WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS
REALLY STRESSFUL.
Wife: which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester united
Wife : oooh wonderful ! I love Arsenal..
Husband: that's a good team... Wife: is drogba
playing?
Husband: he doesn't play for any of these
teams...
Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is
Chamberlain... Wife : okay but they look the
same...what's that
yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player... After few
minutes Rooney scores for
Manchester united....
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain
who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester
united...!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who
should have scored!!
Husband: [silent] Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the player should
go out of the pitch for his
misbehaving...
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwill ing to answer] aaaaaaa no... Wife:
its the same with traffic lights
yellow=warning ,red=danger.
Husband: exactly darling ...
Wife :what about the green card?
Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field
of play.... Wife: I want arsenal to win the world
cup...
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing who looks like
mr bean?
Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal
coach ....Arsene Wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is
manchest wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel]

Funny

Hahahaha really funny but not all women sha. I am a lover of football

oh my op no kill person habeg

Wahala dey

innocence is bae

nailed it!!!! ha ha ha

Hahaha funny post..but there are ladies these days dat are pro in football oo.

lol; I will just be looking at her smiling without answering any question
I can't come and go and have heart arrest

Who get that kind patience these days...
But if you don't answer though, you won't watch the match in peace

Divay22:
Who get that kind patience these days...
But if you don't answer though, you won't watch the match in peace

lol

Hehehe Very Funny.

Hahahahahahahaha... I Won Laugh Die... She Finally Won because I Think She Wanted You Change The Channel...



You Fit Kill Person If You No Get Patience. You Will See Question Like: Why Is That Man Carrying Flag, is He A Police Officer? Why Cant the Players Just Pick Up The Ball And Run To the Post And Throw It Inside?


That Was How One Man Threw His Wife Out The window

DeadRat:
Hahahahahahahaha... I Won Laugh Die... She Finally Won because I Think She Wanted You Change The Channel...



You Fit Kill Person If You No Get Patience. You Will See Question Like: Why Is That Man Carrying Flag, is He A Police Officer? Why Cant the Players Just Pick Up The Ball And Run To the Post And Throw It Inside?


That Was How One Man Threw His Wife Out The window

lols. hilarious.

Hold it there, I love watching football sometimes,. A manutd bae LA me.
So fly off

As an Arsenal fan, I welcome the Mr Bean comparison. Arsene Wenger looks like Rowan Atkinson, but he thinks like Mr Bean.

Not all of us. I think i like football more than i am willing to admit. I catch myself watching highlights when i am alone.

don't ever carry your babe to viewing center.. if you must buy her things to keep mouth busy.. a word is enough for the wise

Hahaha.

I don't like football. When it's on I either leave to go do something else or I sit there the whole time like.

I know it doesnt matter but chamberlain is not an arsenal player anymore


I could not help myself

XhosaNostra:
Hahaha.

I don't like football. When it's on I either leave to go do something else or I sit there the whole time like.

XhosaNistra who is this guy vele?,

This shiit is funny.
The Arsene Wenger, Mr Bean comparison got my teeth shinning

LeSudAfricaine:
XhosaNistra who is this guy vele?,

Lol, he is a soldier from one of the war-torn African countries.