was a very good goalkeeper ,was even better than De gea

The big head!!

Brains.

My funny nickname; Fela My lifestyle Best Account student in Lagos public school unified examination. Keke Senior High School. 2003 set

DeadRat:
Mama d Mama... Chief Executive Noisemaker... People Like You, d Day Wey Your Name No Go De List then Something Must Be Wrong That Day, except You No Come School

loll

Nd true true na only wen I get fever wen I no dey talk those days lol

enoch273:


Epitome of beauty.

Thank u

BlackManta:


which kind story be dis

lyingwood

I was popular for being a brilliant and the most introverted student in my class.

madridguy:
Football Football Football


My nickname then na Shevchenko. So painful am yet to get a foreign club. I get dream to score a brilliant goal in UCL and dedicate it to late class teacher in JSS class.

RIP master.

Bro did u attend igbobi college?

No sir.

Stinond82:

Bro did u attend igbobi college?

I sold porn.
I played in both cricket and football teams.
I shared money. I was a philanthropist.
Bought the tuckshop and gave out everything free
Had my money stolen
So I stole everyone's money
bleeped another pezins babe and bragged about it in both their presence
Was the only kid smiling on the collage of graduating students.

I was the clown in the hostel.

whenever I felt the hostel was dry. I begin to crack jokes or throw funny yabs.
every night, if the room is dry, they will beckon on me to start anything funny even if it means yab.
Got a crazy nickname for doing that often (can't spill).

Some suggested I should take up comedy, but I didn't see myself as that good for a comedian

It was fun but I made enemies sha,lol

missioner:
My funny surname.

What is your surname

My nickname- De-Mad! my English teacher, Mr Ogiri sood in front of my row/desk while making an illustrations "the mad man was talking to himself" , after d class, my mates all shouted "De- Mad" n pointed at me. Hated bn called DT, d more I protest, the more dey keep calling me that n the more it spread like wild fire! I gave up @ last!

I was the undisputed class prefect from jss1 to ss3 and later became sp at saint Paul school ikot ekpene

Stinond82:
Bro did u attend igbobi college?

bro, are u an igbobian?

Notorious captain, stubbornness n my love for football n PS Na since JS3 I Don dey skip class to play game

pampamafolabi8:



bro, are u an igbobian?

yes bro, up IC

I was very popular for sports (was the smallest). All the teachers know me, most times, I stay in class cause I don't want to be pointed to or called (my nickname).

Even in my primary school, I was one and only

This country is a dream killer mehn!!!

madridguy:
No sir.

ok bro, Master is the name of a strict teacher in igbobi college then.

Mischief...
I could forge love letter to unsuspecting girls for Africa. I wee just be giggling and eating kokoro as they are waiting in one corner during break for an imaginary secret admirer

airmirthd1:
I am all the teachers baby and always representing whenever there is a debate.

Be my baby too na .. i'm a teacher

Harry Potter

I always had a book with me; I ended up being the library prefect

I beat a guy twice my age...although I was never feared but when dey saw the guys face ehn...some said guy lemme see ur knuckles...i come dey blow serious lie ooo ...i do push UPS knuckle down I dey blow walls and lastly say I get jazz....i became a bad guy

Frankicent:



Chai you still practice it?

I moved over to karate and presently pursuing a sixth Dan black belt...

I was carry 1st position every term, and everyone got to know about me. The girls were always fighting just to be my girlfriends. Mehn I was one sure nigga in school.

Dunno if all Jambite have the info on cut off marks for this year jamb, however you can check for the cut off marks for all universities and polytechnics in Nigeria.
Follow this link https://eduguidehub.com/jamb-cut-off-marks-for-universities-and-polytechnics-2018/

My brilliance and my funny nickname.
At Ekiti State Government College, Ikere Ekiti (where I had my JSS education) I was nicknamed *base* because whenever I see someone eating, I jokingly say je kín la base meaning let me take a spoonful.
At FEDERAL GOVERNMENT COLLEGE, IKOLE EKITI (where I had my SSS education) I was nicknamed *OGBORIKO* because I was always on clean shave and my head is big as well �. Just visit FGC IKOLE anytime and ask about OGBORIKO, I don't have to say more.
Funny enough, the name stuck till today. Visit ADEKUNLE AJASIN UNIVERSITY, AKUNGBA AKOKO and ask of OGBORIKO especially at the Faculty of Law, you will get more info. Even currently at the NIGERIAN LAW SCHOOL, BAGAUDA (KAN CAMPUS) the name OGBORIKO still rents the air. Dude is not as brilliant as in the secondary school days(probably due to over fàájì �) but I still thank God, kò lè tán lára ọmọ ọba kó máà ku dàńsák, o .ó ti ye ẹ �. I'm living the dream. B.L in few months. �

Me I would buy meal for over 10 people(my crew) at break time. Was popular for big time spending...

hardbody:


I moved over to karate and presently pursuing a sixth Dan black belt...

Omg I need tutor love karate just never had an opportunity to study it. Currently practice judo @ the university thinking of starting TKD. Where do you base...

Seriously 6th black belt

hardbody:


I moved over to karate and presently pursuing a sixth Dan black belt...

I moved over to karate and presently pursuing a sixth Dan black belt...[/quote]


Omg I need tutor love karate just never had an opportunity to study it. Currently practice judo @ the university thinking of starting TKD. Where do you base...

Seriously 6th black belt

Popular For Being Called Skipo,have Captain All My Class From Pry4-ss2,probably Because Of My Talent And Being The Son Of A Prominent Member Of My Town.And The Girls Them Daddy.Thats Because I Was Somehow Rich And Talks To Much!