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Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by onotiemoria(m): 4:25pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Or u hear naija police say "hey u on naked" come here. |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by MrCGPA(m): 4:27pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Should incase I don't come on time 1 Like |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Triciasexy87(f): 4:27pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Tokziby:Oya Bros, correct all the statement 2 Likes |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Dawl: 4:28pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
The man is franking his face. 1 Like |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by miniyi018(f): 4:28pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
hyzich: It's the response. If am asked that question on a good day I will sweetly reply yes. On a not so good day... 'am not the last ijn' is my response. Then on a bad day.. 'do you see anyone behind me?'. 3 Likes |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by MrCGPA(m): 4:29pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
How far? Instead of how are you? |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by shaybebaby(f): 4:29pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Where you from come? Why are you shouting on me? |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by miniyi018(f): 4:31pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
This ogbono no Draw well well. 1 Like |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by hyzich(m): 4:31pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
miniyi018: lol. the question is *last person on queue* can you suggest a better way to ask without bringing out the religious or aggressive part of the person? |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by thunderbabs: 4:32pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
You didnt hear someone well... You will hear... Come again |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Nobody: 4:33pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
This one take style big oo |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Reelmii: 4:33pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Werewolf18:most time it is better to ask 'please is someone behind u' rather than asking 'are u the last person? ' 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by elpigrafa: 4:33pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Q: The internet fast? A: E fast small Q: Please where the barbershop A (pointing): You see that upstairs there.... 4 Likes |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by hyzich(m): 4:34pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
GuidoVanRossum:lol, even when the *on queue* is there. so, which other way is more polite? |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Coldfeets: 4:34pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
One game cut my ticket. Madrid don cast my game. |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by erobes: 4:35pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
ibadan girls: oga,izz #100 we WEAR okada na 1 Like |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by miniyi018(f): 4:37pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
hyzich: Do you have someone behind you? 2 Likes |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by sokera: 4:43pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Customer - I wan buy Maclean Seller - which one ? Customer- close up ... ����. I love Nigeria 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by GuidoVanRossum: 4:46pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
hyzich: Some people can be over sensitive spiritually in this part of the world. I went to a bank one day and there was this long queue, some people were sitting down since they could no longer stand, I politely asked one yoruba woman if she was the last person on the queue. O boy! You need to see how she was binding and casting that day. Fear grip my spine. 3 Likes |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Oritzy: 4:46pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Me: My car dey jeck I nor understand am this morning mechanic: enter the car make you start am...fire am....still fire am small...fire am well well me: ah! Oga where the fire ni 3 Likes |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by prospero5(m): 4:47pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
when i see people write words like pensioneers, conquerous etc i just weak. |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Ogonimilitant(m): 4:58pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
This your behaviour no dey sweet me laugh |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by emotionroll(m): 5:01pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Blizzy9ja:Mumu hw is dat English wrong? |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by xtivin(m): 5:02pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Make i come dey go |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by MegaStarr(m): 5:02pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
1. Let us go and knack band. 2. Add a little more soup for me. 3. Driver, drop me for junction. 4. I 'first' you to go to school. 5. Stealing is not corruption. 3 Likes |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by obonujoker(m): 5:03pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Benin people: Na only me one... 1 Like |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by 1zynnvn(m): 5:04pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
nextstep:sense will not kill you |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Nobody: 5:10pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Khd95: |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by dstar01(m): 5:11pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
exlinkleads:i cannot fit come and go and die |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Aadetola1(m): 5:14pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
You will enter motor from there. |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Nobody: 5:14pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Re: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by okolet(m): 5:16pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Day break every where burst!! |
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