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Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by amakadihot87(f): 2:46pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
chigoizie7:...............nna rapu ife ndia eji eme big girl |
Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by chigoizie7(m): 2:56pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
amakadihot87: Lol. Amam na ima na enwero ife eji mgbakasi are eme. Udo dirigi nwanne mmadu. |
Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by Nobody: 8:53pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
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Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by Nobody: 9:32pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
dancok:I can't call international numbers. Can add you WhatsApp if you have it |
Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by Nobody: 9:38pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
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Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by phazotron(m): 11:27pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
Tajbol4splend: Yes o! They're beautiful, and straight to the point and if dem love u dem love u for real oo. If I comot dis country I must marry oyinbo woman |
Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by khiaa(f): 7:13am On Feb 08, 2018 |
Sagamite: Our Date: February 14.....Valentines Day Time: 6:00pm YOUR DUTIES: Make reservations at a 5 star restaurant. Rent a Limo, I prefer black. Buy me a red dress in size 5. Rent your Tux Purchase tickets to R. Kelly Concert Purchase a dozen red roses, a box of chocolates, perfume, a diamond bracelet, card, and stuffed animal for me Rent a hotel for yourself because you can't spend the nite with me Pick me up at 5:30 pm I promise you that our date will be the best date you ever had. |
Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by khiaa(f): 7:32am On Feb 08, 2018 |
phazotron: lmao: Delusional! |
Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by phazotron(m): 5:10pm On Feb 08, 2018 |
khiaa: Na u sabi. And you're equally delusional to think there no good white girls out there or all the b*****s here are sensible. |
Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by khiaa(f): 6:37pm On Feb 08, 2018 |
phazotron: I know for a fact that you are delusional because I live amongst them and you don't. They aren't like you fantasize them to be, they are like every other woman on the earth. Some good some bad. I never said anything about the women in Nigeria because I'm not there and I don't know them but I can tell you that they are just like those white girls you fantasize about. Some are good and some are not so good. |
Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by vengedre(m): 2:40pm On Feb 09, 2018 |
khiaa: Sister stop lying na... U dey Benue |
Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by Sagamite(m): 4:46pm On Feb 09, 2018 |
khiaa: No problem! Most KFC are 3 star but I know one in Westfield Mall that has 2 floors and soft chairs. That one should be 5 star. khiaa: A ride at the back of my Okada is more intimate jor. You would be holding me skin to skin. khiaa: Huh? Mba! I no dey do anorexic o. I don't do any girl below UK size 8 (US size 6)! So go and pile on weight before the 14th. khiaa: Does not fit my big belly. I only wear Agbada everywhere I go. khiaa: Now you talking! {In my thick Yoruba accent} "I no see notin rong, in a littubi of bump and grind" khiaa: Stuffed animal ke? Are we doing sacrifice to my ancestors? For that we don't use stuff animal o, American! Na human being we dey use. khiaa: Huh? Anuofia!!! So you just wan come chop for my head and leave my pokus hanging hard? 419! 1 Like |
Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by khiaa(f): 8:36pm On Feb 09, 2018 |
vengedre: Benue What am I lying about? |
Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by khiaa(f): 11:00pm On Feb 09, 2018 |
Sagamite: 1. I don't eat KFC, if I want fried chicken I would make it myself. 2. Ok, this might be interesting. 3. I'm not skinny, I'm the perfect weight for my height, I'm not a tall Woman. You will love my thickness. 4.You must loose that belly before the 14th so start doing sit ups, morning, noon, and night. 5. Excellent, we agree on Robert. 6.Yes, I want a stuffed Teddy bear to remind me of the date and you. 7. There's no 419 here I'm just training you on how to treat me. |
Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by Sagamite(m): 2:00pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
khiaa: I can come to yours in Cali. khiaa: I do like my milkshake thick. khiaa: Huh? Wetin? You don't know that is a sign of wealth and big man in Africa. Even better than a Rolex. You want people to think I am poor and malnourished? khiaa: Trust me, you will get better than that. This Teddy will stuff you with a lil Nigerian rugrat that would make you remember him for the rest of your life. |
Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by khiaa(f): 9:34am On Feb 11, 2018 |
Sagamite: 1. Yes, come to Cali and I will cook you a soul food dinner. 2. Well you won't be disappointed with my milkshake. 3. Having a big belly is a sign of greed besides you're not in Africa so lose that belly. 4. LMAO I don't want a rugrat by a dead beat dad, just purchase the Teddy bear like I requested. |
Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by Sagamite(m): 11:24am On Feb 11, 2018 |
khiaa: |
Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by Sagamite(m): 1:06pm On Feb 13, 2018 |
khiaa: I am at the airport now, babes. See you tomorrow in Cali for valentines. By the way, I prefer being on top. So get ready for action tomorrow night. PS: I hope you have a will already written? Because on a few occassions while climbing on some girls, they have ended up not waking up the next morning. Which just created a mess, as their families did not know how to share their assets as they had no will in place. I don't know what the fck happened. Maybe they were just unable to handle my dicck. 1 Like |
Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by Nobody: 4:51pm On Feb 13, 2018 |
Sagamite: not sure they would be able to erm find it |
Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by Sagamite(m): 6:38pm On Feb 13, 2018 |
Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by khiaa(f): 9:43am On Feb 14, 2018 |
Sagamite: LMAO It wasn't your pedar it was your belly, keep that big fat belly away from my body. Happy Valentines Day. |
Re: How Do I Get Him Back?!!! by Sagamite(m): 10:53am On Feb 14, 2018 |
khiaa: What? You don't want that baaaady? Maybe it is because you are yet to see me in a suit. "Am out here drippin' in finesse It don't make no sense My belly drippin' in finesse You know it, you know it" Happy Vals, cutie. 1 Like |
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