All the way from the oil city of Warri, I greet you righteously. I remain that loyal Panda.

This year, the truth is that, I cannot comman go and kill myself. If you nor get money, abeg hide your babe.

Ah swear, this thing is surprising me.

Wait first, how can...

No... No.!!! (confusely shaking my head)

Why is it that when it's Christmas festive period, price of fuel will skyrock and when it's Valentine period number of single girls will also skyrock.

Ohhh.... you noticed too?

... flash back to February 14 last year.

but before then, I meet this dangerous girl for my guy wedding.
She fine scatter, the body dey mad person, I come dey form posh based on the kind setting

Base on logistics ,
This chick got me up on a snap matter. She real fine, she said her name was Agata, She no dey Facetime, She dey minimize data, So I dey buy airtime forming big papa

(oyah, stop singing lah)... This is my tlue life story. Lol

So Agata and I started dating

I come rearrange her
Use my new tactics
The way I dey toast
You will think I do practice
I dey tickle the fancy of a true bad chick
Like I did magic it was too rapid
She say she will knack me if I will have patience
But right now, I won't even touch if she was dark naked

So what really happened February 14 Last year?

Lemme cut the chase.
I con know say Agata just dey search for maga.

How I take know?

Not only did she come with her friends to our date,
She ordered six wraps
Ordered meat pie
Ordered pizza
And you still packed take away for your sister

But when we were at home she was still wearing bra
When was offing light

Unto say I understand the matter,

I told her to take twelve wraps
take meat pie
take pizza
And even take away for her family

I told her to be eating, that I needed to make a call.
I called my mum to ask her if she's fine. She said, she needed somone to help her wash the breakable plates she wants to use to serve visitors food.

.... nah so I take Vanish.

Don't comman fight me, am not feeling fine.

Nah Warri girl you follow do that one

TechPanda:
All the way from the oil city of Warri, I greet you righteously. I remain that loyal Panda.

This year, the truth is that, I cannot comman go and kill myself. If you nor get money, abeg hide your babe.

Ah swear, this thing is surprising me.

Wait first, how can...

No... No.!!! (confusely shaking my head)

Why is it that when it's Christmas festive period, price of fuel will skyrock and when it's Valentine period number of single girls will also skyrock.

Ohhh.... you noticed too?

... flash back to February 14 last year.

but before then, I meet this dangerous girl for my guy wedding.
She fine scatter, the body dey mad person, I come dey form posh based on the kind setting

Base on logistics ,
This chick got me up on a snap matter. She real fine, she said her name was Agata, She no dey Facetime, She dey minimize data, So I dey buy airtime forming big papa

(oyah, stop singing lah)... This is my tlue life story. Lol

So Agata and I started dating

I come rearrange her
Use my new tactics
The way I dey toast
You will think I do practice
I dey tickle the fancy of a true bad chick
Like I did magic it was too rapid
She say she will knack me if I will have patience
But right now, I won't even touch if she was dark naked

So what really happened February 14 Last year?

Lemme cut the chase.
I con know say Agata just dey search for maga.

How I take know?

Not only did she come with her friends to our date,
She ordered six wraps
Ordered meat pie
Ordered pizza
And you still packed take away for your sister

But when we were at home she was still wearing bra
When was offing light

Unto say I understand the matter,

I told her to take twelve wraps
take meat pie
take pizza
And even take away for her family

I told her to be eating, that I needed to make a call.
I called my mum to ask her if she's fine. She said, she needed somone to help her wash the breakable plates she wants to use to serve visitors food.

.... nah so I take Vanish.

Don't comman fight me, am not feeling fine.

How will you feel fine when you are singing other people's songs.

Up there is a trash posted by an O.P

Understand I don't

Trash your post is

bjayx:
Up there is a trash posted by an O.P

c ur comment, u dey minimize data too?

TonicSolfa:
Nah Warri girl you follow do that one

Lolz abeg help me ask Panda ohhh..

hahahah. funny OP

wat i dont understand is why girls that bear Agatha re always short..

my friend has dated two Agatha and my sista's friend answers Agatha too. All of em re barely 4.5 Ft

cc chewingstick

TechPanda:


cc chewingstick

baba, you know say nah true matter i yarn nah.

that poster is funny but u're funnier. You siggi self nah highest.

hehe, btw, am just from ur blog. You've got a great blog with nice post.