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What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by geoworldedu: 9:08pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
I'm jus thinking out loud. The whirlwind, could it be the mess of God? According to the bible God works in a mysterious way, the whirlwind is mysterious and the mess of God is mighty. The rain, what if is the tears of God? He is sad when we reject bible, his holy words. Maybe he sheds tears when atheists don't repent. |
Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by heendrix(m): 9:16pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
geoworldedu: that just a rubbish thinking of yours....does your bible tells you God eat? or it told you He's ever cried #grow up boy 1 Like |
Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by geoworldedu: 9:20pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
heendrix: if he rains manna from heaven, plant apple in d eden garden, receives burnt offering, doesn't that tells u he eats? I'm thinking the combination of all this food can create a whirlwind mess, you get. As for the crying it's my thinking, but I feel am under the influence of the holy spirit. |
Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by heendrix(m): 9:41pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
geoworldedu: Lool about the raining of manner and planting of apple. God knows we man (humans) would need this food to satisfy our body for nourishment and to quench every form of hunger with the way he created us Isaiah 55:8 reads "for yur thoughts are not my thought are not my thoughts neither are your ways my ways saith the lord" lest you forgotten God is a spirit and supreme being and spirit dont eat. I hope I clear ur doubts 1 Like |
Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by geoworldedu: 9:45pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
heendrix: So spirit don't eat? how come bible say that manna is food of angels? if u die, u will eat from the tree of life, u will have a marriage supper with d lamb. how come? Somtin still tells me that whirlwind is god's mess. |
Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by heendrix(m): 9:48pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
geoworldedu: whirlwind? does it smell and why would God decide to send it to the earth instead why not other places? God doesn't mess or fart buddy |
Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by geoworldedu: 9:50pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
heendrix: God's mess cannot smell na. Not all mess smells. |
Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by falcon01: 10:01pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
geoworldedu:if ypu kdep asking all these you will het to a point where you will realize that you've been lied to all your life!! God, Jesus, Allah, etc |
Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by heendrix(m): 10:01pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
geoworldedu:why cant it smell if he eats like you said |
Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by hakimi1974(m): 10:05pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
geoworldedu:all these new designer weed you guys are experimenting with, one day, one day, nah aro you go see your self. |
Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by Section1000: 10:13pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
As a student of philosophy i'll say the OP is trying to obtain philosophic truth.. this is one of the reasons we ought to study philosophy... Rationality is grounded in our nature.. Note : Half Study Of Philosophy Leads To Atheism And OP say no to osogbo weed |
Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by geoworldedu: 10:40pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
heendrix:Maybe the chemicals in his body canneutralise smells. |
Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by geoworldedu: 10:41pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
Section1000: But I am not atheist. |
Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by geoworldedu: 10:43pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
hakimi1974:oky now answer d question. |
Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by heendrix(m): 10:43pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
geoworldedu: haha what this guy saying? what chemical? what body?
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Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by geoworldedu: 10:45pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
heendrix:God creates man in his image. If we contain chemical, god must contain chemical too. |
Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by heendrix(m): 10:48pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
geoworldedu: image not likeness bro damn it 1 Like |
Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by ShadowFighter: 10:54pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
Lmao... One of the several clowns we have on nairaland. Op, oya clap for yourself. |
Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by Section1000: 11:15pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
geoworldedu:Am Currently in the religion forum and all have deduced so far is "You Post Like an Atheist lacking in knowlege of academic philosophy" .. (pls don't mis-interpret me) 1 Like |
Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by Martinez19(m): 12:04am On Apr 02, 2018 |
heendrix:The same reason he didn't send lucifer to other places but decided to cast him to earth?
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Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by cjfbn: 4:32am On Apr 02, 2018 |
Nut case. Spits on OP and walks away. 1 Like |
Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by geoworldedu: 6:27am On Apr 02, 2018 |
heendrix: Do you read your bible at all? Okay assignment for you, check if God didn't create man in his likeness in the screen grab below. After that, lemme see another excuse u will give
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Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by geoworldedu: 12:03am On May 20, 2018 |
Hmm |
Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by geoworldedu: 6:55pm On May 26, 2018 |
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