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Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 7:05pm On Mar 03, 2018
If your husband is tall, dark, speaks Igbo fluently and drives a Lexus ES350...
He is in our compound now cooking and washing plate for one small female corper grin

Meeting Someone for the First Time is Very Stressful.
You Will Be Pretending as If You Have Sense sad

When I Was A Kid, I Thought the Moon used to Follow Me cheesy
I Was Not Wise Then,
But Now That I'm Grown Up, I Have Known Each Street Has Its Own Moon grin

Somebody Somewhere Is Busy Chatting With their Future Ex tongue
This Life Sha grin

Girls with round faces or heavy makeup look like "DIGESTIVE BISCUIT"

If your child has a bad handwriting, Congratulations! You have given birth to a medical doctor.

The way some people select roasted corn, you will think they are choosing a life partner.

All these girls that are snatching people's boyfriends are u not seeing me?

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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:41pm On May 15, 2018
Its only in Nigeria that we always pray before a meeting,
then lie, argue, insult, fight or whatever...
After that, we thank God for a successful meeting before we leave.

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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 1:22am On Jun 14, 2018
How did you become a Nigerian? By birth, by force, by mistake or e shock you?
Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 1:23am On Jun 14, 2018
One guy right now is promising someone's innocent daughter a big wedding while he's still owing MTN N100. Bros why?
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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 3:45am On Jul 01, 2018
You carried your neighbor's Baby for a walk , you met with a long time friend who thinks the baby is yours and gave the baby 10k

Who owns the money?
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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 11:12am On Jul 04, 2018
A wise wife must not wear pant while cooking in case her husband wants to chop before eating grin

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Re: Funny Nigerian Jokes for Everyone by DONOCSO(m): 9:52pm On Jul 16, 2018
People who gossip on buses please learn to be fast to finish your stories.
It's painful going home wondering how the story ended sad
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