Neurotika:
1. Extremely forgetful. I request for debit cards almost every two weeks
2. My mom said I didn't cry when I was born. Then went on to bite her months later while she was breastfeeding me. I remember this one.
3. I lose concentration easily. Small talks bore me
4. Don't understand love. I'm as cold as they come
5. I have no friends
6. Have full fledged conversation with myself, love alcohol a lot, I have a natural frowning face, etc..... Tired of typing....

If you didn't cry at birth, it may suggest you have mild hearing loss. Not always so, though.

I am big day dreamer (always building my awesome future in my head)

I usually get very comfy staying in a place but once I leave..... Find it hard going back

I detest the word 'sorry'

I don't like crowd.... It scares the hell outta me.


I tend to hurt for a long time without people knowing

I have A+ in pretending everything is fine even when the worse is happening.

MissJoy29:

I will definitely conclude. Cos that's true.

What do you mean by gesture. This is surely getting interesting....

Haven't heard about your type of weirdness before.

Okay but, obviously a warm welcome awaits him should the request come, that I deduce!


Gesture? Lol! I mean encourage him a bit, but hey, I'm not involved here so lemme recline a bit.


About my weirdness, I have others that I really can't explain myself!

Everytime I play football(as a goalkeeper), I get scratches, so I know whenever I taste it on my tongue.

Also, another weird thing is, I've got a dot above my Johnson with one long hair strand which is difficult to pull or even shave!

sexybbstar:
(1)I trust people easily
(2) i hate sex .. I prefer kissing
(3) Don't make an attempt to buy my heart with material thing, even if I'm already deep in love with you. That's all. Over and out!
(4) I love argument, even when I'm wrong. That's very bad though.
(5)I hate anybody that do excessive shakara, whether in their walking posture, accent, the way they react to things, their gesture while talking. It piss me off.
(6) I love being alone... I can live alone for more than a year, as long as there's internet with good network, food, movies and vampire novels.

Be lying you hear! Commissioner for sex like you

purityval:
I am big day dreamer (always building my awesome future in my head)

I usually get very comfy staying in a place but once I leave..... Find it hard going back

I detest the word 'sorry'

I don't like crowd.... It scares the hell outta me.


I tend to hurt for a long time without people knowing

I have A+ in pretending everything is fine even when the worse is happening.

Hmmmmm

AyamConfidence:
okay lemme quickly drop mine

1) I can speak Pidgin better than proper English but write English better....why?? iono

2)I love bathing with slippers on even in the neatest of bathrooms....I suffer from Aquarius Pruritus

3) I love darkness and walking about in the dark....feels like I'm undercover

4) I almost never feel remorse over anything

5) I'm too stingy with my phone.... don't even ask me to let you see sef....I no go gree

6) I love babies so much and it seems they have a kind of special attraction to me....I've caught countless babies staring at me for no reason....they never cry when I carry them even the very choosy ones.... people say I'll have many children and I just can't wait

I guess you are a sanguine... Everything above z so ME EXCLUDING NO 1

Safiaaa:
Can you send me your car? Thanks

Lolll.

Sorry ma. My younger siblings will kill me.

MissJoy29:

Hmmmmm

Joyce.....

wow nice and weird thread. These are mine:
I get worried easily
Most things I imagine happens in reality
when I walk, I catwalk most of the times.
I am conscious of happenings around me when I an asleep.
I like to be alone most times.

XhosaNostra:
1. I'm afraid of thunder.
2. I chew bones
3. I can't walk in high heels, so I don't buy them.
4. In movies I always support the villain.
5. I talk to myself & laugh out loud at my thoughts

Me too, I'm also fond of talking to myself and laughing at my thoughts..... People find it weird and say it is a very bad character, mostly practiced by mad people.

How do you cope with it?

Holywizard:
Amen. Make God help me with employment

As eh do am for me this year with employment ...Him go do am for you!!!

plavic:

How do you do this

Do you mean the dream part or the sniffing?

*am lazy to the core, to satisfy me give me free wifi and electricity.
*cant toast a girl ,i hate black girls(can stay indoor for 1yr)
* I believe with money i can get my dream bebe(afraid of not being rich.. want to be the next escobar smith )
*i no everything (i am a demigod)
*you can’t lie to me( my ears can filter lies very very easily)

Amen. I'm tired of staying at home.
The worst part be say I no sabi anybody

anayolity:

As eh do am for me this year with employment ...Him go do am for you!!!

I am naughty i am crazy i charge my phone in sun I don't smoke nor drink.... Buh i am naturally high

sexybbstar :
(1) (2)i hate sex.. I prefer kissing

ok... Lemme take it frm here...
ECO88

1. I love writing ABCD ... I do it unknowingly most of the time
2. I love walking with my eyes closed.
3. I get angry when reading cliche novels or watching cliche movies... It annoys me to my bones.
4. I hate commenting on social media platforms....it took me several minutes of conviction to do this.
5. I hum any music while eating... I have been doing that since I was younger.... My grandma has even beaten me because of it.... The worst part is that I don't even know when I do it...
That is enough weirdness for now

1) I hate being cuddled

2) I hate being told what to do

3) I hate love songs

4) I can do anything to help someone in need, even putting myself in danger.

5) I hate being tickled, makes me feel so irritated.

Litblogger:

Blood runs in my veins ni

Na wa ooo....

Safiaaa:

I’m attracted to very very dark men. Like charcoal guys. Just find them sexy, hope I marry one.

Like these South Sudanese men?

You think? I asked because you said you can do 5 things at a go. It's not possible to yawn and sneeze at the same time.

You can't crawl and walk at the same time.

MissJoy29:

I think I have done that, yes. Why?

* im stingy to myself because I believe in investing on my future is better than eating a barbecue presently
*i think im the most intelligent person in the world but not on my studies o. Am easily distracted
* hate phone calls
*i am all black every thing (team jay z)
*addicted to mobile devices (wants to use iPhone x next year when I cannot afford iPhone 7 self ..

eleojo23:
When I decide to read a book I must read every word in the book, starting from the preface to the end and if I miss a word/line, I go back to read it again!
And if I feel I won't have enough time to do this, I'd rather not start until I find a convenient time.
Not that I remember everything I read but I must read everything sha...

I also like to get every word being said in a movie.

Haaaa this is so so me, both on the reading and the movie. Even though i think going back on text when reading is not a healthy reading habit,but i cant help it.

XingXhang:

Seriously bae

weird, I know. but they asked 4 it na

1. I have never read a novel and will never read one. I find it difficult to follow. Can only manage to swot through Preface.

2. I sing hymns and praise God in my sleep. How it happens I don't know.

3. I don't do under wear..a.k.a boxers. I move free. Good ventilation is a must. Always sleep naked.

4. I never sleep with chest facing up.. Never. That's nightmare guaranteed.

5. I do see things in the spiritual before they manifest in physical. Seen Jesus, Angels and things beyond ordinary eyes in my sleep. That's why I love the saying" Only a fool that says there is no God". God is Real. Jesus is Real. Bible is Real. God's Angels are real and as described in the Bible.( Giants). Believe it.

(I don't go to church). Working on it.

I can't cross a bridge that has river beneath it cuz if I should mistakenly look downwards, I won't move again till a helper arrives

If I don't release when having s*x then I must fall sick the next day

cassyrooy:
Okay but, obviously a warm welcome awaits him should the request come, that I deduce!


Gesture? Lol! I mean encourage him a bit, but hey, I'm not involved here so lemme recline a bit.


About my weirdness, I have others that I really can't explain myself!

Everytime I play football(as a goalkeeper), I get scratches, so I know whenever I taste it on my tongue.

Also, another weird thing is, I've got a dot above my Johnson with one long hair strand which is difficult to pull or even shave!

Now you are being presumptuous...don't be too sure..

Yeah, recline please. Otherwise I will start suspecting you.

Even weirder...I have another one: I don't type/write anything that has to do with God(Heaven, Angels, Bible, etc) with my left hand or in small letters(lowercase).

purityval:



Joyce.....

AyamConfidence:
my immediate younger brother is two years younger than I am....I remember correctly all that happened on the night he was born...my mum is always amazed

Me too. I remember a lot of scenes when I was still 2–3 years old till now. ... People are shocked and amazed.
They say it is even impossible to remember things while one was 4years old.

somehow:
You think? I asked because you said you can do 5 things at a go. It's not possible to yawn and sneeze at the same time.

You can't crawl and walk at the same time.

In other words, it's not possible for me to do all those things I listed up there at the same time right?

LesbianBoy:

Be lying you hear! Commissioner for sex like you

.. LesbianBoy....

Nowenuse:


Me too, I'm also fond of talking to myself and laughing at my thoughts..... People find it weird and say it is a very bad character, mostly practiced by mad people.

How do you cope with it?

Well, I don't really mumble to myself lol. Most of my conversations happen in my head. It's the laughing part that's out loud, so I honestly don't know what advice to give. Embrace it, I guess. Normal is boring