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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Tomoyayi(m): 9:57pm On Feb 19, 2018
Saintsammurai:
you can use a newly bought sim without registration for some days..

You chop fish abi
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by statrboiTolu(m): 9:58pm On Feb 19, 2018
Haha!! Op, hope say no b ur story b this? U wan cm use style hear our view....

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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Junior66(m): 9:58pm On Feb 19, 2018
samkevie:
phone trace in naija??!!lol
yes Sir. from the little I know, your phone sends her I'dentity and the sim card Identity to your network subscriber whenever you connect with them. So dropping your sim card means you have dropped only one of your identity cards. If, for instance, one uses a Nokia phone and a glo like to commit a crime, you burn your glo line and start using another line on the same Nokia phone. it will register that the same phone that was used to commit the criminal act is still the same phone using another sim card to make calls.

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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Nobody: 9:58pm On Feb 19, 2018
Saintsammurai:
Use a new Sim card, call the police and report a dead person, give them the location but only after you have disposed the body in a place far from home inside a Ghana must go bag.

Then burn the new sim with fire...


And if u get caught carrying the corpse nko?
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Tomoyayi(m): 9:59pm On Feb 19, 2018
Saintsammurai:
you can use a newly bought sim without registration for some days..

It's not going to work. Where were you when MTN was fined?
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by omoiyalayi(m): 10:00pm On Feb 19, 2018
Willexmania:

Lmao.... You Watch Too Many Nollywood Movies.

grin grin grin

Not really not a fan of Nollywood

#TeanmHollywood
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by omoiyalayi(m): 10:00pm On Feb 19, 2018
Willexmania:

Lmao.... You Watch Too Many Nollywood Movies.

grin grin grin

Not really not a fan of Nollywood

#TeamHollywood

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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by guseman(m): 10:00pm On Feb 19, 2018
Always do the right thing. Call the police and be ready to spend money. Many years ago na so one faint due to excessive drink and too much anointing..Omo drink clear for my eyes and my JT just went lame, when she woke up....I behave, since that day.... I have turn to Mr Easi

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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by bolakale23(m): 10:01pm On Feb 19, 2018
I go turn Mr Kaplan straight
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Daddybright1986(m): 10:04pm On Feb 19, 2018
I will just stopped assuming

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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by ki12: 10:04pm On Feb 19, 2018
last comment alwaz dey make sense pass...who don notice am before?
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by heendrix(m): 10:04pm On Feb 19, 2018
Junior66:

the phone can be traced to you. phones also have their own identities just like sim cards.

Na so lol...keep whyning
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Delivar(m): 10:04pm On Feb 19, 2018
Culin:
Since I live in Nigeria, I won't report this to the police They don't have 'one single' sense at all, they'll just send me straight to prison without carrying out an investigation or an autopsy report. I think I've watched enough episodes of 'The blacklist' and IDx to be able to dispose a body properly and clean the scene without being caught. Talk is cheap sha, I pray I never get into such a situation.
The risk in doing this is if you get caught trying to dispose the body you might be killed by jungle justice and held totally responsible. But if you report yourself to the police you have a chance of clearing yourself.

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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by madgoat(m): 10:05pm On Feb 19, 2018
Just do one more round of sex with the body and then bail out. Go underground for a while and resurface as if nothing happened kiss
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Tomoyayi(m): 10:06pm On Feb 19, 2018
JamaicanLove:
I just don't want to picture myself in such situation. GOD FORBID. cry


You be guy
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by yeman2012(m): 10:06pm On Feb 19, 2018
mikaael:
fvck her well to confirm if she is truly dead....
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by PastorLucifer: 10:07pm On Feb 19, 2018
Nonsense.

Amateurs everywhere in this group.



1. Remain calm.

2. Leave her, go out & get some nitrous acid nitrous acid (HNO 3) & hydrochloric acid or hydrofluoric acid to deal with especially resistant matrices.

3. Make sure the reaction occurs in an enclosed system like a plastic barrel with a lockable lid.

4. Now, put the body inside, pour in 15 to 20 Litres of 65 % HNO 3, add a few hundred grams of calcium fluoride (CaF 2 ), lock the barrel shut, and allow the chemistry to take its course.

Flesh, bones & innards will all dissolve within hours.


Pack the remaining debris in a polythene bag & leave trash 4 LAWMA.

Thank me later.

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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Junior66(m): 10:08pm On Feb 19, 2018
heendrix:


Na so lol...keep whyning
they can't be traced right? ask yourself how customer care ageñts know the model of phones we use to call them.
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by heendrix(m): 10:12pm On Feb 19, 2018
Junior66:

they can't be traced right? ask yourself how customer care ageñts know the model of phones we use to call them.

which customer care? shey the ones that do ask "please can I know the time of phone ur using" ? comedian grin
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by christ007(m): 10:17pm On Feb 19, 2018
Passy089:
lipsrsealed

After clubbing and having fun,you took a girl home ....only to wake up in the morning to find her stone dead..what would you do?
am gonna be so struck,because i won't think straight for awhile. But I will make a noise so everybody in the compound will know know what they will say what to coz they will be my weakness.
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Tomoyayi(m): 10:19pm On Feb 19, 2018
PastorLucifer:
Nonsense.

Amateurs everywhere in this group.



1. Remain calm.

2. Leave her, go out & get some nitrous acid nitrous acid (HNO 3) & hydrochloric acid or hydrofluoric acid to deal with especially resistant matrices.

3. Make sure the reaction occurs in an enclosed system like a plastic barrel with a lockable lid.

4. Now, put the body inside, pour in 15 to 20 Litres of 65 % HNO 3, add a few hundred grams of calcium fluoride (CaF 2 ), lock the barrel shut, and allow the chemistry to take its course.

Flesh, bones & innards will all dissolve within hours.


Pack the remaining debris in a polythene bag & leave trash 4 LAWMA.

Thank me later.


You want to use HNO 3 and HCL inside plastic barrel embarassed . Only the concentrated one might work. Where you come from sef
Where will you get all those chemicals

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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Unicorn6498(m): 10:19pm On Feb 19, 2018
DeSepiero:
Call your lawyer!
Invite the police and file a report.
Keep track of your witnesses for testimony when the need arises.
Pay for an autopsy.
Settle with the family.
Carry on with your life!
too much of America movies ... try that in Nigeria and your life will never remain dsame. By the time the police you invited torture you , you will confess and admit to crime you know nothing about.

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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by heendrix(m): 10:20pm On Feb 19, 2018
PastorLucifer:
Nonsense.

Amateurs everywhere in this group.



1. Remain calm.

2. Leave her, go out & get some nitrous acid nitrous acid (HNO 3) & hydrochloric acid or hydrofluoric acid to deal with especially resistant matrices.

3. Make sure the reaction occurs in an enclosed system like a plastic barrel with a lockable lid.

4. Now, put the body inside, pour in 15 to 20 Litres of 65 % HNO 3, add a few hundred grams of calcium fluoride (CaF 2 ), lock the barrel shut, and allow the chemistry to take its course.

Flesh, bones & innards will all dissolve within hours.


Pack the remaining debris in a polythene bag & leave trash 4 LAWMA.

Thank me later.

Lol....those professors carry lie give you. dont sink that in buddy
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by rezzy: 10:20pm On Feb 19, 2018
Loling
PastorLucifer:
Nonsense.

Amateurs everywhere in this group.



1. Remain calm.

2. Leave her, go out & get some nitrous acid nitrous acid (HNO 3) & hydrochloric acid or hydrofluoric acid to deal with especially resistant matrices.

3. Make sure the reaction occurs in an enclosed system like a plastic barrel with a lockable lid.

4. Now, put the body inside, pour in 15 to 20 Litres of 65 % HNO 3, add a few hundred grams of calcium fluoride (CaF 2 ), lock the barrel shut, and allow the chemistry to take its course.

Flesh, bones & innards will all dissolve within hours.


Pack the remaining debris in a polythene bag & leave trash 4 LAWMA.

Thank me later.
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by rottennaija(m): 10:24pm On Feb 19, 2018
Culin:
Since I live in Nigeria, I won't report this to the police They don't have 'one single' sense at all, they'll just send me straight to prison without carrying out an investigation or an autopsy report. I think I've watched enough episodes of 'The blacklist' and IDx to be able to dispose a body properly and clean the scene without being caught. Talk is cheap sha, I pray I never get into such a situation.

Don't even try it. You will get yourself into more trouble than you ever imagined. There is no how you would have taken someone home with you without a single witness.

Just call the police and get a good lawyer to bail you

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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by EMEKA1MILLION(m): 10:25pm On Feb 19, 2018
Buy hacksaw and do a dexter!
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by shegsrules(m): 10:29pm On Feb 19, 2018
Culin:
Since I live in Nigeria, I won't report this to the police They don't have 'one single' sense at all, they'll just send me straight to prison without carrying out an investigation or an autopsy report. I think I've watched enough episodes of 'The blacklist' and IDx to be able to dispose a body properly and clean the scene without being caught. Talk is cheap sha, I pray I never get into such a situation.


The Blacklist makes it look so easy but hmmm, In such situation panic won't allow. May such not befall us.

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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by busky101(m): 10:32pm On Feb 19, 2018
Culin:
Since I live in Nigeria, I won't report this to the police They don't have 'one single' sense at all, they'll just send me straight to prison without carrying out an investigation or an autopsy report. I think I've watched enough episodes of 'The blacklist' and IDx to be able to dispose a body properly and clean the scene without being caught. Talk is cheap sha, I pray I never get into such a situation.
mr Kaplan

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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Prudent200: 10:38pm On Feb 19, 2018
blessedvisky:

There are apps you can use to send anonymous msgs
please what the name of the application

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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by smith666999(m): 10:40pm On Feb 19, 2018
DeSepiero:
Call your lawyer! Invite the police and file a report. Keep track of your witnesses for testimony when the need arises. Pay for an autopsy. Settle with the family. Carry on with your life!

Do all this for how much?
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Nobody: 10:41pm On Feb 19, 2018
christ007:
am gonna be so struck,because i won't think straight for awhile. But I will make a noise so everybody in the compound will know know what they will say what to coz they will be my weakness.

weakness indeed

Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by smith666999(m): 10:45pm On Feb 19, 2018
dododawa1:
Why taking prostitute to your home.



to get her pregnant of course

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