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Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 7:13pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
This question bothers my mind. According to the bible, it is said that Yahweh(god) created us in his own image. So Christians and Jews in the house, my question is whether he has anus, scrotum and joystick like us. If he has those things, they are for what? Pls this is not to make jest of any religion. I just need to have a clearer picture of the person who will judge us on the Great White Throne when we die. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by OtemAtum: 7:18pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
Op, you are actually asking if Yahweh (one of the gods) have a joystick, an anus and a scrotum. Yes, they all have those things. According to the DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH, God Almighty told them that they can use their joysticks and scrotum for reproduction and Yahweh was glad about that. Read below: Doctufos: Adspiramen 2:27-28 |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by ayospecie(m): 7:24pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
huh? |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 7:31pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
forreelinc:How will I ask? You want trouble to start in my family eeh ![]() Pls what is your own view? Does he have a joystick? 2 Likes |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 7:34pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
OtemAtum:Does he also use it for urinating or only for s3x? |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 7:40pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
forreelinc:pls if you have encountered Yahweh or if you are a good Christian, I believe you should be able to describe our god. Once more, does god have a joystick? 1 Like |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by forreelinc(m): 7:43pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
geoworldedu:
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Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 7:54pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
[quote author=forreelinc post=65533577][/quote] You are jooor |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by purem(m): 8:08pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
geoworldedu: He has preek that's why he fvcked ur mom that gave birth to u And he's your father because you're calling him ur father ![]() |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 8:45pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
purem:I am not calling him my father. I have disowned him. Thanks anyway, I am happy to be aware that Yahweh has a preek, meaning that he is not impotent. 1 Like |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by OtemAtum: 9:26pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
geoworldedu:both |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by OtemAtum: 9:28pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
purem:you're wicked ![]() How can Yahweh's thick rod enter the humanly-narrow canal of the Op's mum? |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by powerkey: 9:29pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
The number of mad people under this APC and Buhari government is alarming oo.. buhari is running mad, elrufai, buratai, osinbanjo, magu, tinubu are all running mad and now this OP has joined them.... Chai, somebody should stop the sale of APC weed.. 2 Likes |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by purem(m): 10:01pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
geoworldedu: You admit he's once your father before you disown him. That's nice I think you disown him because Otem yaff locked him in his cage YAHWEH is coming for you if he gets free ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by mumumugu(m): 10:11pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
geoworldedu: .he gave it to angel Gabriel to overshadowe Mary |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by OtemAtum: 10:37pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
mumumugu:You are funny. |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by OtemAtum: 10:37pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
mumumugu:You are funny. |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by OtemAtum: 10:37pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
mumumugu:You are funny. |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by OtemAtum: 11:15pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
powerkey:The question is tough and weird, but I don't think the OP is wrong by wanting to know more about his supposed heavenly father. |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by orunto27: 1:13am On Mar 04, 2018 |
Yes He has. And He uses it Holy all the time..
Jesus was a Man. Read The Gospel of Mary Magdalene and Davinci Code. |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by Nobody: 1:17am On Mar 04, 2018 |
Yes. I think it also has a pussi... Both are used based on the kind of konji. Dear Lord, forgive me for this comment. It(He) created us humans in its own image. |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by Niflheim(m): 12:54pm On Mar 21, 2018 |
How did he impregnate Mary? |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 12:22am On Mar 22, 2018 |
Niflheim:Oh, good answer you've got here. How come I didn't imagine this earlier. So Yahweh or Allah have a preek? YahwehPenis have been saying this firmly, I never took him serious. Now the question is how long is the Pennis of Yahweh or Allah? |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 12:23am On Mar 22, 2018 |
skillful01:This is epic and comical ![]() Now I understand how he was able to fvvcck Mary's P-cat. 2 Likes |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 12:25am On Mar 22, 2018 |
mumumugu:hehehe |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 12:26am On Mar 22, 2018 |
purem:Amadioha is now my father. Thunder fire Yahweh there ![]() |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 9:12pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
I kip seeking for the joystick of God I can't find, buh bible said, seek and you shall find. Is bible lying. |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 12:05am On May 20, 2018 |
Mmm |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by Holyede: 5:32pm On Jul 17, 2018 |
geoworldedu:may be, the goats you worship |
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by Holyede: 5:40pm On Jul 17, 2018 |
Yes. I think it also has a pussi... Both are used based on the kind of konji.soon and very soon, one day in future, you can rest assured you will pay for this BIG TIME (Galatians 6:7) |
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