Am just writing this post to discourage the so called Nice Guys and Timid men and guys not to give that gift to Bae yet. Please hold on and read through. Ask yourself, aside sex...Does Bae serve any other purpose in your life? Why give her that Phone instead of Momma? Why transfer Bae that money? How long do you last in bed? 30 minutes? That brings us to the topic of Masturbation. Masturbation lasts lesser time if applied well. It even serves a higher purpose.

Illegal and illicit sex is even more dangerous sef. It exposes you to a lot more than you know. Topic for another day.

Masturbation on the other hand is heavenly and highly golden. Its personal and connects you to you alone.

If you Masturbate and YOU feel weak and guilty afterwards, its because YOU HAVE NOT BONDED WITH YOUR HANDS

I have never had a girlfriend since 4 years and I have not known the kind of Peace I know now.

Another reason why you feel guilty after masturbation is because your pastor or priest have deceived you that a sky daddy will punish you for masturbation. Its a lie. Masturbation is natural. If you are able to convince yourself that its not its not bad, YOU WILL EVENTUALLY COME TO DISCOVER HOW UNIQUE AND SWEET MASTURBATION IS. I have beenat at i masturbating for over 20 years and it has never gotten boring to me.

My Point? Aside Sex, there is nothing the Average Nigerian girl has to offer. So rather spend than spend that money today on a Nigerian woman or girl, Why not use it and buy momma a gift? Use that money and appreciate the woman that nurtured you. I just bought my mother a gold watch and necklace.™ Do same for your momma.

Mind you, am not saying I don't do sex. Nope. I do. But I don't spend a dime. To find a Nigerian girl that will sex you for free is hard. So what I do is to replace them with my hands pending when any of them falls. That way, able to save up and buy what I use to take care of myself alone.

Again, anytime I ask a girl out and she refuses, what I do is to memorise her pics in my head. When I reach my house, I will envision her naked figure in my brain and sex her. That way, she becomes useless. I will then delete her number. Please don't allow any girl intimidate you with her beauty. Behind that beauty is a fish brain.

LEARN TO MASTURBATE PROPERLY AND WOMEN WILL BECOME IRRELEVANT IN YOUR LIFE. THANKS.

NB
Mind you, am not preaching hatred against Nigerian women. Never. Am just trying to buttress the fact that aside Sex, there is nothing else they have to offer. By the way, that girl you are planning to waste money on tonight may refuse you sex afterwards. Don't give her that expensive gift yet. Somebody is getting that booty for free. Worst, she will have a fish smelling pusssy.

Exactly.


Masturbation rocks my world. Could imagine having a thréesome with Nicki minaj and trey songs and it'll look so real in my head. I'd definitely get my big O.

We're all after the big O. It don't matte how you achieve this. So long no one's hurt.
Well, except they're into BDSM?

FluidQueen:
Exactly.


Masturbation rocks my world. Could imagine having a thréesome with Nicki minaj and trey songs and it'll look so real in my head. I'd definitely get my big O.

We're all after the big O. It don't matte how you achieve this. So long no one's hurt.
Well, except they're into BDSM?

Chaiiiiiiii

YourTerror:
If you Masturbate and YOU feel weak and guilty afterwards, its because YOU HAVE NOT BONDED WITH YOUR HANDS

I have never had a girlfriend since 4 years and I have not known the kind of Peace I know now.

Another reason why you feel guilty after masturbation is because your pastor or priest have deceived you that a sky daddy will punish you for masturbation. Its a lie. Masturbation is natural. If you are able to convince yourself that its not its not bad, YOU WILL EVENTUALLY COME TO DISCOVER HOW UNIQUE AND SWEET MASTURBATION IS. I have been masturbating for over 20 years and it has never gotten boring to me.

My Point? Aside Sex, there is nothing the Average Nigerian girl has to offer. So rather spend than spend that money today on a Nigerian woman or girl, Why not use it and buy momma a gift? Use that money and appreciate the woman that nurtured you. I just bought my mother a gold watch and necklace.™ Do same for your momma.

Mind you, am not saying I don't do sex. Nope. I do. But I don't spend a dime. To find a Nigerian girl that will sex you for free is hard. So what I do is to replace them with my hands pending when any of them falls. That way, able to save up and buy what I use to take care of myself alone.

Again, anytime I ask a girl out and she refuses, what I do is to memorise her pics in my head. When I reach my house, I will envision her naked figure in my brain and sex her. That way, she becomes useless. I will then delete her number. Please don't allow any girl intimidate you with her beauty. Behind that beauty is a fish brain.

LEARN TO MASTURBATE PROPERLY AND WOMEN WILL BECOME IRRELEVANT IN YOUR LIFE. THANKS.

NB
Mind you, am not preaching hatred against Nigerian women. Never. Am just trying to buttress the fact that aside Sex, there is nothing else they have to offer. By the way, that girl you are planning to waste money on tonight may refuse you sex afterwards. Don't give her that expensive gift yet. Somebody is getting that booty for free. Worst, she will have a fish smelling pusssy.

FluidQueen:
Exactly.


Masturbation rocks my world. Could imagine having a thréesome with Nicki minaj and trey songs and it'll look so real in my head. I'd definitely get my big O.

We're all after the big O. It don't matte how you achieve this. So long no one's hurt.
Well, except they're into BDSM?

Both of you need to visit T. B Joshua for deliverance...you need help and you don't know it.

So all this novel just for masturbation??





Strange things still dey happen oh

Masturbation is bad, the shitt is not healthy spiritually and naturally.

olihilistic:
Masturbation is bad, the shitt is not healthy spiritually and naturally.

Illegal sex is even more dangerous. It exposes you to a lot more than you know.

Masturbation on the other hand is heavenly and highly golden. Its personal and connects you to you alone.

FluidQueen:
Exactly.


Masturbation rocks my world. Could imagine having a thréesome with Nicki minaj and trey songs and it'll look so real in my head. I'd definitely get my big O.

We're all after the big O. It don't matte how you achieve this. So long no one's hurt.
Well, except they're into BDSM?

☣ ☠


∆ You try you try!!!
Well done

Are you trying to make the guy feel that you're better off in the game?

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☣ ☠

OrestesDante:



☣ ☠


∆ You try you try!!!
Well done

Are you trying to make the guy feel that you're better off in the game?

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☣ ☠

no competition.

YourTerror:


Illegal sex is even more dangerous. It exposes you to a lot more than you know.

Masturbation on the other hand is heavenly and highly golden. Its personal and connects you to you alone.

In this regard, try and have a girlfriend that respects your libido.
I can bet my life you will hate masturbation for the rest of your life.
It ruins your thinking ability.
That shitt does more harm than good..

olihilistic:
Masturbation is bad, the shitt is not healthy spiritually and naturally.

it's healthier than fornication.


CONS
Give orgasms
Makes me squirt
I get to utilize my mind
Promotes Self sufficiency
No STDS

FluidQueen:
it's healthier than fornication.


CONS
Give orgasms
Makes me squirt
I get to utilize my mind
Promotes Self sufficiency
No STDS

Squrting isn't a problem.
I'd like to have a night quickie with you..
Making you reach orgasm depends on the ability of your partner and not your mindset.
Where you base?

olihilistic:

Squrting isn't a problem.
I'd like to have a night quickie with you..
Making you reach orgasm depends on the ability of your partner and not your mindset.
Where you base?

I'd rather achieve this alone. Free of STDs. Thank you

FluidQueen:
I'd rather achieve this alone. Free of STDs. Thank you

Good luck in your self stroking and cucumbating.

olihilistic:


In this regard, try and have a girlfriend that respects your libido.
I can bet my life you will hate masturbation for the rest of your life.
It ruins your thinking ability.
That shitt does more harm than good..

@ The bolded... You say?

Lol. I have 2 degrees and 1 Masters already. All of them first class. Am the CEO of my own company.

YourTerror:


@ The bolded... You say?

Lol. I have 2 degrees and 1 Masters already. All of them first class. Am the CEO of my own company.

Wow wow.

You're the real MVP boss, I doff my hat sir...
More Vaseline to your left hand and more pornhub to your URL..

olihilistic:

Wow wow.

You're the real MVP boss, I doff my hat sir...
More Vaseline to your left hand and more pornhub to your URL..

Thank God you now understand. This post was geared at a purpose. Hopefully, it achieves it.

YourTerror:


Thank God you now understand. This post was geared at a purpose. Hopefully, it achieves it.

You fit reason me part-time job for your company make I d run na?

olihilistic:
You fit reason me part-time job for your company make I d run na?

Where are you based? Thats what matters. I import and distribute wines.

Nigeria change bad gan ni ooo...that masturbation don turn good thing over night