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Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 7:13pm On Mar 03, 2018
This question bothers my mind. According to the bible, it is said that Yahweh(god) created us in his own image. So Christians and Jews in the house, my question is whether he has anus, scrotum and joystick like us. If he has those things, they are for what? Pls this is not to make jest of any religion. I just need to have a clearer picture of the person who will judge us on the Great White Throne when we die.

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Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by OtemAtum: 7:18pm On Mar 03, 2018
Op, you are actually asking if Yahweh (one of the gods) have a joystick, an anus and a scrotum. Yes, they all have those things. According to the DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH, God Almighty told them that they can use their joysticks and scrotum for reproduction and Yahweh was glad about that. Read below:

Doctufos: Adspiramen 2:27-28


27. Every living being, the male Homos like you
all, has two lives to live in two different planets.
The shapes of the planets you shall exist in
these two times are in your scrotal sacs. You
also have right to make your own life with the
liquid that shall be generated from your sacs.
28. When Yahweh heard this, he smiled gently
to himself and I knew the intention of his heart.
Nymphidis, I called him before all. Do what you
want to do, for no one can stop you from doing
so.
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by ayospecie(m): 7:24pm On Mar 03, 2018
huh?
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 7:31pm On Mar 03, 2018
forreelinc:
Ask your mommy
How will I ask? You want trouble to start in my family eeh cheesy
Pls what is your own view? Does he have a joystick?

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Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 7:34pm On Mar 03, 2018
OtemAtum:
Op, you are actually asking if Yahweh (one of the gods) have a joystick, an anus and a scrotum. Yes, they all have those things. According to the DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH, God Almighty told them that they can use their joysticks and scrotum for reproduction and Yahweh was glad about that. Read below:


Does he also use it for urinating or only for s3x?
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 7:40pm On Mar 03, 2018
forreelinc:

angry I resemble your mama ni?
pls if you have encountered Yahweh or if you are a good Christian, I believe you should be able to describe our god. Once more, does god have a joystick?

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Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by forreelinc(m): 7:43pm On Mar 03, 2018
geoworldedu:
pls if you have encountered Yahweh or if you are a good Christian, I believe you should be able to describe our god. Once more, does god have a joystick?

Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 7:54pm On Mar 03, 2018
[quote author=forreelinc post=65533577][/quote] You are jooor
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by purem(m): 8:08pm On Mar 03, 2018
geoworldedu:
This question bothers my mind. According to the bible, it is said that Yahweh(god) created us in his own image. So Christians and Jews in the house, my question is whether he has anus, scrotum and joystick like us. If he has those things, they are for what? Pls this is not to make jest of any religion. I just need to have a clearer picture of the person who will judge us on the Great White Throne when we die.

He has preek that's why he fvcked ur mom that gave birth to u

And he's your father because you're calling him ur father tongue
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 8:45pm On Mar 03, 2018
purem:


He has preek that's why he fvcked ur mom that gave birth to u

And he's your father because you're calling him ur father tongue
I am not calling him my father. I have disowned him. Thanks anyway, I am happy to be aware that Yahweh has a preek, meaning that he is not impotent.

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Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by OtemAtum: 9:26pm On Mar 03, 2018
geoworldedu:
Does he also use it for urinating or only for s3x?
both
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by OtemAtum: 9:28pm On Mar 03, 2018
purem:


He has preek that's why he fvcked ur mom that gave birth to u

And he's your father because you're calling him ur father tongue
you're wicked grin
How can Yahweh's thick rod enter the humanly-narrow canal of the Op's mum?
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by powerkey: 9:29pm On Mar 03, 2018
The number of mad people under this APC and Buhari government is alarming oo..

buhari is running mad, elrufai, buratai, osinbanjo, magu, tinubu are all running mad and now this OP has joined them....

Chai, somebody should stop the sale of APC weed..

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Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by purem(m): 10:01pm On Mar 03, 2018
geoworldedu:
I am not calling him my father. I have disowned him. Thanks anyway, I am happy to be aware that Yahweh has a preek, meaning that he is not impotent.


You admit he's once your father before you disown him. That's nice

I think you disown him because Otem yaff locked him in his cage


YAHWEH is coming for you if he gets free tongue

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Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by mumumugu(m): 10:11pm On Mar 03, 2018
geoworldedu:
Does he also use it for urinating or only for s3x?

.he gave it to angel Gabriel to overshadowe Mary
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by OtemAtum: 10:37pm On Mar 03, 2018
mumumugu:

.he gave it to angel Gabriel to overshadowe Mary
You are funny.
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by OtemAtum: 10:37pm On Mar 03, 2018
mumumugu:

.he gave it to angel Gabriel to overshadowe Mary
You are funny.
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by OtemAtum: 10:37pm On Mar 03, 2018
mumumugu:

.he gave it to angel Gabriel to overshadowe Mary
You are funny.
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by OtemAtum: 11:15pm On Mar 03, 2018
powerkey:
The number of mad people under this APC and Buhari government is alarming oo..

buhari is running mad, elrufai, buratai, osinbanjo, magu, tinubu are all running mad and now this OP has joined them....

Chai, somebody should stop the sale of APC weed..
The question is tough and weird, but I don't think the OP is wrong by wanting to know more about his supposed heavenly father.
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by orunto27: 1:13am On Mar 04, 2018
Yes He has. And He uses it Holy all the time.. Jesus was a Man. Read The Gospel of Mary Magdalene and Davinci Code.
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by Nobody: 1:17am On Mar 04, 2018
Yes. I think it also has a pussi... Both are used based on the kind of konji.

Dear Lord, forgive me for this comment.

It(He) created us humans in its own image.
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by Niflheim(m): 12:54pm On Mar 21, 2018
How did he impregnate Mary?
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 12:22am On Mar 22, 2018
Niflheim:
How did he impregnate Mary?
Oh, good answer you've got here. How come I didn't imagine this earlier.
So Yahweh or Allah have a preek? YahwehPenis have been saying this firmly, I never took him serious.
Now the question is how long is the Pennis of Yahweh or Allah?
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 12:23am On Mar 22, 2018
skillful01:
Yes. I think it also has a pussi... Both are used based on the kind of konji.

Dear Lord, forgive me for this comment.

It(He) created us humans in its own image.
This is epic and comical grin
Now I understand how he was able to fvvcck Mary's P-cat.

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Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 12:25am On Mar 22, 2018
mumumugu:

.he gave it to angel Gabriel to overshadowe Mary
hehehe
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 12:26am On Mar 22, 2018
purem:



You admit he's once your father before you disown him. That's nice

I think you disown him because Otem yaff locked him in his cage


YAHWEH is coming for you if he gets free tongue
Amadioha is now my father. Thunder fire Yahweh there grin
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 9:12pm On Apr 01, 2018
I kip seeking for the joystick of God I can't find, buh bible said, seek and you shall find. Is bible lying.
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by geoworldedu: 12:05am On May 20, 2018
Mmm
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by Holyede: 5:32pm On Jul 17, 2018
geoworldedu:
How will I ask? You want trouble to start in my family eeh cheesy
Pls what is your own view? Does he have a joystick?
may be, the goats you worship
Re: Does God Have A Joystick? by Holyede: 5:40pm On Jul 17, 2018
Yes. I think it also has a pussi... Both are used based on the kind of konji.

Dear Lord, forgive me for this comment.

It(He) created us humans in its own image.
soon and very soon, one day in future, you can rest assured you will pay for this BIG TIME (Galatians 6:7)

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