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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by d4real890(m): 10:50pm On Mar 24, 2018
Romeo3:
What a qweshion....

I'm hustling. grin

being here doesn't pay the bills..... iwa ta go?

For a first timer is it possible to make up to 40k per week and delivered 30k to the owner
Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Romeo3(m): 11:31pm On Mar 24, 2018
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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Romeo3(m): 11:32pm On Mar 24, 2018
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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by d4real890(m): 11:36pm On Mar 24, 2018
Romeo3:
A first timer I trained made 99k in his first week.
pls I would really need your help to put me in the way
Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by golddealer(m): 2:15am On Mar 25, 2018
Romeo3:
Just dropped off this white guy who told me an unbelievable story about The Nigerian police. grin

Hang on.

Patiently waiting wink

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by ebiye55(m): 10:04am On Mar 25, 2018
Romeo3:
Just dropped off this white guy who told me an unbelievable story about The Nigerian police. grin

Hang on.

Waiting.....
Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Romeo3(m): 10:36am On Mar 26, 2018
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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Clefayomide: 9:20pm On Mar 26, 2018
Romeo3:
Dropped off a girl in lekki phase 1 Last night. Picked her up in ikoyi.... It was another girl that requested for her... in case you are wondering, wonder no more..... na dem grin I'm thinking threeso.. ......

She skinny like Khloe of Bbnaija.grin If she lies on the bed you could mistakenly sit on her head, because you wouldn't know she was there.... flat like cardboard.

This one here wants to play smart sha. She wan chop two at once by using delay tactics. Dropping her off at the suite she was coming to, and then another call comes in from maga2... on her Nokia phone set wey no dey die. That's one characteristics of the queens. They have one phone for Instagram slaying, and their hotline is usually a Nokia phone that the battery can last for 3 months on just one charge. grin They have to be online at all times, else, the success of the ministry would have taken a detrimental trajectory. grin

"I'm coming. I'm in lekki phase 1. I came to drop off something in my friends place.... once i leave I am coming. I will call you on my way".....

Aunty kemi.. . Shut up your dirty mouth..... which friend? What is the name of your friend? What are you dropping? Did you come to drop or you came to collect? She was jittery. Like someone who was against time. She needed to rush this one and go for the other one.... chai.

Her fare was 1700. She gave me 700. One 500 note, and 2 100 naira notes. The 100 naira notes were so dirty and damp that you could use them to catch fish in a river. She now said she wanted to do transfer. Asked my acct. I gave her..... "I've done it............ eish.... it did not go"..... Which transfer did not go? undecided Are you sleep talking? It's your transfer that will not go.... do it again. undecided She eventually had to call the girl that requested on her behalf to bring my balance.... Asking me ehn "can I go before you see the alert?" Uhn uhn.... as if your own company isn't money for hand, back for ground.......

Gerrarahere mehn........ grin


Mehn this Uber driving job dey really expose u to so many things......

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Romeo3(m): 8:43am On Mar 28, 2018
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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by tranxo(m): 10:34am On Mar 28, 2018
Romeo3:
Just dropped off this white guy who told me an unbelievable story about The Nigerian police. grin

Hang on.
This one heavy for your mouth?

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Akan(m): 11:38am On Mar 28, 2018
tranxo:

This one heavy for your mouth?
was thinking same. Abi he just been want draw audience

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Dranoid: 3:22pm On Mar 28, 2018
Akan:
was thinking same. Abi he just been want draw audience
Or maybe he just forgot
You guys should try and appreciate him na
No one is paying him to update and he is hustling on top so there'll be a lot on his mind

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by crossfire47(m): 4:49pm On Mar 28, 2018
Romeo3:
Off for the second round of the day. 25k target never complete.
bro please which Samsung phone are you driving with?
Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by payne4real(m): 11:10pm On Mar 28, 2018
Bro pls which low budget phone can a starter use for this business? Very Urgent
Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Luckki1001(m): 8:01am On Mar 29, 2018
payne4real:
Bro pls which low budget phone can a starter use for this business? Very Urgent

A London-used Samsung Galaxy S4, which retails for anything between 25K - 30K should do the trick.
Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Romeo3(m): 9:48am On Mar 29, 2018
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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Romeo3(m): 9:51am On Mar 29, 2018
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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Romeo3(m): 9:52am On Mar 29, 2018
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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by crossfire47(m): 1:02pm On Mar 29, 2018
Romeo3:
J7
ok thanks, though I read the list of recommended phones on uber website and they said all Samsung j series were banned
Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Romeo3(m): 1:30pm On Mar 29, 2018
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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Nobody: 9:19am On Mar 30, 2018
So the popular Remeo3 took me to the airport today. smiley smiley... Since it was an offline trip(called him from Nairaland) , here's my review of the ride.
1. Time of arrival, arrived 15minutes before the time we agreed on
2. Attitude, the bro is humble and down to earth. I felt like I was with a friend.
3. Driving, the driving was so smooth I didn't even know we were driving. Felt like we were just talking and finally appeared at the airport (felt like I didn't want to stop the ride, lol)
4. He is packed with bright ideas and not your everyday Uber driver.. Don't be surprised if one day you read on the news UBER DRIVER NOW RHE RICHEST MAN IN AFRICA grin
What am I missing... lipsrsealed
Oh yeah... He likes girls, Ahbi is girls that like him too much. I don't know.
For real I recommend him to anyone looking for a smooth ride in Lagos anytime anyday.
Our nairaland celebrity is going to go places....

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Investorbj: 1:11pm On Mar 30, 2018
I have been following his diary for like forever. Correct dude..

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Romeo3(m): 1:14pm On Mar 30, 2018
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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Romeo3(m): 1:14pm On Mar 30, 2018
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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by tonyemos: 1:18pm On Mar 30, 2018
Gud aftnoon house..
I am uber &taxify driver I need a corolla or camry big light... I can deliver 35- 40 k a week... Pls contact me on 07037724623. I have experience in Lagos terrain very well.
Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by dunasy(f): 3:27pm On Mar 30, 2018
I see you going big soon @Romeo3...you know what you are doing and you are glued to making it work.

It's the humor in your writing that keeps us glued...

Well done brotherly....

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by bassette(m): 3:48pm On Mar 30, 2018
Romeo3:
Slept off last night again. grin



I got there after 20 mins and 5 "where are you calls?" inbetween....

Sat in the car viewing Nairaland, and i heard a tap tap tap sound on the window. Came down to help her carry her bag into the boot and i heard words of gold.... "Can you take us to Abraham Adesanya from the airport?" My head went skkkrrrrra. Take you to Abraham adesanya.... a journey of about 50km that will fetch me like 6500...... why is this girl asking me a foolish question, me that has only made 3k since morning? grin My friend, If na Ibadan you wan go this night, we are going diiiiaaaa.... cheesy "Yes, why not", i replied. "we are going to pick up my boyfriend" that explains the small travelling bag she was carrying.

As we start the trip, she asks me of a particular hotel around that ajah axis..... that dead hotel. Wetin carry una dey go there? "is it not fine? he wanted a place that was close to the beach"..... beach don keee you. that place is a stupid one. "haah. he has already booked and paid online. the pictures I saw were very fine" lol. picture don deceive you like snake deceive eve..... We get to the airport and turned around 4 times before we got the exact place boyfriend was standing. bobo was sharing money to police and everyone around him .... bags loaded in, and they started kissing inside car for what seemed like eternity.... Black eyed peas was playing... "Tonight's gonna be a good night"..... indeed. grin

qWetin concern me? Is my money counting or not? It is what? It iiiissss, counting. na wetin concern me. If una like, lipsrsealed grin "pls where can we get food to eat?" her tiny voice asked from behind. You can only get food at "The place" in lekki. "okay, take us there".

I got them there, an she asked me to join them. shocked So the girl is nice..... Ok na, me we never chop night food. I locked my car and followed.... tour guide. grin Sha got fried rice and beef..... I don't really like fried rice, but, OK.... gradually adding her to the list of ladies that have bought me stuff on the job. Yup. I have been recipient of generosity from my riders. All female! Females. you can never fully understand them. one minute trouble, the other minute, grin.

Got them to the stupid hotel. I feel like mentioning that hotel here so they can change their ways... From abraham adesanya roundabout, take left and go straight down. You don reach... It was bad as I told them. They went in to check-in and confirm that they can stay there, since it's close to the beach.... Beach. Remember they were asking me if it was a trekkable distance from the hotel. I laughed. It's trekkable. Only that your leg will ask you questions when you get there. 10 mins later, they stormed out. All the rooms they were shown had different conc irritating smells. Not all had electricity. Smh. So someone will travel all the way from wherever country it was, all to come and see his babe and go on romantic outings, and walk to the beach, and this hotel want to put spanner in his spoke sha.... they want to put sand in his garri..... All the exercise he has been doing for this night "to be a gooood night", after booking and paying and the hotel is .... oh my Jesus. It will not berra for the management. this is fraud. this is scam. this is annoying...... for where...... na my money I dey count. grin

They came down And asked me to take them to the hotel I suggested earlier... hmm. wonder what this bill will look like when i end this trip. grin I started driving them towards there. She asked her bf about his younger ones, and he said he has none. And she was like No, you do. ahn ahn. Na you wan force younger ones on person? When the guy picked offence, she shut him up with kisses..... guys take notegrin No gree grin Got them to the hotel and she asked me to come with them to choose room...... Choose room.... Choose room that what happen? Are you mad? Choose room because i will partake in the in the...... undecided I'm coming... me that piss wanted to destroy my ministry. I went straight to the rest room biko, and from there to the car. Was hoping they won't like there, for I already had another place to take them to inca.... "end trip. end trip. we will stay here. we like here. how much is our bill"

I end the trip, 7687. Just make it a round figure of 8,000..... and add my share of the money your bf was sharing... "Ok ok. let's just say 9,000..... Don't show him your app". before nko..... abum children? grin

So my night ended unexpectedly from an unexpected place and from and unexpected source. Nice people still exist. Note to self: Never stop believing.
. I laughed and laughed reading this post. Funny enjoyable read. Thanks for all the updates, you write so so well. Looking to learn from you. Keep soaring

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Splendblex(f): 4:03pm On Mar 30, 2018
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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Romeo3(m): 4:04pm On Mar 30, 2018
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