Hmm na wao ppl dey nairaland sha.

EmmySparky:
u must be a spy

I won't be on NL if I was one

Pearl05:
I don't eat avocado pear.

I always cut my toenails with my fingernails


I can clean my ears up to 5 times a day. Once I pass the cotton bud, I will just pick it even when there is no sign of dirt inside.

While sleeping if someone enters the room and talk, I will hear whatever that is said except if am dead tired or on medication.


Whenever I'm in a new environment, I can stay up to 4 days without poo unlike my two days intervals at home.

wow i got these characteristics ...except number 1

CaptainStephen:
I won't be on NL if I was one

lol spies take different identities so u can be undercover...we are watching u...

1- I hate cold weather!

2- I love spicy foods.

3- I love guns!

4- I am a perfectionist.

5- I don't like to sleep very much.

1.I love sex.....can be at it all day with the right person
2.I like bad boys and girls
3.Am a workaholic...what ever it takes to get the work done...am game.
4.I think open relationship is ok
5.I believe money can get you anyone and anything

1. I have ghost like traits.

2.I am asexual.

3.I love staring at the moon

4. I am not afraid of the dark.

5. I can go 72hours without eating.

1.In movies I don't like happy ending.
2.Love the dark(lights out at night n i shut the windows to avoid sunlight during the day) ,I feel more alive n active at night.
3. I don't have emotion killed that shii.
4.I lv vampires ,don't mind becoming one.
5.I lv n eat raw meat especially Bush meat.

the gods are mad at you .... just go to the nearest sewage n wash your head with iron sponge n cleanse ur mouth with hypo ,that should work. thank me later.....


cnt help you ,try Google sha.

Gofwane:
in your mind?? I don't get.

I mean ur post is like you are reading my mind

Gebbson007:
1.In movies I don't like happy ending.
2.Love the dark(lights out at night n i shut the windows to avoid sunlight during the day) ,I feel more alive n active at night.
3. I don't have emotion killed that shii.
4.I lv vampires ,don't mind becoming one.
5.I lv n eat raw meat especially Bush meat.

Lassa fever dey oooo. So you are stone cold heart?

EmmySparky:
lol spies take different identities so u can be undercover...we are watching u...

As per Senior spy ba

I prefer watching movie to sex,
love being alone and stay in my head
when am depressed, i eat alot
i don't plan leaving this country
i believe in nigeria.
I believe prosperity messeages are scams

1) Am weirdness itself, a complete weirdo

2) i consider myself a demi god, i normally insult sango and his equivalents, i fear one day he's gona test the potency on his powers on me

3) i hate eating yam

4) i can stay alone in a place if there's movies and WI-FI

5)I HATE VIRGINS

AyamConfidence:
my immediate younger brother is two years younger than I am....I remember correctly all that happened on the night he was born...my mum is always amazed

Wow! !!!!

We are similar in your number 1-3 when I sleep off, you can kill me without my noticing, I have had money and valuables stolen from me whenever I fall asleep so I don't fancy sleeping out

Pearl05:
I don't eat avocado pear.

I always cut my toenails with my fingernails


I can clean my ears up to 5 times a day. Once I pass the cotton bud, I will just pick it even when there is no sign of dirt inside.

While sleeping if someone enters the room and talk, I will hear whatever that is said except if am dead tired or on medication.


Whenever I'm in a new environment, I can stay up to 4 days without poo unlike my two days intervals at home.

timwudz:
lemme epp u to complete it


U don't use your sense

x5

My brain hardly shuts down even while sleeping. (I most time remain conscious hearing what's going on in the room while sleeping).

I hardly finish a sentence before jumping into another.

I hate ignorance and don't condole foolishness

I hardly eat out

I hate tea, pap etc.

I got Buhariphobia i.e Am very very scared of Buhari even on TV, i don't like to watch him.

Also scared of the thought of living with a partner like a wife everyday for the rests of my life. I like my space, i love my things covert. I love changes. I love the taste of different kitty. Is fun, is exploratory.

Sorry daz me and dazz all....

RuthDaniels:


Are you that big?

hahahhha I call it average but at least 99% of girls that has tasted it called it big... About 70% says it's the biggest they have but I call it average... I know you like it small ...

Ok i love to sniff kerosene, petrol, shoemaker gum n insectisides...for me the best scent so far in d world r raid n sniper,i can flit a rum n remain inside... ...when i'm having n unpleasant dream i can stop it myself by waking up by myself b4 it cud get 2 d unpleasant end, because i always knw am dreaming. then can i aswel go back 2 continue a sweet ending dream if i was woken abruptly.

I love having the fan on even if I am terribly cold.
I can't speak pidgin but I can write it so well
Sometimes, It takes days before I poo.It's not healthy, I know
I love been in my own world sometimes, In my own thinking.
I always know if someone is lying but I will pretend like I don't know
I don't know how to cheat or double date

SmellingAnus:
hahahhha I call it average but at least 99% of girls that has tasted it called it big... About 70% says it's the biggest they have but I call it average... I know you like it small ...

Lol,I thought as much, No one enjoys putting a pencil in a paper bag . It's safe to say you hate hindrance /struggle when digging . I love it moderate

missyQween:
I love having the fan on even if I am terribly cold.

I can't speak pidgin but I can write it so well

Sometimes, It takes days before I poo.It's not healthy, I know

I love been in my own world sometimes, In my own thinking.

I always know if someone is lying but I will pretend like I don't know

I don't know how to cheat or double date

Liar!

You cheated with me

RoyalBlak007:



Liar!

You cheated with me

Cheated with you ? Or your failed Nikkah? Lol

missyQween:



Cheated with you ? Or your failed Nikkah? Lol

Admit it...WE CHEATED!

And I liked it though .

RoyalBlak007:



Admit it...WE CHEATED!

And I liked it though .

Are you trying to tell me you cheated on her?? Admit the truth and stop bringing me into it.

I love killing wall geckos
I love chewing toothpicks
I love watching animations
Gat an insane phobia for thunder
I cannot sit in front when traveling...

RuthDaniels:
Lol... Let me share mine

I don't eat when I want to travel, if I do I vomit as soon as I reach my destination

I hardly smell

I don't watch movies at night because when I sleep I see myself in the movie. Horror movies are no no

No matter how faintly you talk beside me when I'm sleeping, I hear. Don't talk at all

Things I imagined do happen, although not to me but other people.

I know what people can do by just staring at them.

I don see my wife be this. We have lots of things in common

I can change from so nice to so mean within seconds.
One minute am all emotional and crying, the next minute am all hardcore and don't give a fuvk. So weird!

I'm a fuvking snub, snubbing people gives me joy especially when they make me mad and they really wanna talk to me so badly. Weirdo!

Whenever I decide to hurt someone, I bring out my mind to do it. Even if the person is hurting I still won't care, left a friend on sick bed cos he said something so annoying, I walked out on him, never talked or apologized to him after that day, he came back when he got well and apologized to me and told me "babe you get mind". .

I can carry grudges for centuries, I can not talk to someone am beefing with for centuries and still not give a fuvk about it. Whenever I have issues with someone and they are at the fault, they must Apologize to me or I will never talk to them.

I don't like crowd, don't really like associating with people, like staying on my own, I hate public attention and public display of love, I detest noise, I hate apple, so weird!

SIaye:


I don see my wife be this. We have lots of things in common

Like charges repel . Moreover you wouldn't want to birth aliens, would you?

missyQween:



Are you trying to tell me you cheated on her?? Admit the truth and stop bringing me into it.

I cheated with you

And it was amazing