If you've ever lived in the type of house we call Face to Face in Nigeria then you would certainly be able to relate to this no matter how brief you stayed.

Those who have stayed in Face me I face you can relate
1- Those who have 1stclass in gossiping, they can gossip a ghost and the ghost wont be aware
2- The ones who are very poor but produce kids like wetin I no know
3- That single sister who is very accommodating, I mean she accommodates new guys every night..what a cheerful giver
4- That sister who will never give her hair breathing space, always tying scarf
5- The most superior womanizers, this set of people don't have taste, from fair to dark, slender, fat, tall even dwarfs
6- That one man that is always challenging the landlord cos the house has only one toilet ,like he came to this world to shit
7- The very proud ones, just because they married wives with big bum they think they should automatically earn your respect
8- That very ugly man who surprisingly has a pretty wife,sometimes one would wonder like 'how did he even say it, like how he take toast am'
9- The Profs-- These ones have refused to marry, they do all chores themselves from sweeping to washing and fetching water. They can cook all type of soups- Oha, Ogbono, Okro...name it but they can be very stingy, I mean they can trace their missing 10naira back to a thousand kilometers.
10- The borrowers- They can borrow anything salt, broom, toothpaste, tie even your life if possible. They are the only set of people who can knock on your door in the middle of the night just to say 'Abeg una get matches


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why not support each category with a meme

KendrickAyomide:
why not support each category with a meme

Na total editing be that na and I don't think I can get memes to fit in properly

RoyalRoy

kaluxy007:

Na total editing be that na and I don't think I can get memes to fit in properly

If you add meme, your post is likely to reach front page.
Funny post though

kaluxy007:

Na total editing be that na and I don't think I can get memes to fit in properly

If you add meme, your post is likely to reach front page.
Funny post though

You forgot to add the muslim family with daughters on hijab washing their body parts in preparation for prayers

If you live in a face me I slap you best you forget about naija women

Or relationship

Just use and dump them but never ever give them a dime. Save your money and improve your self. They like flashy guys get a car like me move to a better apartment and eventually you will enjoy the way they will throw yourself at you cheaply. Fvck them, collect their friends number from their phones, control their friends to your house as you know they are all cheap

This year alone I don nacck 19 girls with my camry muscle and 6 of this girls I don nacck their mama join. I no send woman at all. And I day improve myself will never go broke NEVER!!!

Those ones way there bathroom door no gud if aunty kelechi won go baf once she put soap for eyes bro Emeka go day pip through the door

Chai sense no go kill me

Kongi na bastard

Lol

Which of my friends can I call to come contribute?

Okay,
Evablizin come and share your daily experience.

The born-again brother / sister always trying to win souls for christ..

The particular housewife that disturbs the whole building with her cooking aroma...

The troublesome neighbors

The one thing relative in face me I face you compand is that mama Tobi wouldn't stop keeping records of how many girls I bring home everyday.
and she also knows when, I'm blowing it hot to mama femi, when hubby is off work to work

Face Me I Slap you houses too many for Lagos.
Check my signature and win amazing prices

Face me i slap you..

Shugarlord213:
If you live in a face me I slap you best you forget about naija women

Or relationship

Just use and dump them but never ever give them a dime. Save your money and improve your self. They like flashy guys get a car like me move to a better apartment and eventually you will enjoy the way they will throw yourself at you cheaply. Fvck them, collect their friends number from their phones, control their friends to your house as you know they are all cheap

This year alone I don nacck 19 girls with my camry muscle and 6 of this girls I don nacck their mama join. I no send woman at all. And I day improve myself will never go broke NEVER!!!

wow congrats bro please can I see all your awards

Rogues as neighbours!

inereunwa1:
wow congrats bro please can I see all your awards

Check your mums pant

xsoonest799:

The dates on comments are obsolete! Why?

What about the loud music players who will not let you sleep...

And the early morning cursers.... (like, oloriburuku wo lo yagbe ti ko flush yen, Awon Werey...)

I heard that a lot as an ajepako kid growing up in ldunmota...

Shugarlord213:
If you live in a face me I slap you best you forget about naija women

Or relationship

Just use and dump them but never ever give them a dime. Save your money and improve your self. They like flashy guys get a car like me move to a better apartment and eventually you will enjoy the way they will throw yourself at you cheaply. Fvck them, collect their friends number from their phones, control their friends to your house as you know they are all cheap

This year alone I don nacck 19 girls with my camry muscle and 6 of this girls I don nacck their mama join. I no send woman at all. And I day improve myself will never go broke NEVER!!!

What an achievement! Astonishing! Amazing! Let's take a moment to clap for this amazing Nigerian youth.

Is either the OP is a graduate or undergraduate of face to face house.. he's talking from experience

Iya Bimpe and baba Wale that meet at the bathroom to bleep each other

Shugarlord213:
If you live in a face me I slap you best you forget about naija women

Or relationship

Just use and dump them but never ever give them a dime. Save your money and improve your self. They like flashy guys get a car like me move to a better apartment and eventually you will enjoy the way they will throw yourself at you cheaply. Fvck them, collect their friends number from their phones, control their friends to your house as you know they are all cheap

This year alone I don nacck 19 girls with my camry muscle and 6 of this girls I don nacck their mama join. I no send woman at all. And I day improve myself will never go broke

NEVER!!!

sakamanje!


U try, Minister of Information na ur mentor

I miss face me and face u ooo d environment is never dull, everyday fight, one day one problem mostly on week ends when u want to watch ur cloth, u knw how we usually drag rope