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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Culin(f): 9:45am On Feb 20, 2018
skylane:
wow i only watched two seasons so he tried killing kaplan?he has broken some laws of power,how will you try to go after those that know you well? tom too you they are all criminal spies like bond himself?i so much love such movies,imagine the usa police working for a criminal? thats law 7 in the 48 laws of power! have you read it?

Yes, by Robert Greene or so. You only watched two seasons? Jeez. Try and catch up. I'm in S5E13
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by TeejayMaya(m): 9:48am On Feb 20, 2018
Lol naughty me tongue alright let's not derail the thread and continue in our own private thread wink
#NeverSayNever
Culin:


Hahaha, are you asking me out on a NL thread?! #NeverSayNever I guess.
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Culin(f): 9:51am On Feb 20, 2018
TeejayMaya:
Lol naughty me tongue alright let's not derail the thread and continue in our own private thread wink
#NeverSayNever

Lol ok.
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by SPOILT9JAOLOSHO(m): 9:52am On Feb 20, 2018
omoiyalayi:
I used to think of it o

Hmmmmmmmm may God not let it happen to me

There was a time a girl I met on Facebook came visiting in the night I woke up at five times checking on her making sure she's still breathing and on the other hand checking if she hadn't change to snake, fish or something

Na God just dey save man o
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by DeWorlex45(m): 9:57am On Feb 20, 2018
omoiyalayi:
I used to think of it o

Hmmmmmmmm may God not let it happen to me

There was a time a girl I met on Facebook came visiting in the night I woke up at five times checking on her making sure she's still breathing and on the other hand checking if she hadn't change to snake, fish or something

Na God just dey save man o
Bros eeh, ur own consciousness no be here o. chaii,.. una weldone. @ a lady on facebook.
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by skylane: 10:01am On Feb 20, 2018
Culin:


Yes, by Robert Greene or so. You only watched two seasons? Jeez. Try and catch up. I'm in S5E13
season what? wow kin je nisa fa,are you really in bauchi?
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Papadoh(m): 10:05am On Feb 20, 2018
This scenario reminds me of one of my favourite series: The Night Of.
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by DeWorlex45(m): 10:09am On Feb 20, 2018
PastorLucifer:
Nonsense.

Amateurs everywhere in this group.



1. Remain calm.

2. Leave her, go out & get some nitrous acid nitrous acid (HNO 3) & hydrochloric acid or hydrofluoric acid to deal with especially resistant matrices.

3. Make sure the reaction occurs in an enclosed system like a plastic barrel with a lockable lid.

4. Now, put the body inside, pour in 15 to 20 Litres of 65 % HNO 3, add a few hundred grams of calcium fluoride (CaF 2 ), lock the barrel shut, and allow the chemistry to take its course.

Flesh, bones & innards will all dissolve within hours.


Pack the remaining debris in a polythene bag & leave trash 4 LAWMA.

Thank me later.
Whaooo, typical opinion from a certifird ''Biochemistry'' expert, or even a Medic. i really respect dis opinion. But in a situation where som1 dont have d knowledge of ur suggestion, what can be done??
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Culin(f): 10:12am On Feb 20, 2018
skylane:
season what? wow kin je nisa fa,are you really in bauchi?

Yes I've gone far. Yes I'm in BH.
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Emmyk(m): 10:20am On Feb 20, 2018
I came to read comments but I personally have no comment. grin grin
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by skylane: 10:24am On Feb 20, 2018
Culin:


Yes I've gone far. Yes I'm in BH.
okay i live in jos,i heard ita close to bh
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by BIXYBABE: 10:45am On Feb 20, 2018
Why will a reasonable person carry Olosho go home. Not even a girlfriend

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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by creatorsverse(m): 10:52am On Feb 20, 2018
Culin:


Yes! Mr Kaplan. So cold and deadly. Cuts up dead bodies like birthday cakes.

mr kaplan and tom keen are dead
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by HomoDroid(m): 11:02am On Feb 20, 2018
Quite an unfortunate situation.

However, I believe every man has a right to self-recovery. The obvious path to thread is to find a clean way to dispose of the evidence.
Bodies are dumped in Lagos on a daily basis - all the headless bodies reported are done by people anyways, not by ghosts. so there's a good chance of doing it successfully, rather than just lie their and cry, you take your chances with a composed demeanor.

You need to retrace your steps to check out possibilities of witnesses the previous night. If a neighbour say you both go in, you can chat him up by asking if he saw the girl leave - that she 'nearly kill you' and you thank you she finally left! That's you alibi no 1.

Remember in homicide cases, to prove murder requires some elements. Getting rid of any of the critical elements increases you chances of escape and makes it more difficult for prosecution to prove beyond reasonable doubt. There needs to be a body, a weapon or means of killing traceable to the suspect, there also needs to be a motive - in this case none!

Disposing the body further reduces the chance of conviction. It is riskier to make lump disposal and less risky with piecemeal if you have the privacy to accomplish that. In any case, make sure you complete the task as soon as possible.

The most difficult part is making peace with your conscience and your creator! Confess your sin and repent. Promise God to stop frolicking for the rest of your days if He sees you through.

Now we all realize the good thing the Holy Book teaches in Prov - stolen waters are are sweet and bread eaten in secret is pleasant.. but they know not that the dead are there, and all her guests are in the bottom of HELL.

Prepare to shed some cash to Police, Lawyer, Relations of the Dead (if you get caught)

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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Culin(f): 11:13am On Feb 20, 2018
creatorsverse:


mr kaplan and tom keen are dead

Uhmm what season are you? Because I still think Tom is not dead for real, and mr Kaplan only faked her death so she could get back at Reddington.
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Culin(f): 11:17am On Feb 20, 2018
skylane:
okay i live in jos,i heard ita close to bh

Yea
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by skylane: 11:22am On Feb 20, 2018
Culin:

Yea
have you seen originals?
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Culin(f): 11:28am On Feb 20, 2018
skylane:
have you seen originals?
No, I'm not following that series. We're so derailing the thread, lol.
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by skylane: 11:39am On Feb 20, 2018
Culin:


No, I'm not following that series. We're so derailing the thread, lol.
yeh you right we go private then

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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by shegsrules(m): 1:55pm On Feb 20, 2018
Culin:


Uhmm what season are you? Because I still think Tom is not dead for real, and mr Kaplan only faked her death so she could get back at Reddington.


Thought Tom died, his corpse was shown and Lizzy went to the grave. For Mr. Kaplan his body was never seen.
But reddington has a way of always turning the tides to his favour in a calm way.
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by pedrilo: 2:27pm On Feb 20, 2018
DeSepiero:
Call your lawyer!
Invite the police and file a report.
Keep track of your witnesses for testimony when the need arises.
Pay for an autopsy.
Settle with the family.
Carry on with your life!
easier said than done.
in a shiithole country like ours where people can easily judge u
na to troway d dead bodi and beg God and the ghost for forgiveness abeg o

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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by hopefulLandlord: 3:47pm On Feb 20, 2018
Culin:
Since I live in Nigeria, I won't report this to the police They don't have 'one single' sense at all, they'll just send me straight to prison without carrying out an investigation or an autopsy report. I think I've watched enough episodes of 'The blacklist' and IDx to be able to dispose a body properly and clean the scene without being caught. Talk is cheap sha, I pray I never get into such a situation.

Haha hahaha, so you think disposing of bodies in real life is like Mr. Kaplan does? lmao! maybe you should watch some mythbusters

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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Nobody: 8:16pm On Feb 20, 2018
centboy123456:



am dear are u in lagos



Certainly not
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by centboy123456(m): 8:39pm On Feb 20, 2018
JamaicanLove:



Certainly not

OK you leave In edo sate right
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by creatorsverse(m): 11:19pm On Feb 20, 2018
Culin:


Uhmm what season are you? Because I still think Tom is not dead for real, and mr Kaplan only faked her death so she could get back at Reddington.
am in season 5 online nd season 6 in d market..... Lik if u download online its season 5 but buy from d mkt its season 6 whr u stopped was whr tom keen died

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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Nobody: 1:06am On Feb 21, 2018
centboy123456:



OK you leave In edo sate right




Yeah
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by centboy123456(m): 2:00am On Feb 21, 2018
JamaicanLove:





Yeah


how did I know anyway I want us to talk more send me ur fb I'd do I can add u Cuz I really need to talk to you
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by OgahBohz: 2:09am On Feb 21, 2018
Culin:

Yes?


dammn you slay! ...
and ah swear i wanna be friends with ya ...


say not No ..pls

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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Nobody: 8:47am On Feb 21, 2018
centboy123456:



how did I know anyway I want us to talk more send me ur fb I'd do I can add u Cuz I really need to talk to you



Add me up on Facebook as Alexis Dominic
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by centboy123456(m): 10:20am On Feb 21, 2018
JamaicanLove:




Add me up on Facebook as Alexis Dominic



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Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by kammali: 10:42am On Feb 21, 2018
If i have money i wll contact loya & police to come,but if i don't hv money to do decase and settle d family I wll run away o....
Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by Jakumo(m): 11:28am On Feb 21, 2018
Culin:
Since I live in Nigeria, I won't report this to the police They don't have 'one single' sense at all, they'll just send me straight to prison without carrying out an investigation or an autopsy report. I think I've watched enough episodes of 'The blacklist' and IDx to be able to dispose a body properly and clean the scene without being caught. Talk is cheap sha, I pray I never get into such a situation.

And why are you so reluctant to grace a prison cell in Nigeria ? Freedom is only a crutch for cowards who cannot face jail. Man up and go to jail.

Are you aware that as a constitutional right, you are ENTITLED to lodge as a non-paying guest in ANY police station detention room in Nigeria ?

There is nothing wrong with enjoying FREE government hospitality in ANY police station of the regional DPO's selection. Do not reject this right.

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