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My Personal Demon 18+ / INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon / Yoruba Demon From A Joke To A Tribal Insult (2) (3) (4)
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| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 9:14pm On Mar 10, 2018 |
BiadeFolar:comrade biadefolar... As a buoyant member of the demons and principality community...permission is enthusiastically granted my good sir. 1 Like |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 9:19pm On Mar 10, 2018 |
Ehmjay:Thanks a lot bruh,they're hardly at fault there ,i also know how it irks following a story and see it unfinished. I try to fill in updates anytime I'm less busy. Cheers. 1 Like |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 9:22pm On Mar 10, 2018 |
Dotman2210:thanks bruh.... Glad you liked it 1 Like |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by BiadeFolar(m): 11:01pm On Mar 10, 2018 |
sheikshegetto: Well thanks you sir for the permission sir. May the god of libido and luck of konji settlement always favour you! |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by hadow(m): 12:18am On Mar 11, 2018 |
All I can say is: Finallyyyyyy. And yes thanks sheiksheghetto for the updates 2 Likes |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by aod1(m): 3:13pm On Mar 11, 2018 |
Saw this yday on fp and couldn't stop reading until I got to the last update. � mention me in your next update bro.... You good 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by naijafox(m): 4:18pm On Mar 11, 2018 |
sheikshegetto: your story is so on point I can relate to everything, I met my own with Anita in AEB department, uniben she friendzone my destiny while I thought I was dating after her experience, I stop keeping my eggs in one basket, now I have drum, sacks etc 5 Likes |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by mistarsam(m): 5:46pm On Mar 11, 2018 |
naijafox:Crazy nigga ever liveth! |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Uniquejames(m): 10:56pm On Mar 11, 2018 |
sheikshegetto: to forgive is divine. not to offend again is human. but to forgive another one is strong thing 2 Likes |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by SaintHilary(m): 1:54pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
i manage do 10mb to comment for dis story Op no fall my hand na ...epp up-comming demons wit update  1 Like |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by enonche85(m): 2:28pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
BiadeFolar: 'luck of konji settlement'.....hahahahaha!!!! ...I need that luck dis moment walahi! 2 Likes |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 11:33am On Mar 13, 2018 |
I just could not wait for the romp of a lifetime as she called it, the word “I’m going to f**k your brains out” disarmed men more than anything. I began to look forward to the next special day which was valentines day and still a few too long for me weeks away. “when will your shipments arrive?” was my constant question another third ear would have thought the shipment was a container of imported goods coming to the wharf and would have shake their heads in disgust when they finally realized the shipment I really was expecting… like I cared for their opinion anyway. Roll on valentines day, I successfully manage to persuade both Helen and Karen by allocating how the day would be shared. The morning till noon for helen, I could not remember the lie I gave her for where I was spending the rest of the day but she grudgingly agreed. And the noon till dawn for Karen, may God forgive me, cos in her case, na church youth program valentine brothers and sisters in Christ love fest brunch I take lie. Had to make the name long enough to confuse her. I received a simple text from Priscilla wishing me happy valentines day with a subtle prayer for me to find true love and get to know how much it feels to really value what valentines day means and to find peace, love and harmony when I'm ready…did I say simple text? What a drama queen. I guess omotola sent me a message of her own too in the form of her twitter and Facebook status update, referring to men that don’t deserve the good things of valentine and she added a curse or two join for cheating men that sleeps with their girlfriend’s cousins lol. Talk about people who has issues with moving on. 13 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 11:38am On Mar 13, 2018 |
The first part of the allocated day went by smoothly without a hitch as Helen and I strutted around town like the lovebirds that we are, from the movie cinema to taking a trip to the beach with a couple of friends, giving her all the love and attention she deserves so she wouldn’t feel somehow when I take off to the place I lied to her about later that day. Finally, I dropped her off at dusk with a well rehearsed remorseful kiss and a promise; like I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else but by her side but mans gotta go. I then raced home to change and eradicate any scent she must have placed on me by her hugs and smooching, you can’t be too careless with these girls, Karen has sharper sense of smell than most dogs. Talk of the she-devil, she called my phone as soon as I had gotten to my place to say the merchandise has arrived. Oyaa! Valentine of valentines about to go down I whistled gaily as I put on another clean shirt. An hour or so later, I was knocking on Karen’s door with giddy anticipation. And oh my; she opened the door to gaze down at me with a predatory grin, the kind of look a cat gave a mice before pouncing. That kind of look might have made me wary but the pink silk sleeveless night dress she was wearing under a bath robe robbed my brains of every other mental activities. I sha don’t know how I moved from the door to her bedroom, she abruptly cut our kissing to reveal the long awaited goodies she ordered. The skimpy black thongs which she seductively put on in my presence as I laid back on her bed, hands behind my head; feasting my eyes on her glorious curves. The other packages were revealed one after the other, a cat woman mask, a red net like lingerie that barely covered the goodies below once she pulled it on that make my joystick shift gear in anticipation, and then she brought out a harness…wait a minute, why does it looks like an handcuff, a padlock with a label written on it that says ball gag! HOLD ON FOR A FRIGGING MINUTE… I hope it’s not what I think it is. She then brought out leather blindfold and then a thin lashy something that looks uncomfortably like koboko as the lists became darker and scarier, as I began to sweat like a Christmas goat. 10 Likes |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 11:43am On Mar 13, 2018 |
“Coughs! Babes don’t you think you’re taking this way too extreme? I mean all this for ordinary nacking. She instead grinned sheepishly at me as she pulled out a belt that looks like the type that holds down condemned prisoners to an electric chair. “we both agreed to put a spice into our sex life did we not? She grinned mischievously. “so relax, I’ve watched the videos, it’ll be fun. ” Moku Mogbe Modaran!! “No” I said firmly rebuffing her attempts to tie my hands to the bed frame with the harness thing. “I didn’t sign up for this, I don’t have faith in something you have never tried before, oyinbo people are crazy, for them it’s normal as they live and breath, if it kills them its normal, if I die now how will I face my people, how will the news headlines read....lover boy dies during bondage sex on valentine, better i die by magun, at least they understand that kind of foolishness." “come on bj…and I didn’t buy the hardcore stuffs o, not all the tools are for you now” she chuckled. “This is not funny Karen, how will beating me with koboko stimulate me when I’m not mental, lets use the lingerie and customs you are already puttin on and forget about the rest please.” “you think you already know everything there is to know about pleasure, you’re wrong baby just trust me and lets enjoy and make this night memorable.” She cooed as she stuffed my face full of her soft boobies. “I don’t trust you” was all I could mumble before I heard the click sound of something struck in place, this alakoba girl had distracted me with her boobs long enough to lock me up with the harness. What happened afterwards wasn’t something I would like to experience again nor would cease to forget so soon. May God save y’all from loony crazy ass partners. 17 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Nobody: 1:26pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Newt! 1 Like |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by tnktosin(m): 2:16pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
sheikshegetto:  This part got me rolling. To think that i refrained from commenting on Nairaland and you brought me from my sabatical. Baba well done!!! |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by BiadeFolar(m): 6:04pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
damn! karen issa fvck master abi mistress, I don't care gan, I sha know she is da bomb! Yoruba demon sir, one day your great grand children will read this and be like "wao! you are a fvcking legend!" 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Sensitivity1254: 9:18pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
sheikshegetto: 1 Like |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 1:10pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
I was yelling long before the beating started, Karen picked up the tempo with an occasional tap of her whip that stings as she forced me to say uncouth words that would have stopped my mother’s heart had she heard. While all I could do was glare up at her in helpless outrage, wondering how the hell I get myself in this kind of mess, las las something has finally killed man. Being beaten by a seductive half naked crazy woman; sumptuous boobs juggled as she flipped her whip must have had it’s insane perk because my loins began to stir shamelessly, this seem to encourage her all the more and gave her the illusion that I was enjoying the pain. She paused for a bit to rummage into her bag of tools and to my dismay brought out a ring like clasp no bigger than my clenched fist. After which she briefly glanced through it’s manual with a studious expression on her face; tongue poked out at the corner of her mouth. While I on the other hand struggled vainly to free myself as she was being distracted. “Haha! She finally exclaimed, flung the instruction paper away, grabbed my disloyal dick, rolled the ring down it’s length to the base of my balls and clamped it painfully in place bringing a yelp from my lips. “The stops little bj from going down until I’m done with big bj.” She giggled like a villain from some horror movie. I stubbornly ground my jaws shut as I bared all the humiliation in silence, I wasn’t going to give her the satisfaction as she used my body to sooth her depraved appetites. Things could have been much worse, I mused. Despite all the discomfort I grudgingly enjoyed some of the crap as the real romping began. And did I say things could have been worse? Guess I stated it too early cos after her ninth orgasm. This woman, this jezebel from the ninth depth of hell brought out her last tool from her bag of crazies. It was a dild*o mounted on a leather strap, she must have ordered the largest size. I doubt it belonged to a human male anatomy cos it was abnormally massive. She began to strap it to her waist as my mulled brain added two plus two…BLOODY HELL!! 12 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 1:15pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
“Karen Warrens…if this is one big joke, I demand you stop it now.” I declared forcefully in my most commanding tone. Alas, my forceful voice had no effect on her whatsoever cos she simply glanced down at me in amusement, tilted eyes glazed over with lust. This is not happening, why have I allowed myself to be foolishly tied up like a sacrificial goat in the first place and now I was helpless to stop this girl from ramming that thing up my ass. “Babe.” I tried again to placate her in a more considerate tone. “I think you are taking this too far, this has to stop cos I’m not enjoying this anymore....infact i want to withdraw consent, I'm not doing again. “Oh really, what part are you not enjoying. The make you my bitch part or the part where you get to taste a sip of your own medicine.” She drawled seductively. That’s it… this girl is crazy; as in madder than insanity itself, she only need find a market to enter in order to make it official. “you’ll get to do me in the ass too baby, I just wanna know no how it feels to be the man for a change, just imagine it…it’ll be a new exciting experience for us. I imagined it and the image I conjured out in my head made my heart beat raced faster than a racing Lamborghini…that thing wey look like horse prick up my tiny winkie……Olorun maje, I imagined having a tough time forcing stubborn hard poo out of that thing inside toilet at times that brings tears to my eyes… Gaskia! I die instead o!....I rather go sambisa forest, I rather face O’set boyfriend and koink him on his shiny bald coconut head! The fear of being anally raped by my girlfriend must have given me herculean strength cos I heaved frantically, the leather strap must have been made in china but cured in Germany cos it didn’t even budge but I instead ripped the bed eaves I was tied to; grabbed my cloths and fled the room, her squeal of outrage only gave my legs the will to sprint faster. I paused long enough to put on my pants outside her apartment, in my haste I had grabbed her panties instead of my shirt, but her approaching footsteps sent other ideas out of my head as I fled with the eaves of her bed still handcuffed to my hand. 12 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Nobody: 1:20pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
Oshey! |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 1:24pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
I never knew how I managed to get home shirtless and bruised, the co*k ring was still on me when I fled Karen’s place, pulling it off from my still swollen member was a pain on its own. I collapsed on my bed crying. A knock on my door sent my heart skipping a beat. “who’s there?” I cringed. “Bj na Lati” I breath a sign of relief as I waddled, legs apart from touching my bruised groin to open the door. “Guy I saw you run in shirtless like masquerades were chasing you, what happened…you get accident? “Lati long story, you remember I told you about the special treat Karen promised me for valentines day? “Yes, yes.” He waved away with impatience, “why you think say I dey up this late dey wait for you, I don imagine say you fit no come again tonight sef…how far? Were you robbed on the way to her place?” I groaned in pain as i tried to make myself as comfortable as possible without disturbing my throbbing balls and told Lati about my ordeal. For one full minute, my best friend tried and failed to hold back his puffed face before bursting into laughter, Rolling on the floor as I glared in outrage. “Guy this is not funny, I nearly died.” “Tamuno eh!, naso karen for burst your ass if say you no escape.” He snorted as he held his sides. “Werey, na wetin you go fit reason for the matter be that, I need to find a place to hide before this babe find me come. Infact she fit don dey on the way sef, dey there dey laugh me o, if she come here find you instead, she fit use the thing on you, guy if you see the size of that thing lasan….your life no go ever remain the same again.” I growled as I squeezed some spare cloths into my backpack. “so na running be the solution now.” He laughed as he watched my antics with amusment. “I need lie low for a while, plenty things still dey inside that bag wey she order, and that winch no dey like start something, she must to see am finish.” “Too late baba… she done dey come.” Lati exclaimed. I dived towards my bathroom, grazing my chin painfully on the bathroom door as I scrambled to lock myself in. “False alarm.” Lati wheezed with laughter as I glared balefully at him. “Sorry, I couldn’t resist, you should see the way you flew like snake in monkey shadow.” “I hope you choke, idiot. I growled. “anyway I don’t blame you, make yourself useful and help me out of this cuffs. I’m crashing at Pascal’s place, and if any of the girls find me come... Tell dem say you no see me." On saying this, i shooed Lati out of my room, locked the door and fled into the night. 17 Likes |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Nobody: 1:37pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
BJ yaf dead  2 Likes |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by felsunseg(m): 1:41pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
hahaha
this is so hillarious. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Uniquejames(m): 6:48pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
first of all, thanks for the timely update. that experience na wetin no man go like use him eye see and na wetin all girls go like try. you dn fall Karen hand sha but make we see as event turn out 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by shurley22(f): 7:39pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
Uniquejames: Not all girls 1 Like |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by BiadeFolar(m): 10:11pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
| Bad biness! Wehdon boss! By the way, I don start to dey feature this story on my blog as you permitted O... I gave the credit to SHEIKSHEGETTO since ah no know Baba's full name o http://biadefola.com.ng/2018/03/20/memoirs-of-yoruba-demon/ 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Uniquejames(m): 11:26pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
shurley22: Sorry! I meant girls that explore when it comes to sexual affair, not the ones that lie as log of woods during s3xual intercourse. 1 Like |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Joislim(f): 11:19am On Mar 21, 2018 |
| my ribs..... Bj you have killed me ooo 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 12:02pm On Mar 21, 2018 |
BiadeFolar:wa gbayii bruhda |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by tnktosin(m): 5:03pm On Mar 21, 2018 |
Sheikshegetto, bro you're good  1 Like |
| Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 6:07pm On Mar 21, 2018 |
tnktosin:thank you my good sir |
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