Chelseafan1:
Omo, una dey try o. I can never read that shii, it's just too long. I feel like I'm gonna die reading it.

Tval:
Batman with two goals tonight.

jamescross:
these two posts are just way off, can't you both have stayed quiet or atleast pretend you read the whole thing must you both spoil the atmosphere by posting a goofy reaction.

don't you both know how to attend a funeral

Chelseafan1:


Hahahaha, I'm not sure I have attended a funeral bro.

The thing tire me to real nd I really wanna see what's making guys emotional about the post. Abeg, summarise give me.

Nihilist:
see all these softies

shouting im touched, im touched, like an uncle just left their bedroom...

all these stone hearted, coconut headed thugs, with tear ducts long disconnected from the mains, forming emotional...

Then someone will come and post someones picture here, and you evil muthafuckas will start laughing...

touched ko, torchlight ni

jamescross:


don't you both know how to attend a funeral

jamescross:
it's a beautiful story about friendship, sports, love, death and birth. she gives birth to tiago (remember that name)

PlainJAY:


Chelseafan1 own na to chop rice or puffpuff

Ibime:




I read it on PC. I did not know it would be so long if not I might have stopped, but after the first few parahraphs, I just had to finish it.

Neymar1095:
Just for the record, Messi has not scored against Chelsea in 8 games, and Suarez not scored in the Champions League this season.

Skimpletyger:

Lol boss, I greet you righteously.

I wanted to ask, was there ever a time Chelsea board went for Marcelo?

Ibime:


Why, when we had Ashley Cole

Ephaig:

He supports Madrid City and Chelsea

Supported Chelsea and Madrid last season because they did well but this season he's supporting City for obvious reasons. If Chelsea gets back to the top next month, chelsea will become his number 1 club

Skimpletyger:

Prime Cole and Marcelo, who would you go for?

Skimpletyger:

Prime Cole and Marcelo, who would you go for?

Griffon:


Depends on what your philosophy really is.

If you are a proponent of all attacking style of play, a manager who loves to stretch play and pin the opposition in their halve, then you need a prime Marcelo.

If you are a defensively astute gaffer who loves to build from the back, a prime Ashley Cole is all you need to man your LB.

I am not really a huge fan of Marcelo, I think he is somewhat a suspect defensively, and the way I see it, it's carrying out well your primary duty that defines how good you really are.

I don't care how many goals you score as a defender, I want to know if you can really defend, your goals are just bonuses.

For my dream team, a prime David Alaba is what I need. He's got it all.

Griffon:
I hear say Asensio is house hunting in London.

jamescross:

and ibime i never seen play lwb just lb and is still best lb in the world.

Griffon:


Tears rolled down my cheeks reading this line , "Why did he have to make that save in the last minute?"

Man I haven't gotten this emotional in a long time, you just got me on that track with this piece.

This is investigative journalism at its finest. I can only imagine how much time that was put it in to get these together, I can only imagine how crazy it was for the families of the deceased to narrate these off-field events.

I feel like owning a Chape Jersey right now, I really do.

Nihilist:
see all these softies

shouting im touched, im touched, like an uncle just left their bedroom...

all these stone hearted, coconut headed thugs, with tear ducts long disconnected from the mains, forming emotional...

Then someone will come and post someones picture here, and you evil muthafuckas will start laughing...

touched ko, torchlight ni

jamescross:
a prime alaba how old is he now

anyway Marcelo is better 'prime' alaba and ashley cole. marcelo also played in a mou team like cole.

Griffon:


Still substitute the word 'Prime' for 'in-form', I will still have David Alaba.

Boy used to be Marcos Alonso, Marcelo and Ashley Cole put together. No jokes.

Dunno what's up with him now, I haven't seen Bayern's game in God-knows-how-long.

Griffon:


Still substitute the word 'Prime' for 'in-form', I will still have David Alaba.

Boy used to be Marcos Alonso, Marcelo and Ashley Cole put together. No jokes.

Dunno what's up with him now, I haven't seen Bayern's game in God-knows-how-long.