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Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by Mandynews(f): 3:08am On Feb 12, 2018 |
Yesterday, an unusual trend happened on the Nigerian cyberspace, a mystery snake is said to have sneaked into the accounts office of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, in Makurdi, the Benue State capital and made away with N36 million cash. First City Monument Bank (FCMB) took to Twitter, shares a photo with captioned; "Now installed in all our branches. to open an account today. Another reason to #BankWithFCMB" (Work on all types of snakes!) The Nigerian snake gave FCMB an epic clap back which got the handle trending wrote via Twitter; "I don’t go to broke banks anyway ���" http://mandynews.com/2018/02/12/tweet-between-fcmb-bank-and-the-nigerian-snake/ 3 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by callmemikel(m): 4:23am On Feb 12, 2018 |
Clapback of the year...lol 57 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by Izecson3D(m): 4:36am On Feb 12, 2018 |
funny 1 Like |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by Flexherbal(m): 6:09am On Feb 12, 2018 |
Serious, funny and fun, all in one ! 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by apexJ(m): 6:38am On Feb 12, 2018 |
d way naija pple de find humor in everytin is very funny serious matter lyk dis naim dem don turn to national joke 124 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by Monzuur(m): 7:22am On Feb 12, 2018 |
Ahahahahah |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by soberdrunk(m): 7:23am On Feb 12, 2018 |
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Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by nony43(m): 7:23am On Feb 12, 2018 |
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Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by Gkay1(m): 7:23am On Feb 12, 2018 |
meaningless to me 6 Likes |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by smokedfish: 7:23am On Feb 12, 2018 |
Savagery 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by smokedfish: 7:24am On Feb 12, 2018 |
apexJ:you get joy at all? 5 Likes |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by Offpoint: 7:25am On Feb 12, 2018 |
Nigeria is a comedy stage hence we joke with everything. In sane countries the citizens would go Gaga and demand for explanation how a "mythical or mysterious snake" swallow such amount of money. but here in my country.... we create memes and make jokes, then rant on social media in about two weeks time everything dies down and we moved on with our lives. the circle continues like that and like that. I see a disastrous future for the unborn Nigerians. Our posterity will curse and judge us all just like most of us here are laying curse on Luggard. 48 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by Luukasz(m): 7:26am On Feb 12, 2018 |
Nigeria is an unserious nation, how did we get to the point of joking with sensitive and serious issues. Issues like this can't be made fun of in a country with a working system instead they would have fished out the snake and those behind it. But here all we do is to poke fun at everything.. which way Nigeria! 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by Oxster(m): 7:27am On Feb 12, 2018 |
Looted N36m!!! This my country ehh 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by jamace(m): 7:27am On Feb 12, 2018 |
LWKMD ![]() |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by papi22(m): 7:27am On Feb 12, 2018 |
Nigerian and epic response please borrow me mugabe 5 and 6 pix 1 Like |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by Lonestar124: 7:27am On Feb 12, 2018 |
What's funny |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by maverickdude(m): 7:28am On Feb 12, 2018 |
That handler just K.Od FCMB ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by jashar(f): 7:28am On Feb 12, 2018 |
![]() On a serious note though, the person that said snake swallowed a whole 36m as if it's baby rat ought to be sacked. In short, that whole office should be closed down. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by Nobody: 7:28am On Feb 12, 2018 |
If you don't joke with it, what will happen? Nothing. Let's catch fun please. Someone is not going to jail because of this. If you want to get away with crimes, Nigeria is just the best place for you... 8 Likes |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by jeeqaa7(m): 7:29am On Feb 12, 2018 |
apexJ: We cannot come and go and kee ourselves.. Dey have finished us already 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by maverickdude(m): 7:29am On Feb 12, 2018 |
papi22: ![]() 40 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by chigoizie7(m): 7:30am On Feb 12, 2018 |
Nigerian snakes are wiser. Trust me, by now, other snakes will be blaming that one that swallowed common N36 million. because him do spoil shows for them. 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by Dandsome: 7:30am On Feb 12, 2018 |
Every serious issue in Nigeria we turn it to joke 1 Like |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by jeeqaa7(m): 7:32am On Feb 12, 2018 |
Luukasz: Your seriousness cannot make them stop lying foolishly.. Just laff before your BP go kee you join.. What doesn't kill us... Na just 2019.. All this rubbish go end 9 Likes |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by modik(m): 7:32am On Feb 12, 2018 |
Corruption free Government. Lol. Snake kwa! 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by Nobody: 7:33am On Feb 12, 2018 |
Unserious people Unserious nation 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by lonelydora: 7:33am On Feb 12, 2018 |
Nigerian Snake is a funny being |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by Princejebs(m): 7:33am On Feb 12, 2018 |
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Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by designVATExcel: 7:34am On Feb 12, 2018 |
Lol nigerians, so someone already opened a twitter account @nigeriasnake Creative post on both ends, though this isn't a funny issue at all. EFCC never do anything oh, but if to say today they retract or deny the statement, maybe |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by Luukasz(m): 7:34am On Feb 12, 2018 |
smokedfish:What joy is there to derive by poking fun at a matter that requires national urgency 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Tweet Between FCMB Bank And The Nigerian Snake (photos) by rawtouch: 7:35am On Feb 12, 2018 |
chaiii.. to go work will not hungry fcmb people this week.. |
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