because they received that phone call

During the previous recruitment, some successful candidates really embarrassed themselves all in the name of excitement. I know of a friend who immediately he received the call and confirmed that the caller was from dpr, he just started somersaulting like a madt man

Imagine if he had broken a limb, shey na me for go help am do medicals

Please my people, when you do get that call, try and act very mature. You could do this in many ways, but I will just give us a classic example of how to go about the phone call

Lets just assume you were just probably gisting with some friends, or you were just on this thread screaming "aadams please when is the list coming out", and DPR called

***phone rings***


You: (sounding very relaxed) Hello

Dpr: hello, are my speaking with XYZ?

You: Yes, this is XYZ. May I know who is asking?

Dpr: My name is Mr e don be, I am calling from DPR


***at this point, they will expect you to start jumping upandawn***

You: (sounding indifferent) oh, so na now day break for una eye...

Dpr: (cuts in) excuse me

You: never mind. (Sounding like a boss) You know what, I am in a meeting right now. Can you call me back in the next 2hours?

Dpr: (surprised and shocked by the reaction ) you mean call you back?

You: Yea. You can just be calling other candidates in the main time. Or just to save you the stress and airtime, I'll call you back once I am free.


***to be continued***


My people, abeg we'll pause here for today. Please feel free to ask reasonable questions

hammer2010:


Patience is virtue



Tips on How to Speak When DPR Calls


Please note that the major aim of sharing these tips is to discourage prospective successful candidates from reacting in ways that will "fall their hands" out of excitement of being selected.

DPR is a nice place to work no doubt, but I wonder why some people would just start reacting anyhow, just because they received that phone call

During the previous recruitment, some successful candidates really embarrassed themselves all in the name of excitement. I know of a friend who immediately he received the call and confirmed that the caller was from dpr, he just started somersaulting like a madt man

Imagine if he had broken a limb, shey na me for go help am do medicals

Please my people, when you do get that call, try and act very mature. You could do this in many ways, but I will just give us a classic example of how to go about the phone call

Lets just assume you were just probably gisting with some friends, or you were just on this thread screaming "aadams please when is the list coming out", and DPR called

***phone rings***


You: (sounding very relaxed) Hello

Dpr: hello, are my speaking with XYZ?

You: Yes, this is XYZ. May I know who is asking?

Dpr: My name is Mr e don be, I am calling from DPR


***at this point, they will expect you to start jumping upandawn***

You: (sounding indifferent) oh, so na now day break for una eye...

Dpr: (cuts in) excuse me

You: never mind. (Sounding like a boss) You know what, I am in a meeting right now. Can you call me back in the next 2hours?

Dpr: (surprised and shocked by the reaction ) you mean call you back?

You: Yea. You can just be calling other candidates in the main time. Or just to save you the stress and airtime, I'll call you back once I am free.


***to be continued***


My people, abeg we'll pause here for today. Please feel free to ask reasonable questions

Seun, please hope Nairaland will get dislike button soon. ..

Please note that the major aim of sharing these tips is to discourage prospective successful candidates from

Please my people, when you do get that call, try and act very mature. You could do this in many ways, but I will just give us a classic example of how to go about the phone call

Lets just assume you were just probably gisting with some friends, or you were just on this thread screaming "aadams please when is the list coming out", and DPR called

***phone rings***


You: (sounding very relaxed) Hello

Dpr: hello, are my speaking with XYZ?

You: Yes, this is XYZ. May I know who is asking?

Dpr: My name is Mr e don be, I am calling from DPR


***at this point, they will expect you to start jumping upandawn***

You: (sounding indifferent) oh, so na now day break for una eye...

Dpr: (cuts in) excuse me

You: never mind. (Sounding like a boss) You know what, I am in a meeting right now. Can you call me back in the next 2hours?

Dpr: (surprised and shocked by the reaction ) you mean call you back?

You: Yea. You can just be calling other candidates in the main time. Or just to save you the stress and airtime, I'll call you back once I am free.


***to be continued***


My people, abeg we'll pause here for today. Please feel free to ask reasonable questions

[/quote]

Funny you

I'll strongly advise you to modify your post asap to include a disclaimer before some take you seriously bro

, row row row ur boat gentle down the stream...merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream....

lol, nice one ... anybody who will take him seriously is really not fit for the Job anyways

Tomjazzy2:





Funny you

I'll strongly advise you to modify your post asap to include a disclaimer before some take you seriously bro

Greetings boss My moniker is a disclaimer on default, as fas as this thread is concerned oh

Damn, I only access this thread of late just to read from hammer 2010. He never disappoints. Keep it up man, ur sense of humor is truly humorous

@ Heisenberg77, I can see you're online, any latest for us?

So in a week's time, I will be called by DPR to pick up my appointment letter... Hallelujah..

Previous dpr recruitment



http://www./f37/dpr-interview%3B-how-did-go-guyz-68547/index400.html

That *joy* when Dpr calls you..

Anextin:
Damn, I only access this thread of late just to read from hammer 2010. He never disappoints. Keep it up man, ur sense of humor is truly humorous

Lol

No time to run mad with anxiety

hammer2010:


Patience is virtue



Tips on How to Speak When DPR Calls


Please note that the major aim of sharing these tips is to discourage prospective successful candidates from reacting in ways that will "fall their hands" out of excitement of being selected.

DPR is a nice place to work no doubt, but I wonder why some people would just start reacting anyhow, just because they received that phone call

During the previous recruitment, some successful candidates really embarrassed themselves all in the name of excitement. I know of a friend who immediately he received the call and confirmed that the caller was from dpr, he just started somersaulting like a madt man

Imagine if he had broken a limb, shey na me for go help am do medicals

Please my people, when you do get that call, try and act very mature. You could do this in many ways, but I will just give us a classic example of how to go about the phone call

Lets just assume you were just probably gisting with some friends, or you were just on this thread screaming "aadams please when is the list coming out", and DPR called

***phone rings***


You: (sounding very relaxed) Hello

Dpr: hello, are my speaking with XYZ?

You: Yes, this is XYZ. May I know who is asking?

Dpr: My name is Mr e don be, I am calling from DPR


***at this point, they will expect you to start jumping upandawn***

You: (sounding indifferent) oh, so na now day break for una eye...

Dpr: (cuts in) excuse me

You: never mind. (Sounding like a boss) You know what, I am in a meeting right now. Can you call me back in the next 2hours?

Dpr: (surprised and shocked by the reaction ) you mean call you back?

You: Yea. You can just be calling other candidates in the main time. Or just to save you the stress and airtime, I'll call you back once I am free.


***to be continued***


My people, abeg we'll pause here for today. Please feel free to ask reasonable questions

Lol. I am laughing in 3D Now.